Guess what time it is? Time for another installment of our latest feature – Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.
This weeks features sex star is the curiously named Tichuana Pearl. Mr. Pink’s discovered Pearl while performing our latest re-review of My XXX Pass (which is discounted to $179.95/Month for MrPinks.com visitors, BTW)
I’m not sure what’s the deal with Tichuana Pearl and the origin of her onscreen performance name. Maybe they were going for Tijuana Pearl and somehow the spelling got lost in translation? Maybe there is an actual place called Tichuana or Tichuana is an actual type of pearl? Mr. Pink does not know the answer to this mind boggling question but I do know Tichuana Pearl has an adoration for facial piercings and an intense sexual appetite for anal sex as evident by her scene on the enormous My XXX Pass network.
Although I have only found one scene featuring Tichuana Pearl, I’m still impressed. Keep on bangin’.
One of Mr. Pink’s most recent review subjects, Wicked Pictures, not only presents a huge collection of fantastic hardcore content starring the biggest names in porn, but it also hosts a strong behind-the-scenes archive that definitely warrants your attention. Even among such adult entertainment luminaries as Rebeca Linares, Gianna Lynn, and Jessica Drake, one woman stands above them all and you’ll have plenty of behind-the-scenes footage of Jenna Jameson in one of her most acclaimed features, 1998’s Flashpoint. Not only will Wicked’s backstage footage show you Jenna at the height of her erotic powers, but you might even see a familiar firehouse floor being stained with ejaculate. Yes, folks, that’s the very same Los Angeles firehouse that housed those intrepid spirit hunters, Ghostbusters, also played host to the legendary Jenna and her incredible physique as she drained the cum from fireman Mickey G’s thick cock, letting it fall over those famous tits in truly fiery fashion. The chance to not only watch one of Jenna’s most impressive performances, but to see intimate footage from the set of a bona fide porno classic is, well, totally Wicked.
Tristan Taormino, the noted feminist author, sex educator, activist, pornographer, and public speaker (and self-proclaimed heterosexual “queer-dyke”), is finally unleashing her latest adult explicit education DVD on the world: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex. While the title itself might not evoke lusty feelings of passionate anal lovemaking or raunchy, raw assfucking, the names of appearing stars Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole, and the legend herself, Nina Hartley certainly do. All of these women have made names for themselves in the adult industry by spreading (amongst other things) their ass cheeks and taking cock like the anal champions they’ve often claimed to be. But what of Taormino herself? How come she’s not shedding her gear and getting down for some dirt-pipe digging? Well, it turns out some women who have fucked on camera in the past simply find themselves more useful behind the Vaselined-lens, rather than in front of it and, with her acclaimed “Expert Guide to…” series of Vivid DVD release, Taormino proves she is now where she’s most needed, on the front-lines of the battle of sexual ignorance and timidity. Knowing what gets you off and what pleases your partner is quite clearly the true measure of sexual maturity and Taormino – lover her or loathe her – certainly makes that clear with her diagram, pointer, and blackboard introductions to some of the most thrilling and authentic anal sex you’ll see online.
Today brings a new feature to Mr. Pink’s Blog – Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.
This week’s featured Porn Star is the curiously named Questa. Yes, her name may sound like a new pharmaceutical drug such as Lyrica, Lunesta, Cymbalta, or (say it with me) Aciphex but Questa is actually a sapphic sexual superstar.
With 1080p High Definition porn throwing everyone and his brother all into a tizzy, you might think all other forms of pornographic expression had suddenly become obsolete. In dozens of online communities, however, an ancient digital image format is curiously finding new use as a sexually provocative blogging aid. Graphics Interchange Format, more commonly known as GIF, used to be regarded as a format only used by game developers, bulletin board nerdlingers, and people who think brief 256-color animations of pinwheels are a remarkable display of advance technology. Nowadays the GIF is being plastered all over the ‘net and usually in NSFW environments, to boot!
It started on message boards then worked its way into the mainstream via Tumblr, but the resurgence in GIF appreciation still seems lost on many people, whether they’ve embraced Tumblr or not. Sure, the detail in an animated GIF isn’t very good and the colors look kinda blotchy and god knows there’s no audio, but there sure is something pretty exciting about watching, say, London Keyes get take the exact same eleven inches of man-meat over and over and over again, forever repeating until you move onto something else or blow an almighty load.
Clearly the best thing about GIFs, though, is that they’re so small, so short, and so deliciously hypnotic that they can be enjoyed by fans everywhere without the studios worrying that their products are simply being stolen from them and reproduced poorly and in full elsewhere. Think of GIF Porn as the ultimate content sampling tool. There’s a whole world of pornographic delights out there and the Tumblrs, blogs, and message boards that pass these illicit visual treats around could be the industry’s most underutilized marketing tool. Who do you think is going to make hotter gifs, the A/V whizzes at Zero Tolerance and Reality Kings or some 19-year-old dude with too much time (and moisturizer) on his hands? Exactly my point.