Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 29th, 2017

mrpinksHef! Ladies and gentlemen, how about an upright ovation for one arguably the most influential pornographers to ever put tittes on newsprint, Mr. Hugh Hefner! Now, in honor of Hugh and in honor of you, this week we saw two fresh Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews hit the web-waves for your adult edification, education, and entertainment. The golden hues hitting the luscious bodies of Twistys famous Treats is still looking incredible these days, streaming in fine 1080p HD frames and high-res galleries, with more superhot models than ever. Screwbox might take a more wild approach to porn, shooting parodies and high-concept, high-gloss hardcore, but it’s making a very solid first impression in this, its Mr. Pink’s debut!

The Playboy is Dead, Long Live the Playboy

This blog was inevitable, so I should have been better prepared instead of seriously wondering whether “OMG there’s no words ~~ NO WORDS !! HEF!!!” would sufficiently convey the feelings of millions of men and women upon learning of the passing of Playboy Magazine publisher, magnate, figurehead, the one and only Hugh Hefner. He was 91.

Hugh Hefner RIP

Founding Playboy in 1953, “Hef” was the most recognized and rewarded pornographer on the planet. So complete was his transformative influence on sexual politics and experience that the commercial sex world is unthinkable without Playboy’s vast multi-platform imprint. From basically family friendly cable TV shows about ditzy blonde models to somehow convincing women everywhere to wear his famous Bunny logo on their crotches or even tattooed on their thighs, Hef has, for better or worse (depending on who you ask and their religious convictions) touched an astonishing number of people with his astral libido.

Hef’s influence is obviously felt closer to home, too, having inspired and challenged of acclaimed photographers, and launched the careers of many more. Although the current state of Playboy Magazine, flip-flopping between a commitment to non-nudity and showing signs of its old bare-assed self, may not be the most fitting tribute to its founder, the Playboy Plus website is. A simple affair filled with the steamiest pictorials and videos from Playmates both four months and forty years past.

If one man can make you think of him whenever you stare longingly at a gorgeous naked woman, well, isn’t that the pinnacle of success?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 20th, 2017

mrpinksIt was a week of heavy hitters this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews. With two brand new reviews of mega-popular and super-powerful networks Brazzers and Reality Kings, we touched on all manner of hardcore fucking fun. Brazzers, with its 33 HD sites and worldwide notoriety, delivers exaggerated cartoonish sex with blockbuster styling. Reality Kings keeps its budget closer to Earth but doesn’t skimp on the casting, showcasing some of today’s most enthusiastic and entertaining stars in hardcore romps galore. Speaking of Reality Kings… Over on our blog we’re looking at the porn-viewing tendencies of a certain vocal opponent of self-pleasure. Hint: he’s a United States senator! ’Till next week, citizens!