To most avid porn lovers and readers of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, the name Denys Defrancesco should conjure up images of kinky yet classy sexual encounters unafraid to dive deep into assholes or be lured into bondage dungeons in an effort to redefine mainstream Euro smut. This week at Mr. Pink’s we took a look at two of Defrancesco’s most prized properties: Hot Legs & Feet, where hardcore fucking and foot fetishism is combined to great effect, and DDF Network, the online hub of 15 DDF sites and the safest place to be if you’re a die-hard fan. Over on the blog we’ve uncovered a brand-new 4K visual extravaganza that’s loaded with natural lube and today’s sexiest American newcomers, so be sure to examine it up-close and expect a full review here at Mr. Pink’s in the coming months. Until next time, folks, skeets be with you!
Month: June 2018
Cum4K Comes Online
As I roam around the Internet in search of excellent and outlandish porn to bring you, dear readers, I occasionally stumble on a site that appears not yet fully formed, but nonetheless arousing-as-fuck, a site about which I simply must shout from the proverbial rooftops. This week, the site in question takes the focal point of almost all hetero porn and shifts it around, flips it on its head, and makes for exciting new possibilities. This week, the site is Cum4K.
Given its name, you can expect Cum4K to feature Ultra-HD videos with a pronounced focus on “cum” – but whose cum and what exactly about it are we supposed to be watching? Cum4K pairs today’s sexiest newcomers (Paige Owens, Jade Kush, Eliza Ibarra) and soon-to-be-legands (Lena Paul, Holly Hendrix) with guys that can blow multiple loads in each sexual sitting. Well, that’s the claim anyway…
The numerous vaginal (and occasionally anal) creampies seen here don’t announce the end of a scene like in most pornos. Instead, they aim to show just how fucking incredible each models’ pussy must be by having the stuntcock “blow” multiple times. Using what looks kinda like Cetaphil lotion to simulate the spooge, this visually rich site takes its time to grab close-ups of the well-creamed cunts as the babes continue to fuck the day away. Fans of the obscure but very kinky “cum as lube” fetish will be in heaven here, while those simply after more thoroughly excellent teen- and twenty-something-fucking episodes as good as those of Passion HD, Tiny4K, and Exotic4K who don’t mind a little additional natural lube thrown in mid-fuck-sesh will be thrilled to bits.
Will Cum4K end up combined with the throng of new Passion HD-related sites springing up in all kinds of odd little fetishes and niches lately or will it stand alone as a testament to that life-giving force, that carrier of human genetic data, that stainer of sheets, the other “C word” of Cum4K’s title? Either way, it’s going to get messy.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 4th, 2018
Mr. Pink’s this week took a look at two new sites from the creators of Team Skeet’s numerous naughty endeavors. One, Black Valley Girls, focuses on daring interracial flirtations that end up sullying the reputation of some fine, upstanding (and almost entirely white) LA suburbs. The other goes a little further, pairing slutty step-daughters with their boundary-crossing step-dads. Dad Crush is a POV trip through the panties of today’s freshest teenage and twenty-something starlets. Those readers keeping watch of the news and finding boners popping up from time to time may want to check out this week’s blog on today’s most talked about celebrities and what they look like in partially or fully undressed. We’ll be back with more hot takes on the latest porn sites next week, so be sure to fap on back in this direction when you need some pointers, pals!
Mr. Skin’s Topical Treatments
Longtime legend of almost-porn archiving and celebration, Mr. Skin, always seems to have something in his back pocket to suit whatever’s buzzing around the new feeds on any given day. And even today, 2018, when we can barely keep track of the latest kinda-sorta social, political, and environmental disasters clogging up our otherwise puppy-heavy Facebook feeds, ol’ Skinny boy has just the thing to take the edge off.
The recent royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle seemed to have the whole dang universe in a tizzy for one reason or another and, though Mr. Skin can’t boast a single nude shot of the new princess (duh), she does feature in a pic-and-vid gallery labelled “sexy” that sure-as-shit ain’t lyin’.
Model, television star, entrepreneur, muse, mother, quasi-intentional pornstar, wife, daughter, and professional large-ass-haver, Kim Kardashian West can now add ‘political advisor’ to her list of questionable credentials. Invited to the White House to discuss “prison reform and sentencing” (his words) and obtain “clemency [for] Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense,” (hers), the one-time most talked about woman on Earth seemed to have really been roped into a sly photo op, at least according to the Daily Beast. Mr. Skin, for his part, more than delivers the goods while another compatriot in celebrity nude publishing, Vivid, has the very video that made Ms. KKW so fucking famous in the first place. (Yo, Ray J, where you at?)
Strangely, the three top positions on Mr. Skin’s Trending Celebs list are comprised of ye’ ol’ standbys, super famous blonde movie stars with big tits (ScarJo and JLaw) and a fresh-faced TV starlet (Katherine Langford, whoever she is) and the woman being called by some a significant threat to the stability of our government, perhaps even to our democracy and our very moral fiber, Stormy Daniels, is way down at #36. Stormy’s getting a rise out of America and the President himself, so maybe bump her up a few spots, huh?
For more topical and trending celebrity nudity, Mr. Skin is at your service.