Monthly Archives: November 2011

Peeping Pt. 2: Peepers Beware

Whether or not you’re aware of it, the likelihood that a complete stranger has has visual access to the lower undergarment your girlfriend, sister, friend, mother, or even daughter is very high. If these females wear skirts, it is even … Continue reading

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Bree Olson Retires From Porn, Not Controversy

After the media shit-storm that surrounded Charlie Sheen’s now legendary 36-hour alcohol and drug binge back in January, the pornstars that accompanied him, Kacey Jordan, Melanie Rios, and Bree Olson, ducked and weaved the attention of some media outlets while … Continue reading

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An Adult Acrostic Thanksgiving

T is for Turkey, the family after eating does nap H, “If I Hurry I can squeeze in a fap!” A is for Anal, a scene smoking and raw N is for a Naughty America whore K gives me Kagney, … Continue reading

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Peep the Peepers

Folks, I wanna tell you a story about an American hero, a man who has put himself on the line time and time again to alert the women of New York, Union Square specifically, that they are under constant threat … Continue reading

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One Dick, Two Dick, White Dick, Black Dick – Sasha Grey Reads

“There once was a dog named Hally, who lived with the Tosis family. Hally Tosis was very¬† good dog, but she had a big problem. Hally Tosis had horrible breath. Whenever Hally Tosis opened her mouth, horrible things happened.” This … Continue reading

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