James Franco’s Kink.com documentary

Kink.comAfter praising adult performers for their acting abilities while in the company of such socially acceptable thespians as Colin Firth, Natalie Portman, and Annette Bening at Newsweek’s ‘Oscar Roundtable’ discussion back in January 2011, Hollywood renaissance man James Franco recently announced that an upcoming documentary project would focus on a man named Peter Acworth, best known to Mr. Pink’s readers and horny fellas everywhere as the founder and lead producer of a little company called Kink.com. Housed in the historic San Francisco Armory, Kink’s dungeons, cellars, ballrooms, dining halls, and bedrooms have hosted a virtual who’s who of top-tier pornographic talent from Amy Brooke to Charley Chase, Sasha Grey to Faye Reagan. In late June, a now-deleted tweet from Kink regular Rain DeGrey said Franco was in the house and attracting lusty stares from all the girls; business as usual for the 33-year-old actor, author, director, painter, producer, screenwriter, NYU professor, and perennial student.

With Kink.com’s continually evolving slate of fetishistic online endeavors as his palette – websites Hogtied, Water Bondage, Sex and Submission, Bound Gang Bangs, Everything Butt, and Men in Pain included – whatever Franco and his crew come up with is sure to be an intriguing look into one of porn’s most exciting and groundbreaking production entities.

Oh, and what else has Franco been up to lately? Why, starring in a movie called Cherry, described as “A drama centered on a troubled young woman who moves to San Francisco, where she gets involved in pornography and aligns herself with a cocaine-addicted lawyer.” In a hardcore version of Diablo Cody’s rise to screenwriting prominence, Cherry is based on a screenplay written by none other than Lorelai Lee.

Power Bosom

Power Bosom at XL GirlsThis edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Power Bosom!

Power Bosom??? What, was Bionic Boobs already taken?

This ultra thick and super stacked mama was spotted while browsing XL Girls for some crazy porn star names and ogling a few BBW babes at the same time. XL Girls definitely had a few hilarious porn star names which we will talk about in future blog posts.

Mr. Pink’s salutes you Power Bosom and your wacky porn star name! Keep rockin’ that super stacked rack!

Speaking of XL Girls, isn’t Mandy Pearl one of the most stunning BBW models you have ever seen?

Porn’s Most Unconventional Marriage

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite porn sites, Porn Fidelity, the online home of husband and wife team, Kelly and Ryan Madison, is now in its eight year of operation and has finally, thanks to never missing a weekly update, adds its 400th scene. But how to celebrate? Kelly and Ryan – she with her remarkable 34G breasts, he with permission to fuck plenty of other women (as long as his wife can occasionally join in) – never do anything half-heartedly so in honor of this milestone they’ve invited five of porn’s most dazzling women to join in a momentous seven-way gangbang! That’s right, folks, Ryan, who really must be the luckiest married man on Earth, will be plundering the mouths, pussies, and possibly asses of Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Yurizan Beltran, McKenzie Lee, and Samantha Saint, as will his bisexual wife, Kelly.

In their long history of extra-marital flings that stretched the idea of what a modern marriage could be, Kelly and Ryan have fucked the best and brightest stars of the American porno scene. From relative newcomers Brooklyn Lee, Juelz Ventura, and Katie St. Ives to veteran pornstars Tory Lane, Savannah Stern, and Jayden Jaymes, the women who have passed through the Madison household have performed in some of their best scenes under this devoted (if wandering) couple’s direction. With five of the world’s most eager porno babes helping them celebrate their 400 episode achievement in truly decadent style and topping even Kelly’s recent seduction of Lady Gaga (nee Lexi Belle), the seven-way scene, appropriately titled “The Bangover”, is sure to be hard to top should Kelly and Ryan and Porn Fidelity make it to their tenth year!

Pink Pussy

Pink Pussy - DDF networkYou know what time it is? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks featured star is a 23 year-old Hungarian hottie that is featured in over 20 hardcore scenes on the DDF Prod Network. Let me introduce you to Pink Pussy.

Pink Pussy combines two of my favorite things, the color pink and pussy. And while our favorite outer-space jizz-box jockey Captain James T. Kirk may have had an intergalactic hard-on for Green Pussy, most earthbound men still prefer Pink Pussy over Space Pussy.

Simply stated, nothing beats Pink Pussy!

Oriental Ecstasy in the Third Dimension

Sex and Zen 3D

Years ago, back when VHS still reigned supreme, I manned the counter and cleaned the shelves of a video rental store. Wandering into the adult section, as I was wont to do on a daily basis, I stumbled upon an erotic film from Hong Kong entitled Sex & Zen II. Although I was never game enough it myself, the title stuck with me for years. Imagine my surprise then, when a 3D sequel to what I thought was an obscure Oriental skin flick became the highest grossing Category III (18 years and over) film in Hong Kong’s history, in addition to beating the tied record held by Avatar and Titanic for highest opening gross, raking in HK$2.79 million over James Cameron’s dual takes of HK$2.5.

August 12th finally saw the US release of 3D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and, although it’s only playing in one theater in the entire state of California – ironically not even in “The Entertainment Capital of the World”, Hollywood – the latest installment of the Sex & Zen series is attracting movie goers willing to shed their inhibitions, pay a premium price for 3D glasses, and enjoy a rather corny and cliche adaptation of the ancient Chinese equivalent of the Karma Sutra, The Carnal Prayer Mat.

What about American productions, though? When will we see a theatrical release of an erotic film, either softcore or hardcore, shot in three dimensions on our own shores? Until that eventually, inevitably comes to pass we’ll have to content ourselves with Gianna Michaels nude parasailing in the 2010 monster flick, Piranha 3D.