Kendra and Cali Stretch Out at Archangel

Archangel Video

This porn reviewer may have initially confused her with similarly blonde, athletic, and delightfully deviant colleagues Carter Cruise and Natalia Starr but in the four years since she stepped onto a porn set for the first time, 27-year-old Sacramento-born stunner Cali Carter has been slowly working her way into the viewing diet of untold thousands of porno fans. A curvaceous bottle-blonde with a penchant for ink work and hefty cocks, Ms. Carter is a porno archetype looking for a way to solidify her presence, her unique personality in the adult world.

Having taken a slightly different route to erotic infamy than Ms. Carter, Kendra Lust recently signed an exclusive performance contract with acclaimed director Mimefreak’s upstart Archangel studio and confirmed her place in the porn history books both as a dynamite “MILF” performer and a shining example of self-determined career-cultivation. Gifted not only with a box cover but a feature title. The Booty Queen #3 sees Ms. Lust commandeer a cast of awesome pornstars and studs – Joining her thick-rumped romping are AJ Applegate and Jada Stevens, two women that have previously held the Booty Queen title – and ravish all comers in an intense trio of ass-focused scenes. Lust’s first interracial scene was shot of Archangel and again she allows them a great privilege: her first double-penetration encounter.

Not to be outdone by her slightly more famous colleague, Cali Carter snagged her own title feature, Cali Carter is the Archangel. Trickling out to Archangel’s online audience over the past few months, Carter’s epic cover girl turn sees her handle Mandingo in her first BBC encounter (a creampie!), take on a pair of porn’s biggest, blackest dicks in a threesome, wrangle another five cocks in a messy-as-hell blowbang that leaves the breakout star dripping in sweat and spooge.

Celebrating the release of Ms. Lust’s orifice-expanding new Archangel adventures, the studio has announced a competition that can net three lucky fans Kendra-focused prize packs. The 2nd Runner Up wins a copy of The Booty Queen and a signed photo of its star; the 1st Runner Up adds Kendra’s Lust’s Perfect Stroke Mouth masturbator. One Grand Prize pack will be awarded to one participant, containing the aforementioned prizes as well as a day pass to the 2018 AVN Convention, the outfit worn by Kendra in her first DP scene, and, most tantalizing of all, a phone call from the maven of masturbatory entertainment herself. Fans have until April 7th to enter; stop by Archangel’s blog for more details and, don’t forget, Kendra and Cali’s showcases are exclusive to Archangel and can be viewed online at the official studio site in glorious HD video. For more on Archangel, check out Mr. Pink’s full review here.

Lansky Lures Back Lana

This week sees the home video release of yet another title from Tushy maestro Greg Lansky. Once again training his lush cinematic style on one outstanding performer, Lansky has managed to make the dreams of many porn lovers come true. He has lured an enormously popular performer back from early retirement and cemented her place in the annals of adult entertainment history with a five-scene run showcased on his Tushy website over the last four months. The performer: Lana Rhoades.

Lana Rhoades

Sliding into her role as 2016 porno “it” girl with a flirtatious softcore introduction at FTV Girls, the icy-blue-eyed 20-year-old from Chicago knows first only as Lana soon appeared staring into the POV camera of a hardcore Bang Bros scene, in classic black lingerie seducing former “it” boy James Deen at EroticaX, lending her incredible gaze and gorgeous face to Naughty America’s booming Virtual Reality series, and shooting her first scene with Lansky for his interracial super-success-story Blacked. The fans, Lansky and company, and Lana Rhoades herself all agreed it was a fantastic match.

Released tomorrow, March 24, on 2-disc DVD, ‘Lana’ comes as the culmination of a comeback made after a very brief retirement announced after mere months in the biz. It seems, fans, that money and Lansky lured her back and, though she’s spread her legs for other studios since returning, her most coveted porno coup, anal sex, has so far been only available to Lansky. Well, Lansky and her ‘Lana’ co-stars, that is. First to appear at Tushy.com was in-house anal-virginity-claimer Jean Val Jean with Rhoades’s second scene devoted to dominant redhead Penny Pax guiding the intimidating Manuel Ferrera where so many fans requested he be. Another encounter clamored for by viewers, an anally-focused lesbian pairing, saw reigning AVN Queen Adriana Chechik dive into Lana’s ass tongue-first. After dealing with Flash Brown back in her first month of hardcore performance, Rhoades then gave her rear to another of Lansky’s go-to guys, John Johnson. It could be said that every expanding experience up until this point had been in preparation for one monumental achievement in any pornstar’s career: her first double-penetration. Fitting, then, that Jean Val Jean returns in this last of the Lana-and-Lanksy collaborations (thus far) and brings everyone’s favorite gentleman cockmaster Mick Blue with him, pushing their fast rising co-star’s incredible body into unchartered territory.

Where, oh where, will Lana Rhoades, definitely not really retired and now posing for Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse along with her exclusive Virtual Reality work with Naughty America, go from here? (Clearly not to LanaRhoades.com.)

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Darkko Dives Into Kalina

When the 2017 AVN Award nominations rolled out in November of last year, there was one name this porn critic was fully expecting to see threatening the supposed shoe-in winners of the major female awards. An absolute queen of fellatio known for her messiness and deepthroating skills while also an accomplished and very convincing girl-girl performer with a solid record of awesome hetero hardcore to seal the deal, Kalina Ryu only popped up in one category and shared her nomination for Best Group Sex Scene with Mick Blue, Anikka Albrite, and Vicki Chase. Could the industry really be so blind as to largely ignore one of the most gleefully slutty hardcore performers to come along in years? Then I realized what it was… Kalina Ryu doesn’t do anal.

Kalina Ryu

Actually, let me correct myself, Kalina Ryu didn’t perform anal sex onscreen until very recently, Jonni Darkko, king of cumshots and POV, casting her in a pair of features that honored the athletic “half-Korean, half-Welsh” beauty’s complete devotion to sex. In Fitness Sluts, Darkko worked Kalina over with the aid of her saliva glands and open throat, and a massive black dildo incredibly worked inside the starlet for a pseudo-DPP. Sliding a thumb, a finger, then two into his frequent collaborator’s asshole, Darkko is eventually allowed a brief dip of his cock in the very same place, marking Kalina’s first on-screen penile-anal penetration after an immense amount of butt-play and teasing.

“It’s so fun to get all dolled up, feeling glamorous, pretty, confident, sexy, and then to get completely destroyed,” Kalina told AVN, reflecting on her work with Darkko. “To stop caring about anything else in that time, other than being a submissive, dirty Slutty Angel, a deep throating, ball-sucking, ass-licking, makeup-smeared, cum-greedy, deliriously happy whore. No shame for how disgusting, because you’re floating from having your brains fucked out. When you feel cum-dumb from multiple orgasms, and exhausted, and hungry after, you know that was a good one.”

Oddly touted by AVN as Kalina’s first anal outing, the Slutty Angels scene in question has just been released through Evil Angel and once again sees the 32-year-old and her director joined by a hefty black dildo for an intense 91-minute lipstick-smearing, DP and DPP heavy, sweaty-as-hell, multiple-load-producing fuck-fest that well and truly cements Kalina as a new anal debutant to watch. The ass-fucking in Slutty Angels is once again brief. After all the build up – from her own fingers diving in while glancing over her shoulder in a POV doggy clip or bending over and inviting Manuel Ferrara to pry her tightest hole open with his lubed digits – you might expect her to go all-out and take it anally from start to finish. Kalina Ryu, however, knows exactly what she’s doing.

She’s driving us all fucking wild, that’s what she’s doing.