Porno and Mr. Pink’s, they go together like Mike Adriano’s hella-invasive camera and speculums: beautifully! This week at Pink’s we’re taking a good ol’ gander at a trio of excellent adult sites, all quite different, but also influencers of a kind. 21Sextury and its cavalcade of (mostly) Euro and (some) US hardcore stars do a wonderful job blending class and crass. Sweetheart Video’s new take on narrative-driven all-female sex has made its stamp on the porn world and is only growing stronger. Hookup Hotshot and its head honcho Bryan Gozzling offer a less mainstream, more taboo take on fucking, coaxing slutty hipster girls right into Daddy’s lair. On the blog this week we’re highlighting the impressive evolution of Euro-Latin hybrid network PornDoe Premium and clueing you, dear reader, in on a very tantalizing discount offer that celebrates PornDoe’s excellent global smut.
Month: July 2017
Beating on a Budget with PornDoe Premium
Introductory pricing in many product and service industries lure in new customers only to disappoint and frustrate them when the venture falters or fails a short time into its projected lifespan. Porn is no exception and many sites launch to much fanfare and instant popularity only to soon prove themselves without staying power. That cheap-as-chips discount membership may have soured you on some sites before but PornDoe Premium seems to be taking a slightly different route.
Having launched and made an early attempt at broaching the mainline porn audience with its unique offerings of twenty-plus websites devoted to the best of European and South American kink, fetishism, and visually, thematically, and sexually adventurous hardcore, PornDoe Premium has shifted gears slightly and no longer limits your access to any of its sites. And, now boasting 33 distinct vendors on its network hub, that leaves its members with a veritable treasure trove of wild carnal antics to enjoy. From the elegant erotica of The White Boxxx and XChimera to the utter brutality of Her Limit and reality-based concepts Casting Alla Italia, Deutschland Report, and Bitches Abroad, there’s plenty of variety here, all now unchained from viewing restrictions and available for less than $20-a-month.
THE MATH:
At the current $19.95 price point, PornDoe Premium’s 33 websites break down to a touch over 60¢ each per month while the 1,966 individual scenes in the combined network archive come to an absolute pittance, only 1.01¢ a-pop. Sure, English subtitles aren’t readily available and not all sites update as frequently as the busiest of PornDoe’s properties, but you’re eager for a fresh take on Euro and Latin porn there were already few networks are enticing as PornDoe Premium. Now with an expanded network package and more affordable access on offer, passing this intriguing multi-national effort by could be a serious mistake.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 3rd, 2017
Happy birthday, USA! Home to the world’s most vibrant porn industry, the United States is also home of your preferred source of pornographic infotainment, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews! This week at Mr. Pink’s we’re focusing on women who eat ass and men who don’t fuck women. Girls Rimming may be new but it’s already a standout success, loaded as it is with pretty female tongues lapping at some lucky male assholes, all in HD. Badpuppy, on the other hand, is not only not new, but a legendary gay porn original. Can the legend keep up with today’s high-tech hardcore or does it feel like a relic from days gone by? You’ll find out with our full reviews of both Girls Rimming and Badpuppy, but if kicking back and celebrating the holidays with a wide variety of mainstream US-made porn is more your style, scope the blog for a round-up of July 4th discounted porno offers and snag a little something for yourself – that’s the American way!
For Love of Cunt & Country
Every year when July 4th rolls around, citizens and residents of the United States of America don their national colors, throw back a few too many Bud Lites, and proudly boast of their homeland’s global superiority. They also, if history is any indication, beat themselves senseless in a patriotic masturbatory fury. In the past Mr. Pink’s has brought you previews and reviews of July 4th-themed porno, but this year it seems studios are focusing not on star-and-stripe bikinis but on providing viewers with hefty discounts. Here’s a look at the hottest Independence Day porno bargains on offer this year.
Naughty America seems like the most logical place to start. The Virtual Reality leader and devoted chronicler of American taboos is offering would-be subscribers a blowout deal of one full year of Naughty America access for a meager $4.95-a-month. Spizoo is also jumping in on the July 4th bargain barrage, offering 50% off your first month of membership; a $14.95 payment gets you in the door for 30 days of wondrous glam-hardcore viewing. Deviance devotees Kink.com have slashed prices too, allowing sign-ups at $12.95-a-month or $100-a-year, both prices being good for the duration of your stay. Brazzers, the ZZ, this freaky fuckers, have also lowered their yearly price to just $89.99 or $7.50-a-month, another great deal for fans of this infamous porno party.
Seriously lowering the cost of vicarious carnal satisfaction, however, are Evil Angel, Burning Angel, Fame Digital, and Mile High Media, all of which are now offering a three-day trial membership for absolutely free. How’s that for fucking freedom, y’all?
From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, have a great holiday long weekend and, please, try not to seriously maim anyone with fireworks gone awry. Maybe it’d be better to stay inside and keep to yourself… if you know what I mean.