Trading Pornstars

Charley Chase at ATCC

Forget hunting down a near-mint T206 Honus Wagner, a full first edition Marvel Universe set, or a Tyler the Great Warrior custom Yu-Gi-Oh! card, now you’ll be spending every spare cent and second you have on tracking down a Brooklyn Lee, Tori Lux, or Katie St. Ives. That’s right, collectors, trading cards are making a comeback and as usual porn is leading the charge! The rather lazily-named Adult Trading Card Company (ATCC) is responsible for placing the faces and bodies of your porn’s premiere performers on pocket-sized slips of cardstock and not only can you now buy packs of these cards online at ATCC’s website, but limited edition cards can even be purchased directly from your favorite small-screen superstar at her next convention appearance.

With women like the Spanish anal goddess Rebeca Linares, tatted-up punk Sparky SinClaire, and stripper-cum-politician Mary Carey gracing these cardboard frames, as well as a few select cards devoted to the generously endowed men of porn (Prince Yashua, Flash Brown), ATCC seems determined to make the most enticing and impressive pornstars into immediate collectors items. And for those of you that can never find a tissue when you need one, ATCC’s online store also sells classic ‘Top Loader” sleeves and even hard acrylic display cases that ensure your voyeuristic investment never becomes soiled.