Halloween Porn Roundup! It’s that time again…

Halloween Porn

It’s everyone’s favorite time of year, the day when dressing up in all manner of absurd and irreverent, even impolite, costumes is not only accepted but fucking mandatory. It’s Halloween and the porn industry knows it! Something of an annual feature here at Mr. Pink’s, we run the rounds of the best porn sites on the ‘net and see how they’re delivering the spooky costumed goods this Halloween.

This year Bang Bros is showing surprising restraint and only has a single Halloween-themed scene online, but it’s a doozy. Chinese hottie Alina Li waltzes in all gussied up as a sexy nurse in search of a Big Mouthful on the BB site of the same name. With latex gloves on she strokes and sucks but eventually demands complete fulfillment, riding the POV dick to an explosive (and apparently tasty) finish.

Mofos also delivers a lone Halloween scene, also shot in POV, that sees another newcomer, Addison Grey, getting ready for a night on the town in her adorable kitty-cat outfit. Her “boyfriend,” however, can’t keep his hands of her leotarded ass and manages to keep her home long enough to start the night off right.

Naughty America favorites Phoenix Marie and Tasha Reign both don costumes and seek a quick romp before the party. Although Phoenix’s is a pretty unimpressive roller skating outfit, Tasha makes an amazing impression as Batgirl as she drains “King” Danny Mountain’s royal reserve.

Although Reality Kings also lacks quantity this Halloween with only one scene hitting the theme, it makes up for it by shooting an In The VIP orgy starring eight relative newcomers wearing an assortment of barely-there costumes going to town on at least three dudes, maybe more; as with most In The VIP orgies, the writhing mess of colorful bodies are hard to kinda keep track of.

The clear winner, however, is Brazzers. Who else but the ZZ would insist upon a whopping five hardcore Halloween celebrations? Jay Snakes is lured into a kinky hospital room and proceeds to “stuff the cunt” of a blindfolded and bloodied nurse (Jasmine Jae) at Doctor Adventures. MILFs Like it Big sees Ariella Ferrera, Veronica Avluv, and India Summer chained and controlled by Johnny Sins and Keiran Lee in a mysterious and regal throne room. The Cunt of Cthulhu from Baby Got Boobs sees bustacious Emma Leigh taking Danny D on a blistering hardcore adventure that’s well and truly out of this world. Fifties greaser couple Cameron Dee and Van Wylde scream and screw their way through a haunted house at Teens Like it Big. But it’s Hot and Mean’s lesbian foursome Mia Malkova, Abby Cross, Kiera Winters, and Lola Foxx that seem to have the most fun in their lampooning of Spring Breakers; their don disguises, hold up a diner, and end up fucking on the restaurant floor.

With Brazzers making such a laudable effort to ensure your Halloween isn’t a bust, pornographically speaking, it seems most other US-based porn sites have to lift their game and put a little more effort into their annual costumed adventures. (Kinda like you and your costumes, “Walter White” store bought Mario guy!)

Asa Akira Gets Wicked!

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Last week’s Sex Awards left dozens of performers, directors, and producers very, very happy. The inaugural event celebrated adult entertainment in perhaps a more meaningful way than other award ceremonies, crowning men and women in the usual categories as dictated by the voting fans. No one, however, was as thrilled-to-bits as Porn Star of the Year and subject of Adult Movie of the Year, Asa Akira.

Having achieved monumental success in 2013, a year that started with her hosting the AVN Awards and winning its most coveted prize of Female Performer of the Year, the diminutive Japanese-American superstar hoped to accomplish the few things left on her long ago written list of goals. Taking the stage to accept her third Sex Award of the night, Akira unveiled her latest accomplishment, an exclusive performance deal that will see her shoot for Wicked Pictures and only Wicked Pictures. (Thankfully, this won’t disrupt her directing gigs for Elegant Angel.)

Sharing her thoughts with AVN, Akira recalled how the deal initially entered her mind years ago. “I found this list that I had made in 2011. And I had totally forgotten about it, but I found it recently and it had a lot of stupid things on it like get rich, be successful… But it had win AVN Performer of the Year, and the last thing on the list was get a Wicked contract. So a lot of the things came true. In general, I’ve wanted to be a Wicked Girl since I got into the industry. It was the first thing I told my first agent at Gold Star Modeling, so this is really, really exciting for me.”

And for us too, Ms. Akira. For us too.

Hide Your Girlfriends, It’s the Cuckold King!

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Odds are strong that if your girlfriend has seen the work of the world’s most popular jizzlobber, James Deen, in action, she’s quite fond of him. They all are. It’s ridiculous how popular this guy is with the ladies. He’s downright irresistible and he knows it. In fact, he knows it so well he went and shot a movie about it. Behold: James Deen Will Cuckold You!

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Whether intended for male porn fans or their ladyfriends, James Deen Will Cuckold You ensures you’ll be feeling a little strange about having just busted a nut to Deen’s fifth turn as director for Evil Angel. After all, the whole premise is based around the boyfriend or husband of a foxy dame being relegated to a humiliating stint on the sofa as Deen pummels his way through the pussies and asses of Amy Brooke, Katie St. Ives, Jaelyn Fox, Presley Maddox, and Tatiana Kush. And, hell, the girls certainly don’t seem to mind giving their fellas the proverbial shaft as they take a more literal one, even going so far as to flip the bird to their angered but cowering loser mates.

Deen is joined in his emasculating endeavors by Sean Michaels, John Strong, DSnooop, and Mr. Pete, among other guys, but it’s still a tad unclear who’ll be joining Deen in diving dick-first in some dude’s sweetie-muffin and who’ll be crying in shame and relegated to the trundle bed.

James Deen Will Cuckold You is set for an October 30 release. You can view promo materials at Evil Angel.

Meet Mr. Man and his Celebrity Friends

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Since the waning days of the 20th Century, Mr. Skin has been cataloguing the appearance of female nudity in feature movies and television shows whether mainstream, cult, classic, foreign, or contemporary. Mr. Skin’s smiling visage has been seen and discussed on the radio shows of Howard Stern, Tom Leykis, and Adam Corolla and the site was even a plot-point in Judd Apatow’s 2007 comedy smash Knocked Up. With the website now receiving seven million visitors monthly, what frontier could possibly be left to conquer for this, the most talked about celebrity nude publication of all time.

In a word? Men.

Alexander Skarsgård, Johnny Depp, Matt Damon… These are the Hollywood hunks your girlfriend (and probably mother) get all gooey over, and while they’ve certainly bared their bodies in various ways throughout their careers, those fond of ogling the male form have had to resort to all-night marathon viewing sessions of dozens of movies, many of them ultimately forgettable, just to see said hunky forms for themselves. No longer! Doing for male celebs what Mr. Skin did for females, Mr. Man recently opened its doors to members and curious onlookers both. But, as the tour pages and promos say, “Members see every last inch.”

From Ewan McGregor’s full frontal appearance in Velvet Goldmine to a playlist entitled 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon (and teased with a pic of his taut buns); from the twinky early photoshoots of Joseph Gordon-Levitt to macho-man Mark Wahlberg’s half-dozen nude scenes in everything from Boogie Nights (natch) to The Corruptor; Mr. Man has every drool-worthy display of celebrity man-meat you desire… and, quite frankly, a few you probably don’t. (Ray Wise, anyone? Anyone?)

Aussie Woolworths’ Bad Vibes

Durex Play Delight Vibrating BulletWoolworths, Australia’s largest supermarket chain, made a decision last week that will make it more difficult for their everyday shopper, women especially, to leave with a smile on their face. Threatened with a consumer boycott, ‘The Fresh Food People’ agreed to remove Durex Play’s Delight vibrating bullet from its shelves. The opposition to mainstream retail sales of sexual aids is nothing new, but the curious origin of one of the more aggressive complaints is certainly unexpected. Fiona Patten, president of the Australian Sex Party and chief executive of the Eros Association, Australia’s adult industry body, argued that the sale of such aids in supermarkets was patently unfair to adult retailers. “It is unfair that adult shops must jump through myriad hoops to get planing approval and are strictly regulated yet mainstream stores sell the same products without having to adhere to similar regulations.” The regulations of which she speaks include age-restricted admission, a 200 meter proximity limit to schools and churches, and sometimes even blacked-out windows, adding to the already marginalized nature of adult-oriented retail.

Following suit, Coles, another national supermarket chain, has removed from its shelves Durex’s vibrating ring products, citing its awareness of “community concern”. This decision regarding a product with a more flexible target market – although they can and are used by women, the rings were packaged with condoms and clearly aimed at male consumers – comes more than five years after Play Vibrations ring device hit the shelves of grocery stores, pharmacies, and petrol (gas) stations around the country, raising barely an eyebrow on their initial stocking. So, can we deduce these recent withdrawals to be an attack on progressive female sexual awareness? Considering the Sex Party’s stance on freedom of sexual expression, this seems unlikely. Although, the other target of a potential boycott (and possibly legal prosecution) suggests it could be.

Clearly part of a bigger issue concerning Australia’s adult retailers, the Woolworths issue highlighted another outlet from which savvy customers can purchase dildos, vibrators, and many other products from some lingerie stores and pharmacies free from restrictions and regulations. Patten continued, “Adult shops would not stand a chance getting planning permission in such high-traffic precincts [as shopping malls]. Although what the lingerie stores are doing is illegal in many states, I’m yet to hear anyone bringing them to task for it.”

Sexologist Nikki Goldstein has vocally disagreed with the decision of retailers, asking “Why is it so offensive? We are taught to view such products as dirty, naughty, shameful, and outside the boundaries of normality, and that’s wrong. A vibrator is no different to a vitamin in that it does something positive for your body.”

Durex Play vibrating products are still available at pharmacies and adult retailers (and some lingerie stores) around Australia.

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