This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re examining two long running sites, one actually a network that just changed its name and the other an also-ran worthy of a little more attention. Formerly known as My XXX Pass, the newly christened Blow Pass Network deals almost entirely in fellatio, shooting intense HD cocksucking scenes for Throated, Mommy Blows Best, 1000 Facials and its other efforts. Heavy on Hotties may not be as eager to catch current trends as the orally-inclined network above, but it’ll be damned if it’ll let a little extra poundage keep one super-horny dude from slamming his favorite European pornstars on camera, proving to all average guys that with confidence (and cash) you can score more snatch than you ever thought possible. With that inspiration propelling us into the next week, Mr. Pink’s will be back soon with new takes on two stalwarts of the online porn world. Be there!
Month: August 2018
ATK is A-OK!
Kingdoms rise and kingdoms fall. The Mongols, Romans, and British monarchs all had their own kingdoms but couldn’t be satisfied without a fully-fledged empire to their name. Cue: downfall. Amateur Teen Kingdom isn’t likely to take such a tumble, though, presenting a solid overview of erotic opportunities provided by fresh-faced porno newcomers on a wide range of sites. Here’s a quick look at all things ATK before we dive in for full re-reviews later in the year.
ATK’s simpler sites deal in light fetishism, or at least a focused appreciation of a certain feminine physical trait. Slim-figured, athletic, and nubile models appear at ATK Petites, where tight restrictions are placed on incoming models. Taller than 5’4″? Weigh more than 110 lbs? She’s not likely to be found at ATK Petites in that case, more likely at ATK Galleria or ATK Premium, the former home to bevy of stripping, masturbating hotties while the latter handles older ATK releases preserved for future generations of members. With photo and video content on both sites, ATK’s least specific sites are a treat for all kinds of viewers.
Right from the get-go, ATK Natural & Hairy is sure to have limited appeal. Ever since pube-less crotches overtook porn, hairier women have been relegated to fetish shoots. ATK brings them back into the spotlight, shooting girls sporting everything from stubble to full forests of pubic growth that explore their own bodies for your entertainment and arousal. ATK Exotics won’t discard a slightly hairy girl but it certainly doesn’t favor them, instead aiming for a multi-ethnic melting pot of ogling opportunities. With its roster of black, Asian, Latina, Mediterranean, Slavic, Pacific Islanders, and Native American models, ATK Exotics really covers a wide swath of female humanity, giving members a chance to observe and appreciate all kinds of women.
Arguably the most compelling site under the ATK marquee, however, is ATK Girlfriends, a virtual dating experience that, though not equipped with actual VR vids, nevertheless immerses you in POV affairs that don’t skimp on the dating, flirting, fondling, and outright fucking that so many of us seek on vacation. In Hawaii, Thailand, Vegas, Miami, and myriad other locales, the likes of Alex Blake, Elena Koshka, Tara Ashely, and Haley Reed enjoy the sights, eat some great food, relax on the beach, then head back to the hotel room for some of the most compelling POV sex on the porno market. This is the ATK site that’ll have you falling head over heels for a perfect porno newbie – be warned!
Reviews of all ATK sites, soft and hard, stellar and okayish, are coming up at Mr. Pink’s in the near future. In the meantime, why not take a gander at all the delights ATK provides and see what gets your blood racing?
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 5th, 2018
August is here, fap fiends, which means hotter days, longer nights, and less clothing worn by the objects of your ogling! At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we examined another pair of Virtual Reality sex shops designed to have you virtually boning the world’s hottest women in no time. Well, BabeVR is a little different: with rubber male torsos on a bed and lust in their loins, the BabeVR girls provide very verbal masturbation that’s as close to the future of sexy Skyping than anything else. RealVR took a different approach, gathering the best VR content from various top-notch studios and putting it all in one convenient collection. With everything from virtual piss parties to non-nude stripteases, lesbian make-out sessions to hetero ass-fucking, RealVR is the perfect gateway to living out your wildest VR fantasies! On the blog this week we’re recapping the awesome rise of Paige Owens, one of the fittest, most fun, most endlessly fuckable newbies to hit the porn world in years!
Paige Owens: Fit to Fuck
The adult entertainment industry is known for tearing through new talents like LeBron must go through gym socks. Eager young performers make their way to Porn Valley in an attempt to dazzle the world’s collective libido and maybe make a mini-fortune along the way, but most don’t make it through their first year. Many of those that do are soon looking haggard and drained by too much work and not enough reward. Every now and then, though, a young woman lands in porn looking as confident, self-assured, screen-ready, and sensible enough to carve a solid career for herself in an insanely competitive industry.
In mid-May this year, one of porn’s most consistently excellent discoverers of new talent, the Exploited College Girls (or EXCOGI) crew, landed themselves an athletic newbie so eager to embark on a porn career that, minutes into her very first sex scene, Paige Owens has blown her co-star in the car, cummed hard on a toy turned on by potential viewers, and started to give EXCOGI’s in-house cocksman a very memorable ride. Tossing her slim, fit, lightly muscular figure around in that excellent debut and in a return visit to EXCOGI that pairs her with blue-eyed anal fan and three-time EXCOGI ball-drainer, Elena, it was clear Ms. Owens wouldn’t leave her new line of work at this studio.
When someone as undeniably energetic and enthusiastic as Paige Owens enters porn, directors and producers leap at the chance to shoot her. Tiny4K and its new sister-site Cum4K shot Paige almost immediately, offering drooling fans two more chances to ogle her fucking incredible body, the latter featuring steamy car sex, multiple (inauthentic) creampies and cumshots, and plenty of slutty, filthy verbal contributions from our favorite new All-American starlet.
Acclaimed porno visionary, Greg Lansky cast Paige in scenes for his three flagship smut vendors, giving fans her first IR encounter for Blacked, an online hookup storyline with Justin Hunt for Vixen, and, at Tushy, her first anal effort, in which, eager for a raise, she offers her asshole to her boss, Mick Blue, who does his usual excellent job providing pleasure to the awesome newbie. Many newcomers would take a rest at this point – or develop a rather serious drug habit – but not Paige Owens.
Subjecting herself to degradation, humiliation, and more than a little fun with Bryan Gozzling of Hookup Hotshot, Paige’s piss-and-spooge-and-spit covered face and chest frames a sweet, charming smile by the ordeal’s end. Kelly and Ryan Madison roped her into a rather intense shoot, too, with the multi-load dropping Ryan railing his newfound student slut in a furious, creatively shot heaving, grunting, sweating encounter.
The excellent efforts from Paige Owens just keep coming and, as major mainstream studios wait their turn to play, Passion HD has just released a brand-new pair of scenes: Summer Heat and Erotic Fitness. Both scenes provide even more thrilling views of one of 2018’s fastest rising stars, serving up typically awe-inspiring reverse and frontal cowgirl riding shots, plenty of lubed-up body work, and just enough of Paige’s expressive, suggestive face to propel you towards the motherload of all self-serve cock-gasms. And, if that weren’t enough, Paige’s biggest fans can now enjoy a chance to virtually bone the babe herself. WankzVR has you, the VR-equipped fapper, playing Paige’s devoted boyfriend who has hired a rad party mansion for her birthday bash. Overwhelmed by the venue, your virtual sweetheart drops to her knees and begins giving a truly memorable “thank you.”
Not content to rely, as other porno newbies have, entirely on studio work, Ms. Owens is also taking her career into her own hands, shooting a solid range of fetish, fun, and fucking videos via her ManyVids account. Masturbation, body worship and working out, bathtub play, JOI and CEI and GFE, fisting, flexing, panty stuffing, and squirting can all be found there. Twitter and Instagram users enjoy a steady stream of teasing, tantalizing shots of this year’s boldest, most promising porn discovery.