Tattoo Tribute to a Porn Idol

There are plenty of pornstars who have decided, wisely or otherwise, to adorn their erection-inducing bodies with tattoos of various sizes, shapes, and colors. Micah Moore has remained close-lipped about the perfect empty circle on her hip; Charley Chase let her fluffy black pubic muff cover up her regrettable angel and devil design; Kleio Valentein stamped the back of her thighs with Batman symbols, presumably to draw in all those nerds that, I don’t know, weren’t even looking at porn in the first place (or something like that). One truly shocking tattoo I recently came across belongs to 21-year-old brunette stunner, Lizz Tayler.

Lizz always wanted to be a pornstar, so much so, in fact, that her idol wasn’t Madonna or Sophia Copolla or Angelina Jolie; it was superslut Brianna Banks. Lizz was such an ardent fan of Brianna’s extremely hardcore performances and relentless pursuit of fresh, new ground to break that she decided the only way to properly pay tribute was to emblazon her own abdomen with the name of her adult entertainment idol.

Lizz Tayler

On her FormSpring page, Lizz answered a fans query about the tattoo by saying “She’s been my idol for yrs [sic], ever since I started watching porn. Unfortunately, it has to get covered up.” Whether she meant covered by panties or garter belts, or inked over with a new design, it’s kinda sad to see such a tangible devotion to porn blocked out of the industry.

Just wait until some fresh-faced 18-year-old rocks her first scene with Sasha Grey’s face inked into her back. Trust me, with the amount of money pornstars seem to be shoving into the (hopefully gloved) hands of tattoo artists throughout LA, sooner or later it’s bound to happen!

Happy Horny Holidays! Pt. 2

Kelly MadisonAs detailed in Mr. Pink’s previous holiday blog, the most prominent porn networks have been adding some sizzling Christmas-themed scenes over the past week and more are undoubtedly on the horizon. What of those pornstars whose websites don’t get quite as much traffic as the major players? What of women like Rachel Aziani and Kelly Madison. what of Wifey and Joanna Angel? Well, thankfully all of these luscious ladies are well and truly in the mood for celebrations of the most carnal kind. Here’s what you can expect from their personal dens of seasonal sexuality:

Rachel Aziani, the Omaha native with an incredible 34DD rack, is appears to be taking it somewhat easy this Christmas season, but she has managed to add one 569-image photo shoot to her site. Showing off her incredible physique, this breathtaking MILF is all gussied up in a kinky red, white-fur-trimmed lingerie outfit that’ll certainly get your sleigh-bells jingling!

– Not one to settle for second place, Kelly Madison added her very own hardcore tale that sees her covering for the sick Santa, delivering presents around the globe. Almost finished for the night, she stumbles across a guy in an elf costume who has very definite ideas about how he should thank this MILF-a-licious substitute Santa. (Hint: it involves lots of titty-fucking.)

– Wifey of Wifey’s World loves nothing more than dressing up in a sultry outfit or costume and coaxing a big juicy load from her husband’s cock, but this Christmas she has stayed in her civvies and sold herself to a lonely guy just so she could pay for Hubby’s Christmas present! After fucking her John andĀ  taking all of his huge load, Wifey definitely earns her money. I just wonder what Hubby will think…

– Last, but most certainly not least, we have the LA porn scene’s favorite Jew keeping up her annual tradition of throwing a dreidel into the otherwise Christmas-focused seasonal adult entertainment offerings. That’s right, folks, Joanna Angel celebrates Hanukkah with eight special gifts, each one a stiff dick with which she gladly plays. Instead of spreading the fucking out over eight sex-crazed nights, Joanna feasts on this octococked team of guys in one hell of a gangbang. Ay-yay-yay, whatta woman!

From all of us here at Mr. Pink’s, we wish you, dearest readers, a safe, happy, and sexually satisfying holiday season, whatever your affiliation. Here’s to the end of another great year in pornography!

Happy Horny Holidays! Pt. 1

Nicole AnistonWith Christmas rapidly approaching, you’re not doubt stressing over gifts for loved ones, meal preparations, what to do if you run out of beer on the 25th, and how to avoid your Father-in-law’s constant belittling of your career choice and financial stability (or lack thereof). Thank ol’ Saint NickĀ the greatest porn networks of the WWW have started celebrations a little early by providing you with Christmas-themed hardcore scenes that take the edge of the all-too-common holiday season blues. Here’s a rundown of what you’ll find on the ‘net’s smuttiest domains:

Brazzers kicked things off with a bang on December 20th on Teens Like it Big, where you’ll find gorgeous young Lexi Bloom sitting on Santa’s lap and feeling something press against her thigh. Soon enough, Lexi receives a very special face-covering gift from ol’ Saint Nick! Over at MILFs Like it Big, black-haired, busty scrooge, Lesley Zen is taken to task by Keiran Lee for her lack of Christmas spirit.

Reality Kings serves up a solid pair of holiday-themed fuckfests, the first of which is on lesbian site We Live Together. Bree Daniels, Sammie Rhodes, and Chloe Lynn agree to exchange presents early, but Bree and Sammie race ahead and try out their brand-new dildos on Chloe before she even has a chance to unwrap her gift. Euro Sex Parties keeps it festive with Rebbeka and Vanessa Gold distracted from their tree decorating by two guys bearing presents of a highly unusual nature.

– Not to be outdone by those zany Europeans, the Naughty America team have already thrown up one fantastic Christmas scene on their Naughty Office site, with another one, this time for My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend arriving on the 23rd. The former stars newcomer Paige Turnah as an office drone who giddily drags her studly co-worker away from the Christmas party for some private celebrations; the latter sees a unfathomably sexy Ms. Claus (Nicole Aniston) double-teamed by two studly elves when they’re supposed to be helping her cart toys to an orphanage.

Now, if only you get that WiFi-enabled tablet computer you asked for, you can escape to the bathroom when it all gets too much, lock the door, and vicarious plunder the pussies of Santa’s foxiest little helpers while your family muses about whether potato salad should or should not include bacon bits.

World’s Fastest Sex Toy

Multi-speed vibrators were once an impressive feat of manufacturing, but now seem pretty damn dull. In an effort to bring some spectacle back into the sex toy industry and to test out the limits of their Velvet Obsession Bullet, Synergy Erotic strapped their 800-horse-power mini-vibrator into the passenger side of a Dodge Stratus drag-racer. Reaching an amazing 4Gs during launch and set a new landspeed record as the fastest sex toy on the planet. The driver, Lisa Licksalot brought the vehicle to a top speed of 182mph, but the waterproof Bullet never skipped, stalled, or froze, keeping its consistent, powerful vibrations throughout the entire the quarter mile sprint.

Synergy Erotic CEO, Bob Wolf called the experiment “a bold and brazen attempt to fly in the face of all the naysayers who said, nay YELLED, ‘It can’t be done!’ Not only does Synergy Erotic make the finest sex toys known to man, we also make the fastest and quickest. Going out on a limb and proving our point in such a brutal, hazardous environment is what differentiates Synergy Erotic from the competition!”

As for Ms. Licksalot, well, she is reportedly in talks to star in a “tasteful” photoshoot with the surviving Velvet Obsession Bullet, which, although battered and bruised, remains completely functional.

Ken Russell’s Posthumous 3D Porno Masterpiece

Alice in Wonderland 3DThe international cinema community was saddened to learn late last month of the sudden death of controversial British filmmaker Ken Russell. Director of such bold cine-sexual experiments as Whore, The Devils, Salome’s Last Dance, and Women in Love, Russell was notoriously obsessed with sexuality and the Roman Catholic church. Passing away at the age of 84, Russell left a number of projects unfinished, one of which was a remake of producer Bill Osco’s 1976 X-rated musical comedy of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland… in 3D! The remake was in the final scripting stages and was a collaborative effort by Osco and Russell, but will now go into production as a tribute to the last filmmaker. The original film cost just $500,000 to produce, but ended up raking in more than $100 million in box office sales. With no word on the proposed budget for the 3D remake, we can only assume it would cost substantially more. Russell’s cinematic flamboyance and Osco’s clout as the producer of one of the premiere hits of porn’s Golden Age, make for a uniquely intriguing project and one that will surely be as controversial, exuberant, and salacious as Russell’s memory demands.