Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 23rd, 2016

mrpinksThe shortest month of the year is almost over but Mr. Pink’s has still found a way to train our ‘scopes on some of the finest porn the World Wide Web has to offer. This week we looked at a trio of Bang Bros sites that all now feature 1080p HD and some of the finest fucking the network has to offer. Give Ass Parade, Big Mouthfuls, and Monsters of Cock a look ASAP, folks, and if you’re in need of a general adult video emporium that very nearly drowns you in quality smut, VideosZ, also gaining another review this week, is well worth your attention. Next week we’ll wrap things up with Bang Bros and find something fresh to examine, and it’s all for you!

Ryan Conner Returns Home

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Having left the adult industry in 2005 after six solid years of pornographic excellence, Ryan Conner returned to a warm welcome in June of 2015 after a ten year absence. And, having taken time to get married, raise a daughter, and generally attempt a “normal” life, she says she’s now “home.”

Profiled in the February 2016 issue of AVN Magazine, Conner spoke of trying to determine the environment that worked best for her. “Out in the real world you don’t mesh very well when you live life the way we do. You don’t fit in with vanilla people.” After her daughter, Dylan Phoenix started having some adult industry success, she’d shoot messages back to mom from her old colleagues. After a while, Conner says, she realized she missed “those people” and considered returning. And, man, are MILF-fanatics glad she did!

Although Conner told AVN today’s porn shoots were longer and more draining than those of yesteryear – it’s all the extra striptease, dancing, and interview intros, she says – she has also relished the chance to work with Manuel Ferrara, calling their scene in Raw #23 “a blast” and the most fun since her return. Another pair of scenes with Ferrara (in Oil Overload #13 and Manuel is a MILFomaniac #3, both for Jules Jordan) suggest she’s not just flattering the Frenchman. If sheer volume is anything to go by, though, it’s Lexington Steele that has Ryan Conner rejoicing her continued relevance, as Lex handed her a feature all her own: Lex vs Ryan Conner. Featuring her first interracial blowbang and double-penetration scenes, the Evil Angel title absolutely confirmed Ms. Conner still had what it takes to handle porn’s most demanding jobs. A Dogfart anal tag-team and a trio of Brazzers scenes sealed the deal.

Welcome back, Ryan Conner. Don’t go rushing off to vainly attempt “normalcy” again anytime soon, ok?

Riley the Rapper

Adult Empire recently unleashed a rather surprising video to tantalize audiences as they await the next move from this year’s AVN statue-hoarder, Riley Reid. Why is it surprising? Because it involves Riley Reid, sexual marvel that she is, doing something with her mouth besides sucking, licking, or gulping down male emissions. Unfortunately for any serious fans of hip-hop, though, Riley also appears to be moving into scat!

Rapping rather predictably about her hotness, her money, her fondness for dick, and her internationally recognized sexual skills, Riley lets her flow trickle out for a solid one-minute-and-seventeen-seconds then leaves us to ponder her musical potential. Admittedly not the tightest rhymer – at times Riley sounds like her cheeks are pooling excess saliva and threatening to flood the mic; enunciation ain’t her strong suit – Riley also makes a potential misstep by tossing around the N-word like she’s Annette Schwarz and it’s some guys proverbial salad. Do people still care about white folks dropping N-bombs in their hip-hop attempts or only when they’re not filler words with no intention behind them whatsoever?

According to the armchair critics of Kanye To The, some Kanye West forum I found, Riley’s still got that certain something regardless of whatever any haters might say.

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The reason behind this rather odd little rhythmic tangent for Ms. Reid seems to be the impending release of Jay’s POV: Riley Reid, a 4K point-of-view experience that sees director Jay Rock live out many a viewer’s fantasy: 30 minutes performing and shootinging an intense sex scene with the one and only, the highly acclaimed, the musically unfortunate, the reigning AVN queen of 2016 herself, Riley Reid.

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