Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 13th, 2018

mrpinksAt Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we devoted almost all our time and attention to one studio and a pair of its excellent niche sites. Karup’s PC and Karup’s HA deal in hardcore hookups starring American and Euro beauties somewhat befitting sites called “Private Collection” and “Hometown Amateurs.” On the blog this week we’re congratulation one of 2018’s breakout stars (so far) and her monumental success at damn near everything she’s done (so far). Athena Palomino, a tall, blonde, South Carolinian stunner who can make do with a modest white boy or take on one of the biggest black dicks in porn today, gets a closer look from yours truly and, if you know what’s good for you, you’ll join me! Until next time, fap fiends!

Athena Palomino, ECG, NVG, GDP etc.

After making a head-turning debut for NetVideoGirls back in December of 2017 and very quickly following it up with turns at Exploited College Girls and Girls Do Porn then hitting twice NVG again for more 1-on-1 dick then a wild threeway with a clearly thrilled female co-star, statuesque blonde stunner Athena Palomino is well and truly one of 2018’s starlets to watch. And now, nearing her six-month anniversary of shooting, the Charleston-born 21-year-old professional runway model is scoring some seriously impressive wins.

Athena Palomino

Team Skeet subscribers may have noticed Ms. Palomino’s glistening chest greeting them of late, and anyone taking a closer look may have noted that the network’s long-standing, highest-rated, most-viewed scene was recently supplanted by a certain god-damn-gorgeous someone. This is no mean feat, folks, as the previous title holder, and Exxxtra Small episode featuring Hollie Mack, reigned supreme for (at my best guess) two, maybe three years!

Having already shot for ultra-acclaimed toast of pornotown, Greg Lansky, and his widely adored interracial showcase, Blacked, Athena today graces the front pages of its sister-site, Blacked Raw. Again wrapping her long, shapely legs around one of porn’s biggest black dicks, this time viewers are treated to Athena gloriously struggling to trying to fit Mandingo’s massive shaft inside her. Leaving a trail of glistening cream as she rides the “Hollywood movie producer” in a luxurious downtown hotel suite.

Since it looks like Athena Palomino is settling in to make a serious, lasting impact on porn lovers worldwide, we should remember that the appearance of enthusiasm and satisfaction can be misleading. Many would-be-superstars disappear after a year or two, leaving fans endlessly hoping for a comeback. Athena could go that way, or she could dethrone Nicole Aniston as everyone’s favorite Barbie-like blonde goddess, end up perma-filled like Veronica Avluv, or go rogue like Sheena Shaw. Before we’re faced with any of those eventualities, let’s be thankful for what we’ve already got.

Returning to one of porn’s great undervalued talent mines, Exploited College Girls, for her second scene, Athena spent nearly 50 minutes messing around with another return “amateur,” Amber, and main EXCOGI man TC. Blowing him together in the bathroom before an interview gives way to some sensual oral play between the two (then three) and plenty of damn fine fucking, the scene culminates in a replayed multi-angle, slow motion cumshot across Athena’s lips that must be seen to be believed. (And then seen again… and again…)

Ah, Athena… We’ll always have December 2017 to April 2018…

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 9th, 2018

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we took a close examination of two very distinct adult offerings in all-new porn reviews. The first, Raw Attack, a brand new effort from the Spizoo network, deals entirely in raunchy, risqué POV adventures shot in awesome 1080p HD that delivers some serious heat. From the acclaimed Dorcel Club, the all-streaming emporium X Illimité has more porn than most viewers can even imagine, packaging it all in a tidy, tasty, highly varied survey of human sexuality. Stop by the blog to see who’s been appointed the latest Cherry of the Month by the Cherry Pimps network, spend some time appreciating her greatness, then head back here for more of our latest takes on porn’s hottest (and nottest) online entities!

Alexis Adams Gets Cherry Pimped

Alexis Adams, please accept my sincere apology for my far-too-casual former dismissal of your merits. Alexis Adams at Cherry Pimps

I try to keep track of the new talents entering porn each year, not only to know who I should be writing about, but also who the fans are raving about on the forums, blogs, and social media feeds of the adult WWW. Sometimes, however, someone exceptional escapes my attention. It’s not that I’m not aware of their work; more that it doesn’t worthy of the hype. Sometimes, I’m wrong.

This month, noted nut-claiming network Cherry Pimps celebrates the contributions of an pornstar undervalued by many. Alexis Adams, an always lively performer with expressive eyes and (ahem) a fucking killer body, has been shooting live hardcore shows for Wild on Cam, earning her many new fans and, it must be said, this attention of this reviewer. Along with her live shows, the 25-year-oid porn veteran of four years has contributed three very sexy solo masturbation scenes that made great use of her blue eyes and subtly devastating curves, not to mention her obvious charm.

As April’s Cherry of the Month, Ms. Adams receives a $500 cash prize and a two-day shoot with Cherry Pimps’ exclusive producer, Dean Capture, as well as the chance to compete with another 11 outstanding women to be crowned 2018’s Cherry of the Year. Alexis speaks to Dee Williams about her youth in Florida, her powerfully coercive breasts, and what she does to keep mentally and physically active. (Go on, take a stab at her answer!)

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