Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 30th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we took a close look at two very different sites celebrating very different kinds of women with one strong thing in common. Many might not see it this way, but TransAngels and its roster of stunning trans-women pornstars is building quite an archive of transgressive porn starring trans-babes and men and women, all wrapped up in a tidy HD bundle. On the other hand we have Babes, a long running celebration of carnality and sensuality presented with a gorgeous cinematic sheen. Now welcoming its first 4K updates, Babes is headed for even greater success. Tag along and scope out the goods? Yeah, that’s my suggestion. More well intentioned criticism and words of praise about the best and not-so-best of porno coming next week, so tune in again to Mr. Pink’s for the lowdown on who (and what’s) goin’ down!

The Changing Face of Team Skeet

In preparation for a forthcoming fresh look at the Team Skeet network, I was doing a little browsing the other day and notice that alongside such network staples as Oye Loca, Exxxtra Small, POV Life, and She’s New sat a handful of new sites that may or may not already or soon be part of the Team Skeet network package. While we at Mr. Pink’s will endeavor to bring you full reviews of each site as they increase in size, scope, and prominence, here’s a sample synopsis of what the Skeet crew have been up to lately.

Team Skeet

Bad MILFs taps into the current wellspring of interest in pseudo-incestuous porno, roping in mature stars to teach their younger colleagues a thing or two about the ways of love. Usually seen with both a young stud and a young hot twenty-something girl heeding her words of advice, the “MILFs” take charge and ensure plenty of dirty talk, instruction, and coaching for all those who appreciate a little raunchy banter with their graphic three-way sex.

Surely a site to grab the attention of redhead-lovers everywhere, Gingerpatch delves into the panties of natural redheads and reveals that, yes, the carpet does indeed match the drapes. Starring a roster of mostly young fresh faces of girls like Ava Little, Abbey Rain, Krystal Orchid, and Alice Coxxx, there’s a lot to love about this teen-focused romp-fest.

BraceFaced welcomes all those young women for whom high school was a barrage of insults aimed at their metal-clad mouths. The likes of Kharlie Stone, Veronica Vega, Karly Baker, and perfectly curvy Daya Knight all manage not to get pubes stuck in their dental work while going to town on a thick cock. Semen, on the other, doesn’t just get stuck there but all over their smiling faces.

When guys get rough with women, some viewers will balk and tune out, but when women get rough with each other… Well, that’s kinda stupidly hot! Dyked hosts aggressive lesbian sex that borders on kink with plenty of adventurous dildo play, intense insertions, and just enough narrative drive to keep you entertained between thunderous orgasms.

Now, speaking of guys getting rough with women, Submissived takes that mantle for the Team Skeet empire and drives a pretty tough challenge to other kinky sites and networks out there. Already holding 86 scenes after just being launched, Submissived even goes so far as to blur out the faces of the male offenders, men playing priests, delivery men, stalkers, and otherwise abusive, dominant bastards who take advantage of the girls’ naivety to get their dicks wet in whatever way possible.

Black Valley Girls finally brings Team Skeet to one of its most unaddressed areas of today’s vibrant porn world, namely the large number of smoking hot young black women performing their asses off and rarely getting the recognition they deserve. Here playing spoiled rich Valley Girl-types, Daya Knight, Jenna Foxx, and Julie Kay are among those women how’ll grab and hold your attention on this newest of Team Skeet sites.

Those wading deep into incestuous waters will find plenty to enjoy at the handful of other new arrivals to the extended Team Skeet empire – Family Strokes, Sis Loves Me, Dad Crush, and Daughter Swap – each of which takes a slightly different approach to fucking your extended family.

Watch for a brand-new review of the entire Team Skeet network coming up in the next few weeks here at Mr. Pink’s and, as always, keep a close eye on what’s happening Skeet-side, ‘cause it’s bound to be as outrageous as it is sexy.

Team Skeet review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 24th, 2017

mrpinksWe’ve been traipsing around the Internet this week, friends, and all to find you the fittest and feistiest adult sites worth visiting. One particular pair stood out this week and both have received full rundowns from yours truly. True Amateurs is the newer of the two very different sites and it deals with “amateur” babes in homemade sex tapes that just happen to look quite a lot like today’s hottest new pornstars. The other you know well: Naughty America just keeps improving with every Mr. Pink’s visit and, now loaded with a solid VR archive and 4K videos, it’s damn near unbeatable. And, speaking of our naughty nation, Cherie DeVille has a little announcement to make. Let’s scoot over to the next post on our blog and see what she has planned. Ready to join her lusty legion? Step forward! Quick march!

DeVille/Coolio 2020

For some performers, working in porn is a means to achieving an education, fame, or crossover over into less traditionally reviled industries. For a select few, the notoriety they found through porn led to a rather unusual second career in politics. Nikki Benz has run for mayor of Toronto but Cherie DeVille has her sights set on a much more powerful office: the White House.

DeVille/Coolio 2020

DeVille, who has her doctorate in physical therapy, spent many years in the nation’s capital, growing up there but spending summers in Cape Cod. (Another political cliche – she just might have a shot!) Having officially announced her intention to run for the office of President of the United States of America, the multi AVN winner has clearly followed the example of the current boss, Prez-45, who proved anyone famous enough and determined enough could surprise the fuck out of everyone and actually win! DeVille knows that a winning campaign needs an excellent staff and the confidence of a worthy cabinet. To that end she has called upon Kennedy Summers (third-year med student; Healthcare Secretary), Alix Lynx (communications major; Press Secretary), Khloe Terae (jet-setting model; Foreigns Relations Secretary), and Grammy Award winning rap superstar Coolio as her second-in-command, the Vice Prez.

Remarkably – or not given the w-w-wacky world we live in – the DeVille/Coolio ticket isn’t as absurd as you might think. A look at their platform reveals a clear desire to tend to the needs of all Americans and, with a damn doctor and a Grammy Winner on board, you know they’ve got the skills to pull it off (in some form or another). Sponsored by FuckingAwesome.com, the DeVille/Coolio campaign should be a hoot to watch , and most likely not a particular destructive one either, so grab your popcorn and/or tissues, folks!

Not only is uber MILF DeVille pitting herself against an incumbent and a slew of no doubt more “respectable” candidates, DeVille has also just relaunched her official CherieDeVille.com website on the Crush Girls network. Taking place alongside newcomers Violet Starr, Alyssa Cole, and Ryan Riesling, DeVille joins her fellow super-MILFs Romi Rain, Briana Banks, and Brett Rossi to solidify Crush Girls as an irresistible gathering of the most devoted and independent pornstars working today.