Big Daddy Brings the Boys Out!

Big DaddyLately many top-notch Internet-based porn companies have been injecting their profits and savings into some rather exciting new ventures. Naughty America launched College Sugar Babes, Tonight’s Girlfriend, and MILF Sugar Babes and Evil Angel is putting ample time, energy, talent, and money into Voracious, an exclusive online feature directed by John Stagliano. When it comes to porn that swings the other way, however, there seems to be fairly little going on. Gay hardcore is, after all, an unfairly mistreated niche and this kind of neglect is usually par for the course. The only apparent exception to this unfortunate rule is Big Daddy, a network pimping itself as holding the “best gay porn in the world.” Oh yeah?

Big Daddy’s websites cover a ton of sub-genres, from scenes starting out as deep tissue massages to dishing out blowjobs on the 22 Local city bus route while other passengers stare ahead into the eternal void. Everything is hardcore as can be and will no doubt delight lovers of the male physical form, especially when the High Definition 720p video formats are viewed full-screen and the stellar views they provide start inducing salivation. The individual Big Daddy websites, though…? What are they all about? Hell, let’s find out!

Bareback Attack takes those stifling latex penis-sheaths and ditches them for the most completely naked assfucking you’ll find here at Big Daddy. Butter Loads is all about serving up the creamiest, juiciest facial deposits after a backroom interview with a prospective new performer. It’s amateur hour over at ExBF, the Big Daddy site that collects “the hottest pics to show off everyone’s boyfriend.” Ever ridden a dirty, sparsely populated city bus and felt like having your dick sucked by a hunky top guy? Project City Bus is for you then. Urban Invasion is one of the network’s racially oriented endeavors, this time thrusting “minorities” allegedly fuck like bunny rabbits; just don’t alert La Migra. For porn fans who need as much dick as possible in their smut, Sausage Party heats things up with a handful of male strippers and a large gathering of celebrating fellas looking for a really good, really memorable evening out partying! Think you’ve seen female pornstars take big dick? Well, those sluts have got nothing on the gaped-open bottoms who take on the thickest, longest black trouser-snakes in porn at It’s Gonna Hurt. Unglory hole has a woman and a male sausage-smoker hitting up local glory holes to fool straight dudes into having their loads sucked out by bona fide homos! Thug Hunter hits the ‘hood in search of studly brothers, getting his whiteboy fill of man-meat. Out in Public takes public exhibitionism to all new heights. Even Rub Him, which operates under the ‘massage porn’ umbrella, makes a very strong impression, thanks largely to the 720p HD videos available on all sites that here show the taut, toned masculine form in the finest possible fashion.

Now, don’t all those sites sound like winners? Well, what if I told you that most of these sites also update once-a-week and have ever-growing archives of high-res photos and awesome HD videos that look utterly fantastic, as good as the best A/V offerings from Bang Bros, the open and affirming pater familias of Big Daddy. Come on, gents. Tell me Big Daddy doesn’t sound like the rugged, masculine all-homo hardcore extravaganza for you, I dare ya!

Blow Me Up Again, Tom

Tom LykisAny heterosexual male living in Southern California is surely aware of Tom Leykis, the talk radio shock-jock who owned the airwaves of the Los Angeles basin for many, many years before his former employer, KLSX on 97.1 FM, decided to change formats and launch an obnoxiously persistent stream of the latest pop disasterpieces. Taking some well earned downtime (and how) in between gigs, Tom Leykis, also known to his students, “sons”, and devoted listeners as “The Professor” or simply “Dad”, has been quietly but confidently building his own self-governed media empire.

The New Normal is the moniker given by Leykis to his new studio, broadcast catalog, and radio brand, and while Leykis hasn’t ever really been known for holding “normal” stances on most subjects, instead letting his libertarian philosophies pound truth somewhat forcibly into the minds of his mostly male audience. Most exciting is Monday’s upcoming official launch of The New Normal’s flagship show. Unsurprisingly presented by The Professor of Poon himself, the master debater so sorely missed on the bullshit-clogged airwaves, The Tom Leykis Show aims to bring back all the things that made Leykis’ former FM broadcasts some of the most controversial in the States.

Taking advantage of the social networking revolution, Leykis and his crew have been blowing up Facebook, Twitter, and their official website of late, posting promos, test broadcasts, and offering subscriptions to The Tom Leykis Show’s inaugural year at The New Normal. ($9.99 gets you one month of archived shows; $99.99 buys a year.) Anyone with an Internet connection, however, can head to Leykis’ homepage, Blow Me Up Tom, and tune in every afternoon at 3.00pm PST for a daily dose of Leykis 101 (Tom’s guide to getting laid cheaply, efficiently, and without the possibility of complications), Ask the Athiest (Tom speaking against the idiocy and ignorance of the religious), Flash Friday (flash your headlights at hot women in traffic and maybe they’ll flash back), and a slew of highly anticipated new features that will no doubt create as much controversy for Leykis as his old antics did, if not more. This is, after all, Tom’s show and now that he, not some faceless corporate entity, holds the reins, we can expect things to be even more brutally honest, borderline misogynist, and (to femi-nazis) violently repulsive than before. The New Normal will have Tom refusing to pull punches and dishing up the real story behind everything that happened in his absence from the airwaves, and on into the future.

And hey, old fans who just want their Professor back to guide them through the muddy swamp that is manhood, fans who just want to be “taken out old school” can rejoice in the wisdom of their surrogate father, leader, teacher, master, Tom motherfucking Leykis!

Charlize Theron: Hilariously Hacked

Charlize Theron sex tapeAside from her Oscar-winning turn as executed serial killer Aileen Wuornos in the 2003 film Monster, there have been very few roles Charlize Theron has played that didn’t cause her to become the subject of sexual daydreams and fantasies in the minds of both men and women all around the world. Today, though, Ms. Theron showed more of herself than ever before and bared her sexuality to a surprised (but not that surprised) public as footage and photos stolen from her cell phone hit the Internet, causing a million instantaneous Sunday erections.

Shown taunting the lens of her camera-phone and promising a scene so scandalous it’d ruin her career if made public and make all other celebrity sex scandals seem like a paparazzi-snapped stroll in Central Park, the South African former model, bares her teeth, gives a piercing stare, and speaks of being “so nervous” about this particular production, her very first sex tape. Wha?

A whip cracks in the background, Theron throws on some eerie avant-garde chanting CD and then it happens; the camera turns to reveal the sultry Oscar winner’s partners in porn, two men gussied up in restrictive leather bondage gear. From the other side of the room, Theron taunts and orders around her slaves, gently instructing them to dance. Then, without warning, a guttural bellow is heard, scalding hot milk is thrown at the muted, immobilized sissies, and the woman who identifies herself as, and most definitely is Charlize Theron is suddenly standing beneath two hooded, masked figures, gyrating against their cloaked bodies and getting dangerously close to fellating their oversized plaster probosces. Who knew A-listers that weren’t Richard Gere got this kinky?*

*Apparently Funny Or Die knew. Those fuckers.