You’ll have to forgive the slightly scant output this week, my porn-lovin’ pals as the approach of 4/20 has sent things into disarray here at Mr. Pink’s. In preparation for all the pot-smoking porno encounters that will no doubt be released over the next 48 hours, we abstained from consumables and smokables both in an effort to lower tolerance and keep a clear head about a very interesting week in adult. Stormy Daniels is covered on Mr. Pink’s blog, from her allegations against a certain sitting POTUS to her first-ever Brazzers scene, while our review subject, Strokies does a solid (hand) job of reminding everyone with any sexual inclinations at all that Making America Great Again is a futile effort: sexually, it has always been at the top of it’s game. Next week we’ll be examining another Karup’s entity and an underseen effort from amateur uber-MILF Katie71, so be sure to drop by again for another dose of porno knowledge from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews!
When DT took the White House, reactions were mixed, to say the least. Those that saw the real estate tycoon as a fraudulent businessman, policy greenhorn, and generally morally and ethically corrupt pussy grabber hoped someone would come along and expose him as the threat to democracy so many believed him to be. (Others were far less worried.) Few people would have suspected that the greatest threat to a sitting president would be a working single mother best known for dating pretty-boy rocker Dave Navarro and working some sly humor into the porn industry’s attempt to capitalize on the US’s never-ending war in the middle east, Operation Desert Stormy. But, here we are, folks. Here we are…
Everyone reading this will surely know about Stormy Daniels’ allegations about the president – that the two had a brief affair in 2006 and, according to Stormy, a goon to intimidate her into silence, then DT had attorney Michael Cohen pay her $130,000 in hush money – and while the mainstream media has been laying plenty of attention at Ms. Daniels’ feet, her current career boost is getting much less. On her Make America Horny Again feature dancing tour, Daniels steps before a riled-up crowd of pro- and anti-Trumpers, and struts her stuff before shuffling off to the next town. This isn’t exactly new for the veteran pornstar. A career based on headline club appearances and feature film roles, not the single-scene online efforts that have revolutionized porno over the last two decades, already established the 39-year-old as a major porno player. Now, in an industry that operates at a much quicker pace, at a much higher turnover rate than, say, ten years ago, the thorn in Trump’s rump is taking to the most infamous adult website in existence, and taking the president with her!
Due to land at Brazzers Exxtra this Sunday, April 22nd, ‘Stormy’s Secret’ sees the nation’s most talked-about pornstar (and apparent screenwriter) trying to come up with a juicy plot for an erotic fiction project. Resorting to a memory of a mysterious gentleman from her past and the raunchy time they once had together, Stormy’s inspiration sees Keiran Lee take on the role of her mystery man, his thick British dick working every angle of Stormy’s marriage-busting body until her smiling face is left covered in a white (mercifully not yellow) liquid.
While we all eagerly await the culmination of the Stormy saga, we can amuse and abuse ourselves in the woman’s honor, all thanks to those trend-tappers at Brazzers.
At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we devoted almost all our time and attention to one studio and a pair of its excellent niche sites. Karup’s PC and Karup’s HA deal in hardcore hookups starring American and Euro beauties somewhat befitting sites called “Private Collection” and “Hometown Amateurs.” On the blog this week we’re congratulation one of 2018’s breakout stars (so far) and her monumental success at damn near everything she’s done (so far). Athena Palomino, a tall, blonde, South Carolinian stunner who can make do with a modest white boy or take on one of the biggest black dicks in porn today, gets a closer look from yours truly and, if you know what’s good for you, you’ll join me! Until next time, fap fiends!