Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 12th, 2016

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we went all-in for some of the most graphic genital investigations made possible by the pornographic portions of the Internet. In brand-new porn reviews of Wet and Puffy and its urine-soaked sister-site Wet and Pissy, we discuss 4K UHD videos and “pussy classification” content. Also under assessment, Eurobabe Facials, also part of Puffy Network, saw sexy young Euro-sluts’ faces pasted with man-milk. Spizoo, a ten-site network quickly making a name for itself, also received a fresh look from yours truly. Next week we’ll round out the Puffy Network and, well, the rest shall remain a Pink’s porno surprise! See you next week!

Black Bros Take Over

Black Loads

For many years, the infamous Bang Bros have been throwing their mostly Caucasian dicks around and reaping the financial, sexual, and spiritual benefits of their penile popularity. Over the last few months, though, things have been changing behind the scenes at Bang Bros HQ with the addition of a few new sites that may or may not be available to regular Bang Bros subscribers. And, most notable of all, it’s black guys taking the lead on these new Bang-ventures.

The two newest sites to join the extended Bang Bros network, Black Loads and Blacks on Moms, quite clearly place African American fellas in the spotlight. (Well, as much of the spotlight they can take when paired with someone as foxy as Felicity Feline or Kharlie Stone.) Their hefty cocks swinging from screen-left to screen-right, the Black Loads boys take on young sluts in one-on-one “casting” scenes shot in backroom pseudo-studios, trying out talented newbies before they’ve even scored themselves an agent.

The content presented by Blacks on Moms should be immediately obvious from the name: MILFs taking the big dicks of black porn studs. Dealing in reality-based scenarios largely involving nosy neighbors and coercive realtors, Blacks on Moms showcases the likes of Jasmine Jae, Alexis Golden, and Nina Elle as they play the kind of sexually frustrated size-queens we all wish we’d run into during an otherwise drab Tuesday afternoon.

Will this smut join the network proper or remain a very sexy aside like XXX Pawn, MyGF, Mia Khalifa, and Dancing Bear, all of which orbit the official Bang Bros site roster while never actually joining its ranks? That remains to be seen, but what’s already abundantly clear is that both Black Loads and Blacks on Moms take the giant ebony erections that make Monsters of Cock such a roaring good time and present them to eager porno newbies and mature MILF stars in equal measure. From the younger girls’ shyness and inexperience to unmistakable confidence of older women like Chanel Preston and Janet Mason, there’s ample exciting interracial porn to be had on both of these sites. Though they may be small in size, both Black Loads and Blacks on Moms appear to be delivering weekly updates, 1080p HD videos, 2000px photo galleries, and some very fine fucking indeed.

Not yet connected directly to the Bang Bros network and therefore unavailable to said network’s members, this pair of new porno outlets must be joined individually. Still settling in and growing their archives to a more adequate size, both Black Loads and Blacks on Moms currently operate best as interracial hardcore sites for fans of casting couch porn, smoking hot newbies, and established mature performers proving that, brilliant newcomers be damned, they aren’t going anywhere except to outskirts of Bang Bros HQ.

Remembering Amber Rayne

AVN-nominated adult performer, animal lover and avid horsewoman, self-proclaimed nerd, and noted “genuine, cool person,” Amber Rayne passed away Saturday from what is being termed “a possible accident or overdose” at her home in the Stonehurst District area of Los Angeles’s Sun Valley. She was 31 and a veteran of ten years and more than 500 screen credits.

Amber Rayne

Rayne had made a brief return to the screen after retiring in 2015 to star in Stormy Daniels’s western epic, Wanted, fulfilling a promise made to Daniels six years prior. Putting her lifelong passion for horses to great use in the saddle-sore-saddled Adam & Eve production ushered Rayne to her sixteenth AVN nomination, this time for Best Supporting Actress. Having won AVN’s Unsung Starlet of the Year trophy in 2009, Rayne held an enviable position in the industry, respected and well-liked by peers and colleagues, revered by fans for her unrepentant carnality, and well-spoken, clear-minded, and mature in interviews while being lauded for partaking of 50 Guy Creampies and double-anal-fisting sessions.

Rayne’s notable contributions to numerous adult studios deserves special mention. In Jay Sin’s Anal Acrobats #4 and Bonnie Rotten’s B For Bonnie, paired with Hillary Scott and both Rotten and Vicki Chase respectively, she expanded her horizons both hetero and lesbian for Evil Angel, and in Open Ended #2 even took a baseball bat inside her ass for Jonni Darkko. Kink.com welcomed the avowedly deviant Detroiter, booking her for more than sixty scenes including a handful of incredibly powerful all-female wrestling bouts at Ultimate Surrender.

Having survived uterine cancer in 2013 but worn down by what she called “relentless” chemotherapy, Rayne’s attention shifted away from performing and became even more focused on raising her horses, her love of whom was noted by many who knew her and shared remembrances. The recent passing of her beloved Luuk, clearly had a profound effect on Rayne, as shown by her numerous Twitter declarations of grief.

Reactions to the star’s death were initially warm but soon developed a defensive side in response to some media outlets describing Rayne as “porn performer” yet ascribing her alleged rapist (and, surprisingly enough, subsequent friend) James Deen the title of “adult performer.” Fans and friends took to Twitter to ensure Amber Rayne would be remembered with respect, touting her battle with cancer, her proud role as aunt, and her devotion to equestrianism.

Rayne’s friend and collaborator, Stormy Daniels, spoke to AVN about the loss, calling her “a really good friend, and one of the best actresses and performers that I’ve ever had the pleasure to work with. I’m just glad that I had the opportunity to work with her and call her a friend.”

Watch Amber Rayne discuss Wanted, retirement, saddle-sore, bondage-bruising, over-affectionate fans, porno professionalism, and the industry in general with Dick Chibbles of Adult News Flash in this January interview from the floor of the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo.