Month: April 2016

The Return of Ragin’ Holly Michaels

Before pornstars started flocking to webcams instead of studio shoots and before dildo.deepthroat was a hugely popular tag, the Porn Pros network gave us a taste of porno trends to come with this remarkable moving image of a then-newbie adult actress.

Holly Michaels

Hailing from Arizona, Holly Michaels first appeared on the adult scene in mid-2011, shooting a handful of exclusives for Porn Pros before embarking on an industry takeover that saw her ascend to the heights of porno popularity while exploring the depths of her own depravity. Gagging deepthroat blowjobs, anal sex and DPs, even brutal gangbangs and BDSM sessions… Holly did it all before apparently retiring back in 2014. Supplementing her savings with MyFreeCams webcam shows and maintaining interaction with fans and former colleagues, Holly never quite disappeared. And now…?

Announcing her comeback via Twitter and currently accepting bookings through her agency, OC Modeling, Michaels is making a welcome return to mainstream porn, but with monumental efforts like her Elegant Angel gangbang, a barrage of intense scenes for Kink.com, and more internal stuffing than a Thanksgiving turkey, what is left for this incredible performer to engage in. What can elevate Holly Michaels to even hotter status than she was pre-sabbatical? If you ask me (and you kinda did), it’s Holly’s enthusiasm, believability, and accessible everyday qualities that give her such immense appeal. Taking two BBCs anally while gagged and bound is just the icing on the cake.

Watch this space for details on Holly’s impending return as they come to light. In the meantime, you’ve got dozens of excellent scenes starring this undeniable fox, so why not bring yourself back up to speed and be reminded of what porn lost when Holly Michaels stepped back from the spotlight for three of the longest years this reviewer has professionally endured. Welcome back, Holly!

The Pornstar 411 on 420 Sex

pink pot

This week sees potheads planet-wide noting that ballpoint-marked marijuana leaf on their calendar and trying to figure out how to celebrate cannabis culture in a fresh new way. From vapers to brownie bakers, Sativa-lovers to Indica-men, everyone with more than a passing interest in weed seizes April 20th as the best opportunity to do so. This year, why not amplify your sexual experience with a little ganja, as directed by a handful of porn’s most enticing stoners.

Miko Dai, Abby Lee Brazil, Nina Elle and others spoke with RatedXLife about their fondness for combining cannabis and sexual activity. According to Nickey Hunstman (who does her best ‘stern, serious educator’ impression), using cannabis increases the levels of seratonin in your bloodstream, leading to increased pleasurable sensations. Not all pornstars were as illuminating as Hunstman, though, with Rachel Roxxx content to say it makes things “more smooth” and Abby Lee Brazil uttering four or five versions of “It’s great… feels good.” Abella Danger and Nina Elle gave some conflicting accounts of giving head while high. Ms. Elle claimed it produces in her mouth more saliva, leading to slobbery oral and an automatically moistening genital region. Ms. Danger, on the other hand, complained of cottonmouth and the lowered effectiveness of her cocksucking when so afflicted.

Kasey Warner and Anna Morna both detailed a few different reasons to inhale the green before getting down to business, Morna comparing sex while high to anal intercourse: “It’s weird the first couple of times but then you start to get used to it… and you like it!” Warner, on the other hand, finds each experience a new opportunity for pleasure, advising viewers to “smoke weed if you wanna come from getting your elbows rubbed.”

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 12th, 2016

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we went all-in for some of the most graphic genital investigations made possible by the pornographic portions of the Internet. In brand-new porn reviews of Wet and Puffy and its urine-soaked sister-site Wet and Pissy, we discuss 4K UHD videos and “pussy classification” content. Also under assessment, Eurobabe Facials, also part of Puffy Network, saw sexy young Euro-sluts’ faces pasted with man-milk. Spizoo, a ten-site network quickly making a name for itself, also received a fresh look from yours truly. Next week we’ll round out the Puffy Network and, well, the rest shall remain a Pink’s porno surprise! See you next week!

Black Bros Take Over

Black Loads

For many years, the infamous Bang Bros have been throwing their mostly Caucasian dicks around and reaping the financial, sexual, and spiritual benefits of their penile popularity. Over the last few months, though, things have been changing behind the scenes at Bang Bros HQ with the addition of a few new sites that may or may not be available to regular Bang Bros subscribers. And, most notable of all, it’s black guys taking the lead on these new Bang-ventures.

The two newest sites to join the extended Bang Bros network, Black Loads and Blacks on Moms, quite clearly place African American fellas in the spotlight. (Well, as much of the spotlight they can take when paired with someone as foxy as Felicity Feline or Kharlie Stone.) Their hefty cocks swinging from screen-left to screen-right, the Black Loads boys take on young sluts in one-on-one “casting” scenes shot in backroom pseudo-studios, trying out talented newbies before they’ve even scored themselves an agent.

The content presented by Blacks on Moms should be immediately obvious from the name: MILFs taking the big dicks of black porn studs. Dealing in reality-based scenarios largely involving nosy neighbors and coercive realtors, Blacks on Moms showcases the likes of Jasmine Jae, Alexis Golden, and Nina Elle as they play the kind of sexually frustrated size-queens we all wish we’d run into during an otherwise drab Tuesday afternoon.

Will this smut join the network proper or remain a very sexy aside like XXX Pawn, MyGF, Mia Khalifa, and Dancing Bear, all of which orbit the official Bang Bros site roster while never actually joining its ranks? That remains to be seen, but what’s already abundantly clear is that both Black Loads and Blacks on Moms take the giant ebony erections that make Monsters of Cock such a roaring good time and present them to eager porno newbies and mature MILF stars in equal measure. From the younger girls’ shyness and inexperience to unmistakable confidence of older women like Chanel Preston and Janet Mason, there’s ample exciting interracial porn to be had on both of these sites. Though they may be small in size, both Black Loads and Blacks on Moms appear to be delivering weekly updates, 1080p HD videos, 2000px photo galleries, and some very fine fucking indeed.

Not yet connected directly to the Bang Bros network and therefore unavailable to said network’s members, this pair of new porno outlets must be joined individually. Still settling in and growing their archives to a more adequate size, both Black Loads and Blacks on Moms currently operate best as interracial hardcore sites for fans of casting couch porn, smoking hot newbies, and established mature performers proving that, brilliant newcomers be damned, they aren’t going anywhere except to outskirts of Bang Bros HQ.