Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 25th, 2018

mrpinksThere’s nothing quite like finally finding that one adult website you’ve been aching for for years and this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two such sites. Couples Cinema offers its members a curated selection of free and pay-per-view titles touching on romance porn, BDSM, and emotional dramas, delivering HD streams of the world’s most couples-friendly fuck flicks. Virtual Pee offers something else entirely, something most of its members would be reluctant to share with a partner: virtual reality voyeurism featuring women into self-soiling watersports. Pissing on themselves, their clothes, their friends, and even the furniture, all before your very eyes in VR, the women of Virtual Pee make it a must-see for piss-fans and an out-there curiosity to everyone else. Next week, return for more tales from the expanses of human sexual experience (and entertainment) from yours truly, Mr. Pink!

The Return of Fuck Team Five

These days, Bang Bros is known more for its parade of eager porno newbies and bonafide stars performing in casual, colorful one-on-one scenes. Even though Bang Bus is still going strong, it’s not as often associated with porn culture like it was years ago. Brown Bunnies, Big Tit Cream Pie, and My Dirty Maid all deliver solid HD hardcore on a regular basis, but there are some fans who have missed the more anarchic Bang Bros adventures of old, the kind that had them seen as the scourge of our porn-viewing populace. Those days may be returning, if the recent resurgence of activity at Fuck Team Five is any indication.

Bang Bros

Fuck Team Five concerns, as its name suggests, a crew of pornstars (sometimes five-strong) roaming the streets saving lives and sucking dicks. Well, sort of. Fuck Team Five episodes of yore were kind of like a roving gang of women roping random dudes into impromptu orgies and it seems the new episodes are basically following suit. The first to arrive on May 26, ‘Porn Casting Surprise!’ sees Krissy Lynn, Rose Monroe, and Valentina Jewels surprise a studio waiting room full of male porno hopefuls with a wild, orgiastic audition. Throwing their ample curves around until the handful of guys who manage to get hard are left utterly speechless, this (the return of Fuck Team Five?) seemed almost too good to be true.

Then, four weeks later, another one hit. This time the setup is more familiar. In ‘We’re Taking Over,’ Rose Monroe returns, along with Brandi Bee and one of porn’s most devastating seductresses, Ariella Ferrera, to take over a t-shirt printshop, finding at least one dick to play with but, more importantly, Stella Ray, a curvy, tattooed employee who couldn’t be more down to fuck our three porn goddesses.

We may have to wait another month before the next Fuck Time Five adventure pops up to amaze and appall different segments of the American public, but it’s not like Bang Bros is a network devoid of hugely entertaining HD fuckery, so if you like your porn truly wild and exuberant, go see your Bros.

Bang Bros review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 18th, 2018

mrpinksAt Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week, we took a fresh look at two flagship sites from one of Europe’s most acclaimed smut-peddlers. Denys Defrancesco’s Hands On Hardcore and Only Blowjob detail all kinds of carnal excitement in HD and UHD episodes that confirm DDF as one of the world’s premiere porno outfits. In need of some exercise and human social contact? You could find a local sports bar playing the World Cup or you could strap on your VR headset, check out this week’s blog, and see who’s aiming to claim to World Blowjob Cup over at VR Bangers, where Ryan Keely corrals a dozen pairs of today’s lustiest lips into testing their skills against, well, “you!” This is one competition where you don’t want to miss a single second, trust me, I’m Pink!

VR Bangers’ Blowjob World Cup

When the FIFA World Cup rolls around every four years, the entire planet goes nuts over football, or (if you’re a North American or Australian, for example) “soccer.” As the sport most consider “the world game,” the World Cup seems even to arouse the aspirational athletic interest of otherwise very-busy porn performers. Not only are some more vocal men and women tearing up Twitter fandoms, but an internationally flavored team of performers have thrown themselves into a singular scene that perfectly captures the color and excitement of the World Cup. Kinda.

VR Bangers

VR Bangers delivers plenty of immersive sexual experiences well worth sampling, but its latest goes above and beyond most VR producers’ most adventurous scenes, roping in a full dozen of today’s sultriest women, each one representing a different nation competing for the World Cup. Referred by Ryan Keely, the girls take turns working the shaft of your lucky avatar, first orally, then vaginally, before our foxy Ref gathers everyone around for a final shot at goal: her open mouth.

Starring Lola Fae (representing Argentina), Daizy Cooper (Brazil), Chloe Foster (England), Alexis Avery (France), Devon Green (USA), Jane Wilde (Italy), Alexa Nova (Netherlands), Kenzie Reeves (Germany), Zoey Foxx (Mexico), and Emily Blacc (Russia), this wanton international adventure isn’t just limited to an immersive virtual orgy. Viewers can vote for their favorite cocksucker and the nation she represents, pushing her ahead of the others and earning her not only respect and acclaim, but presumably some kind of phallic trophy, too.

Ember Snow, Lola Fae, and Kenzie Reeves currently lead their respective Groups for Japan, Argentina, and Germany but there’s still a shot for the outliers. (Watch out for Italy’s Jane Wilde, I say!) You can cast your votes at VR Bangers now after sampling the oral talents of each competitor and, if you think you can handle the excitement, watching them gang up on one incredibly lucky guy for one of the most adventurous VR porn scenes this reviewer has yet come across.

VR Bangers review