Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 20th, 2017

mrpinksIt was a week of heavy hitters this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews. With two brand new reviews of mega-popular and super-powerful networks Brazzers and Reality Kings, we touched on all manner of hardcore fucking fun. Brazzers, with its 33 HD sites and worldwide notoriety, delivers exaggerated cartoonish sex with blockbuster styling. Reality Kings keeps its budget closer to Earth but doesn’t skimp on the casting, showcasing some of today’s most enthusiastic and entertaining stars in hardcore romps galore. Speaking of Reality Kings… Over on our blog we’re looking at the porn-viewing tendencies of a certain vocal opponent of self-pleasure. Hint: he’s a United States senator! ’Till next week, citizens!

Dick for Ted, Dick for You

United States senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, recently landed in a little hot water after his official Twitter account ‘liked’ a sexually explicit video posted by an unlicensed Twitter-based porn-link-peddler. Soon turning back to Twitter to throw responsibility onto an vague “staffing issue” that Cruz’s office was promptly “dealing with internally,” the senator could have been telling the truth or he could be covering for the fact that one target of his alleged illicit interest has a strong resemblance to his own wife, Heidi.

Dick For Two - Cory Chase

“MILF” star and fetish performer Cory Chase was noted as having similar looks to Mrs. Cruz by many an online observer but she wasn’t the only thing that could’ve drawn Ted’s attention to ‘Dick for Two,’ the MILF Hunter scene the senator was allegedly so fond of. She does, however, take the lead, playing the step-mom of unruly teen Kacey Jordan. Encouraged by her husband to take her step-daughter out for a girls’ day, Ms. Chase returns to find some odd noises coming from her living room. It seems Kacey’s boyfriend (Bruce Venture) decided to stop by and exploit the empty house by plugging his girlfriend on her parents’ sofa. Shocked, but more than a little turned on, Cory stands barely hiding behind a door frame and lets her fingers wander beneath her sensible corporate attire. In no time, she decides it unfair for Kacey to get all the dick, barges in on the young couple, and demands the attention of them both. To avoid getting in trouble with daddy, Kacey obliges and shares her stud until all three are spent on the now heavily stained sofa.

Since Cruz’s Twitter ‘like’ the popularity of Dick for Two, which arrived back in May of 2016, has risen to managed to garner more than a million views, according to Motherboard. In response, Reality Kings has provided a free official version through its PornHub channel. While it’s great to see RK playing along with its online audience, the whole affair raised one particular point that Cory Chase herself would surely appreciate you all paid attention to. Complaining to HuffPost, Chase said she “didn’t like that he watched it for free. He pirated that video. He should’ve paid Reality Kings for a subscription.”

Reality Kings review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we took a peek into the future of onscreen fucking with two networks owned, operated, and overseen by the same forward-looking organization. First up, 21Sextreme, a 16 site network, dealt with the more extravagant and outrageous elements of sexual entertainment, dishing up creampies, granny-fucking, trans-porn and more. On a slightly less adventurous plane, 21Sextury took care of any viewer more aligned with mainstream tastes (but not that aligned), serving up 21 sites of anal, teen, deepthroat, lesbian, swallowing, DP, and even some rather romantic sex. All in all, a pretty damn satisfying twofer, I’m sure you’d agree!