Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 29th, 2017

mrpinksHef! Ladies and gentlemen, how about an upright ovation for one arguably the most influential pornographers to ever put tittes on newsprint, Mr. Hugh Hefner! Now, in honor of Hugh and in honor of you, this week we saw two fresh Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews hit the web-waves for your adult edification, education, and entertainment. The golden hues hitting the luscious bodies of Twistys famous Treats is still looking incredible these days, streaming in fine 1080p HD frames and high-res galleries, with more superhot models than ever. Screwbox might take a more wild approach to porn, shooting parodies and high-concept, high-gloss hardcore, but it’s making a very solid first impression in this, its Mr. Pink’s debut!

The Playboy is Dead, Long Live the Playboy

This blog was inevitable, so I should have been better prepared instead of seriously wondering whether “OMG there’s no words ~~ NO WORDS !! HEF!!!” would sufficiently convey the feelings of millions of men and women upon learning of the passing of Playboy Magazine publisher, magnate, figurehead, the one and only Hugh Hefner. He was 91.

Hugh Hefner RIP

Founding Playboy in 1953, “Hef” was the most recognized and rewarded pornographer on the planet. So complete was his transformative influence on sexual politics and experience that the commercial sex world is unthinkable without Playboy’s vast multi-platform imprint. From basically family friendly cable TV shows about ditzy blonde models to somehow convincing women everywhere to wear his famous Bunny logo on their crotches or even tattooed on their thighs, Hef has, for better or worse (depending on who you ask and their religious convictions) touched an astonishing number of people with his astral libido.

Hef’s influence is obviously felt closer to home, too, having inspired and challenged of acclaimed photographers, and launched the careers of many more. Although the current state of Playboy Magazine, flip-flopping between a commitment to non-nudity and showing signs of its old bare-assed self, may not be the most fitting tribute to its founder, the Playboy Plus website is. A simple affair filled with the steamiest pictorials and videos from Playmates both four months and forty years past.

If one man can make you think of him whenever you stare longingly at a gorgeous naked woman, well, isn’t that the pinnacle of success?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 20th, 2017

mrpinksIt was a week of heavy hitters this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews. With two brand new reviews of mega-popular and super-powerful networks Brazzers and Reality Kings, we touched on all manner of hardcore fucking fun. Brazzers, with its 33 HD sites and worldwide notoriety, delivers exaggerated cartoonish sex with blockbuster styling. Reality Kings keeps its budget closer to Earth but doesn’t skimp on the casting, showcasing some of today’s most enthusiastic and entertaining stars in hardcore romps galore. Speaking of Reality Kings… Over on our blog we’re looking at the porn-viewing tendencies of a certain vocal opponent of self-pleasure. Hint: he’s a United States senator! ’Till next week, citizens!

Dick for Ted, Dick for You

United States senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, recently landed in a little hot water after his official Twitter account ‘liked’ a sexually explicit video posted by an unlicensed Twitter-based porn-link-peddler. Soon turning back to Twitter to throw responsibility onto an vague “staffing issue” that Cruz’s office was promptly “dealing with internally,” the senator could have been telling the truth or he could be covering for the fact that one target of his alleged illicit interest has a strong resemblance to his own wife, Heidi.

Dick For Two - Cory Chase

“MILF” star and fetish performer Cory Chase was noted as having similar looks to Mrs. Cruz by many an online observer but she wasn’t the only thing that could’ve drawn Ted’s attention to ‘Dick for Two,’ the MILF Hunter scene the senator was allegedly so fond of. She does, however, take the lead, playing the step-mom of unruly teen Kacey Jordan. Encouraged by her husband to take her step-daughter out for a girls’ day, Ms. Chase returns to find some odd noises coming from her living room. It seems Kacey’s boyfriend (Bruce Venture) decided to stop by and exploit the empty house by plugging his girlfriend on her parents’ sofa. Shocked, but more than a little turned on, Cory stands barely hiding behind a door frame and lets her fingers wander beneath her sensible corporate attire. In no time, she decides it unfair for Kacey to get all the dick, barges in on the young couple, and demands the attention of them both. To avoid getting in trouble with daddy, Kacey obliges and shares her stud until all three are spent on the now heavily stained sofa.

Since Cruz’s Twitter ‘like’ the popularity of Dick for Two, which arrived back in May of 2016, has risen to managed to garner more than a million views, according to Motherboard. In response, Reality Kings has provided a free official version through its PornHub channel. While it’s great to see RK playing along with its online audience, the whole affair raised one particular point that Cory Chase herself would surely appreciate you all paid attention to. Complaining to HuffPost, Chase said she “didn’t like that he watched it for free. He pirated that video. He should’ve paid Reality Kings for a subscription.”

Reality Kings review