Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 26th, 2017

mrpinksIf there’s one thing that could be reliably said about the majority of our readers, it’s that female genitalia is often on their minds. Sure, we have a solid gay readership but even our women readers seem largely inclined towards, well, pussy. This week at Mr. Pink’s, we offer brand new reviews of two classic pussy-fiending sites. Wet and Puffy’s pussy classification offers unique detailed views of the area in question while Wet and Pissy’s urine-soaked take on things runs a little kinkier (and a lot messier). Also up for assessment this week is Perfect Gonzo, a ten-site network flying the flag of its namesake porno niche sky-fucking-high. In fact, Perfect Gonzo proved good enough to earn other write-up on our blog as a Mr. Pink Must Have!

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: Perfect Gonzo

Arguably inspired by the Danish Dogme 95 cinematic movement co-founded by arch provocateur Lars Von Trier, as well as the journalistic philosophy and practice of Hunter S. Thompson from which it gets its name, gonzo porn shot to internet infamy alongside the ubiquity of digital camcorders in the early ‘00s and was quickly adopted by almost every porn studio on the planet. Cheaper and faster to shoot than traditional multi-setup scenes with more involved lighting arrangements, gonzo could bring the immediacy of real sex to adult entertainment in a way nothing before it had been able to.

Perfect Gonzo

Now that 2017’s most popular sites are those embracing either Virtual Reality or character-driven cinematic passion plays, it might seem that gonzo has gone the way of the dodo and Alta Vista. “Not so,” cries Perfect Gonzo, an all-Euro network of ten thrilling hardcore sites. “Gonzo will never die!” Noting the abundance of 4K Ultra-HD videos, a huge drawcard in today’s tech-obsessed culture, I’d have to agree that this network appears to be flying the gonzo flag more loudly and proudly than even the Bang Bros crew.

The ten sites that make up Perfect Gonzo include Ass Traffic, All Internal, Give Me Pink, and Cum for Cover, all top-quality European endeavors that don’t hold back, sexually. The models usually wear heavy eye makeup and the photography can seem a touch airbrushed at times, but none of this gets in the way of the sexual intensity. Anal, DPs, creampies, tag-teaming, group sex, and gangbangs can all be found under Perfect Gonzo’s marquee. On the quieter side, there’s also a series of interviews that, although occasionally difficult to understand due to the thick ’n’ sexy accents, reveal much about the performers and their own carnal proclivities.

A monthly membership to Perfect Gonzo is, for gonzo devotees and Euro-porn fans alike, a Mr. Pink’s Must Have.

Perfect Gonzo review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 19th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we moseyed on over to the Continent, crossing into the United Kingdom and stopping off in Spain before flitting back home to write all about it. The UK’s acclaimed studios Harmony Vision and Joybear put forth their hyper-erotic best with classy carnality and top British and Euro stars fucking with obvious pleasure. Leche69 threw caution and class to the window, shooting some seriously risky smut in the streets of España. All three sites operate under the guidance of the Stiffia Network, from whom we’ll no doubt be hearing more in the coming months. Now, as I’m sure many dozens of pornstars will be doing on Thursday, inhale deeply, relax, and enjoy yourselves, folks!

Excelsior! Jenna Sativa in 2017

When choosing a porn name, one has to decide whether ubiquity or uniqueness is the intended effect, whether a name should propel its less-than-sexually-remarkable bearer to the heights of superstardom or doom someone of superior ability to a life of third-tier roles in third-tier pictures at third-tier studios. Jenna Sativa may have chosen to brand herself with two of terms commonly heard tossed around a porn set – someone’s always vaping for a head high and there’s bound to be a Jenna nearby or a story told of a more famous Jenna of porn’s past – but she’s hardly fading into adult obscurity. Quite the contrary, really.

Jenna Sativa

Hot on the heels of an impressive haul last awards season, the XBIZ Girl-Girl and AVN All-Girl Performer of the Year, has just cemented her place in porn’s top echelon of stars by being appointed Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2017. After stealing the spotlight in Penthouse’s April 2016 issue, Ms. Sativa must’ve struck a chord with readers and publishers alike. A performer devoted entirely to solo and girl-girl scenes, Sativa has been tantalizing viewers of all genders and persuasions, proving integral to the powerful GirlsWay network and earning Cherry Pimps’ ‘Cherry of the Month’ title back in January among her other successes.

Often seen starring alongside real-life girlfriend Shyla Jennings, Sativa may not be interested in shooting with men but her legion of male (and female) fans don’t seem to mind an iota, eagerly expanding their own viewing horizons by engaging with the impassioned sapphic performances she has shot for a variety of studios. From four-way massage fantasies to a wildly brutal “fruit salad” lesbian lunch scene over at Evil Angel that must be seen to be believed, Jenna Sativa stands as proof that you don’t need to suck dick to make it big in the porn worlds both niche and mainstream.

Kudos to you, Jenna and may the rest of the 2017 be as promising as these first months.

Cherry Pimps review