Nervous Husband – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Missy Pinks at MrPinks.comMissy Pink,

I’m married to a wonderful stay at home Mom. My wife and I are the same age, 33, and things have always seemed to work out perfectly within our marriage. A few months ago she met a stay at home Dad, through a mutual play date, and they’ve developed a very strong friendship, even calling and texting during the evening hours. She doesn’t hide anything, but, she talks about him all the time and I found myself feeling nervous about their relationship, so, I told her my feelings. We talked calmly and she eased my ill feelings, but within days I was more upset than before and we both said hurtful things to one another. There’s been a damage done that I’m not sure can be reversed.

Nervous Husband

Dear Nervous;

You use words such as, “nervous and ill feelings,” when describing how the friendship your wife has with another man, but let’s be honest here, you’re jealous.  I found myself wanting to say, if you’re feeling insecure about this friendship, that tells me you know there are areas that have caused voids for her and maybe she’s found someone else to fill them. To look at this logically, they have much in common, both being stay at home parents, they can compare notes, complain, boast, brag, and literally go crazy over the hectic side of their days, and they know it’s completely understood. While you’re out in the work force, talking to adults and having a change of scenery, she’s been at home watching Sesame Street and carrying on conversations about how potty training works…now she has adult attention.

You didn’t mention if anything was failing in the bedroom part of your marriage, which leads me to believe you feel the connection is more of an emotional one, and if that’s the case, it could get tricky. She’s felt on her own in many ways I’m sure for quite some time, and now there’s finally a sympathetic ear and a non judgmental sounding board that has become her salvation. In some ways, that’s more satisfying than a sexual orgasm.

Since you stepped outside of the comfort zone and hurtful words were spoken, it’s going to take some time on your end to make amends, if that’s the route you’re wanting to go. It will be hard however to do your best to smooth things over if you still have that gnawing feeling in the pit of your stomach, and, if she refuses to end the friendship, one marital blow up is going to lead to another.

My recommendation would be….be honest. Sit her down, explain that you’re sorry for what you said, and even though you both were hurt, you want to discuss things as adults and at least get to a place where you don’t feel the constant flow of anger between you, and then, seek the assistance of a professional. Yes, couple’s counseling sounds like it may be called for. If you love her as I believe you do, but you feel this threatened over her closeness to another male, then you need a mediator to oversee your healing. Also, there could be the possibility that she has emotional feelings for this male friend and she doesn’t know how to deal with them, maybe that’s the cause for her to become defensive, there are many ways things could go, so, being constructive is the best route to take.

Don’t just toss away the idea of counseling, you may need to be on a therapist’s couch before you get back into the marital bed.

Brand New at Bang Bros

Bang Bros and Culioneros might be teasing members and fans with new sites and working us all into a tizzy of anticipation, but the Bros have already pulled their prank by adding four new sites the the Bang Bros network with nary a welcoming bouquet, press release, or musical fanfare to draw attention. Here’s a rundown of the latest additions to the lil’ network that could, did, and still does:

Bang Bros Angels focuses on gorgeous young models masturbating before the camera. Captured in HD like all other Bang Bros sites, the two scenes already online offer high levels of visual detail, dynamic sound, and effervescent performances from Alaina Fox and Layla Rose as they use fingers and toys to reach new heights of self-supplied pleasure.

When one anonymous dick isn’t enough… Glory Hole Loads! Finally a new glory hole site makes it to Bang Bros and brings with it three women each sucking a parade of cocks to messy completion. The girls, Layla Sin, Maia Davis, and Abella Johnson seem quite at home in the cramped adult video stall as they’re greeted by dicks of all shapes and sizes.

You’d think Bang Bros already had a sufficient supply of slutty white girls, but Slutty White Girl proves otherwise. Although only hosting one scene at writing, this site appears to focus on hot palefaces doing what they do best: fucking one, two, three guys at a time. (A timid Natalie Lust does a capable job in the first scene.)

With teen sites littering the ‘net like the homeless litter the city of San Francisco, you’d think Bang Bros would go for something a bit more original than BangBros 18. Also only hosting one scene at writing, BangBros 18 sees Parker Page lead the new site off with a vigorous pussy-pounding scene shot in a high-rise apartment complex.

Well, congratulations, Bang Bros, on the newest additions to your growing family. Let’s hope they grow up to be healthy, horny, and thoroughly enjoyable members of your already incredible network.

Something’s Brewing at Bang Bros

It doesn’t take a genius to realize something’s going on at Bang Bros. No, I’m not talking about the frequency with which Remy LaCroix seems to be shooting an anal scene for one of the network’s many, many sites. I’m talking about this…

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Although they haven’t yet made an appearance on the Bang Bros update schedule, nor that of the Bros’ Spanish-language sister network Culioneros, the sites represented by these three images are surely to be launched in the near future. But what, pray tell, do these three new sites focus on? Something tells me Pornditos will be an irreverent (racially and otherwise) comedy porn venture that’ll sit next to Tetangas Espanolas, Chicas de Porno, and Sexo en Publico on the Culioneros network roster. Women Gone Bad is likely a femme domme site or another take on the hard-partying women that attend (and take over) all-nude, all-male dance revues. STFU College, however, could deal with anything from college girls giving ontense blowjobs to, well, the imagination runs wild, quite frankly.

However, click on these thumbnail links from the main Bang Bros/Culioneros navigation hub and you’re directed to Culioernos, Dancing Bear, and College Rules. This network and the two individual sites are all already in operation, but seem to have slipped from their past glories due to fewer updates and less activity. Could this image teaser indicate a bold new approach for three Bang Bros has-beens or just another lazy attempt at snagging more money off hungry viewers? Only time and Mr. Pink’s will tell for sure.

A Cleavage Identi-Kit

Boobs can be confusing and you don’t even need to see that much of them to find yourself bewildered beyond belief. If you fancy yourself something of a breast aficionado, though, put yourself to the test and name for me the following four styles of revealing boob-dressing.

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If you answered 1. Cleavage, 2. Innerboob, 3. Sideboob, and 4. Underboob, you’re either an expert on female decolletage, wherever it falls, or an avid reader of pseudo-feminist popculture blog Jezebel. In an article entitled “Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob” writer Katie Dries defines the above terms for today’s modern woman. (Well, and for us dudes who totally didn’t know these terms before their girlfriends or anything…)

Jezebel attempts to categorize all kinds of exposure in Dries’ piece, but uses familiar images of Liz Taylor (cleavage), Miley Cyrus (innerboob), Lindsay Lohan (sideboob), and even bootylicious Beyonce (underboob) to curry her readers’ approbation in the comments; and, of course, to provide some eye candy, too! She even points out a few choice places to find your preferred means of semi-boob ogling, whether you’re an inner-man or a under-guy or a classicist who prefers to ogle from above.

“What is the next big boob trend?” Jezebel asks in closing, “Topboob? Full-on nipple boob?” Whatever it is, color me interested.