It’s everyone’s favorite time of year, the day when dressing up in all manner of absurd and irreverent, even impolite, costumes is not only accepted but fucking mandatory. It’s Halloween and the porn industry knows it! Something of an annual feature here at Mr. Pink’s, we run the rounds of the best porn sites on the ‘net and see how they’re delivering the spooky costumed goods this Halloween.
This year Bang Bros is showing surprising restraint and only has a single Halloween-themed scene online, but it’s a doozy. Chinese hottie Alina Li waltzes in all gussied up as a sexy nurse in search of a Big Mouthful on the BB site of the same name. With latex gloves on she strokes and sucks but eventually demands complete fulfillment, riding the POV dick to an explosive (and apparently tasty) finish.
Mofos also delivers a lone Halloween scene, also shot in POV, that sees another newcomer, Addison Grey, getting ready for a night on the town in her adorable kitty-cat outfit. Her “boyfriend,” however, can’t keep his hands of her leotarded ass and manages to keep her home long enough to start the night off right.
Naughty America favorites Phoenix Marie and Tasha Reign both don costumes and seek a quick romp before the party. Although Phoenix’s is a pretty unimpressive roller skating outfit, Tasha makes an amazing impression as Batgirl as she drains “King” Danny Mountain’s royal reserve.
Although Reality Kings also lacks quantity this Halloween with only one scene hitting the theme, it makes up for it by shooting an In The VIP orgy starring eight relative newcomers wearing an assortment of barely-there costumes going to town on at least three dudes, maybe more; as with most In The VIP orgies, the writhing mess of colorful bodies are hard to kinda keep track of.
The clear winner, however, is Brazzers. Who else but the ZZ would insist upon a whopping five hardcore Halloween celebrations? Jay Snakes is lured into a kinky hospital room and proceeds to “stuff the cunt” of a blindfolded and bloodied nurse (Jasmine Jae) at Doctor Adventures. MILFs Like it Big sees Ariella Ferrera, Veronica Avluv, and India Summer chained and controlled by Johnny Sins and Keiran Lee in a mysterious and regal throne room. The Cunt of Cthulhu from Baby Got Boobs sees bustacious Emma Leigh taking Danny D on a blistering hardcore adventure that’s well and truly out of this world. Fifties greaser couple Cameron Dee and Van Wylde scream and screw their way through a haunted house at Teens Like it Big. But it’s Hot and Mean’s lesbian foursome Mia Malkova, Abby Cross, Kiera Winters, and Lola Foxx that seem to have the most fun in their lampooning of Spring Breakers; their don disguises, hold up a diner, and end up fucking on the restaurant floor.
With Brazzers making such a laudable effort to ensure your Halloween isn’t a bust, pornographically speaking, it seems most other US-based porn sites have to lift their game and put a little more effort into their annual costumed adventures. (Kinda like you and your costumes, “Walter White” store bought Mario guy!)