Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 18th, 2015

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So, man, you like Asian babes? What about brutal bondage sessions and lesbian dominatrixes? Well, lucky for you, Mr. Pink’s has it all this week! Our latest slate of brand new porn site reviews sees JAV HQ and My Cute Asian tackle professional and amateur Asian hotties in totally uncensored style – with more steamy Asian porn to come next week! Also going under the Pink-O-Scope were two of Fetish Network’s finest sites: the hetero takedowns of Sexual Disgrace and unexpected brutality of Strapon Squad’s invasive female dommes. Come back for more next week as Mr. Pink’s examines the rest of Fetish Network and another pair of fine, uncensored Asian porno!

Beating on a Budget! with Club Seventeen

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Club Seventeen, a very adult site featuring very adult (but young) women in all kinds of erotic situations and states. Why Club Seventeen carries such a controversy-baiting name is beyond me, but having reviewed the site a few times, your ol’ pal Mr. Pink is in the perfect position to recommend such a site. And recommend I do, though not only because of Club Seventeen’s miraculously sexy babes or the salacious self-pleasuring they get up to on this exclusive site. Club Seventeen also offers discount so huge it’s usually reserved for the Black Friday stampedes. One month at Club Seventeen would usually set you back €27.95 but can now be had for a meagre €9.95. And, since we’re not based in Europe, I’ll do you the courtesy of converting currency to something more local… how does USD $11-a-month sound?

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Discounted by 65% exclusive for Mr. Pink’s readers, at the now-$11-a-month Club Seventeen, you might no be expecting much. You’d be misguided, however, as this teen porn site to end all teen porn sites currently boasts 4375 exclusive videos and 8008 photo galleries. If you’re a video man, you could consider each one to be priced at a quarter-of-a-cent (0.25¢) each. If you’re devoted to still photos and are interested in them alone you could measure Club Seventeen’s value by the fact that each gallery essentially costs 0.13¢. Fans of photo and video porn are the biggest winners, of course, with each item in the combined Club Seventeen collection virtually costing 0.08¢, a stupendous bargain, a pittance, an unmissable sale!

Club Seventeen’s decadent teen Europorn has never looked better or been more affordable. So, unless you’re a granny fan, I’d head over to Europe’s preeminent purveyor of porn before this incredible offer disappears faster than pubic hair on millennials!

April Flores: Fat Girl Fantasizing

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After winning two AVNs for BBW Performer of the Year in 2014 and 2015, April Flores, the only performer to ever win the twice-awarded trophy, was in a state of flux. Along with her greatest accolades yet came the grief of losing her husband, late photographer Carlos Batts, who died at age 40 of natural causes in late 2013, just months before her first win. Initially proposed to her by genderqueer producer/performer Courtney Trouble, Flores’ newest endeavor is shaping up to be her magnum opus: a members-only site featuring plus-sized and BBW models but largely focusing on her own “filthy” sexual exploits. The site? Fat Girl Fantasies.

Not content to tread the same ground as other BBW sites, those that simply shoot nude and sexually active BBW women and call it a day, Ms. Flores seems to be attempting to create a far more personal kind of porn guided by the desires of its featured models. Casting other large women alongside her interminably sexy self, Flores is aided in her erotic adventuring by Kitty Stryker, Karla Lane, Jade Rose, Eliza Allure, and Cinnamon Maxxine. Hell, even porn’s tiniest Asian-American anal whore, Asa Akira, drops by to suckle at Flores’ ample breast.

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In honor of Batts’ contribution to adventurous, taboo-destroying adult entertainment, Flores named her new site after her late husband’s last book, Fat Girls, a photographic study of his partner taken over the course of twelve years, and hopes his spirit will live on in her own work. Quoth the creator herself: “Fat Girl Fantasies developed from love—the love between friends who use the medium of pornography to express themselves. Fat Girl Fantasies was conceived from the need to show the world how beautiful and desirable a sexual fat woman is.” And who better for that job than April Flores?