Mr. Skin’s Topical Treatments

Mr. Skin

Longtime legend of almost-porn archiving and celebration, Mr. Skin, always seems to have something in his back pocket to suit whatever’s buzzing around the new feeds on any given day. And even today, 2018, when we can barely keep track of the latest kinda-sorta social, political, and environmental disasters clogging up our otherwise puppy-heavy Facebook feeds, ol’ Skinny boy has just the thing to take the edge off.

The recent royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle seemed to have the whole dang universe in a tizzy for one reason or another and, though Mr. Skin can’t boast a single nude shot of the new princess (duh), she does feature in a pic-and-vid gallery labelled “sexy” that sure-as-shit ain’t lyin’.

Model, television star, entrepreneur, muse, mother, quasi-intentional pornstar, wife, daughter, and professional large-ass-haver, Kim Kardashian West can now add ‘political advisor’ to her list of questionable credentials. Invited to the White House to discuss “prison reform and sentencing” (his words) and obtain “clemency [for] Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense,” (hers), the one-time most talked about woman on Earth seemed to have really been roped into a sly photo op, at least according to the Daily Beast. Mr. Skin, for his part, more than delivers the goods while another compatriot in celebrity nude publishing, Vivid, has the very video that made Ms. KKW so fucking famous in the first place. (Yo, Ray J, where you at?)

Strangely, the three top positions on Mr. Skin’s Trending Celebs list are comprised of ye’ ol’ standbys, super famous blonde movie stars with big tits (ScarJo and JLaw) and a fresh-faced TV starlet (Katherine Langford, whoever she is) and the woman being called by some a significant threat to the stability of our government, perhaps even to our democracy and our very moral fiber, Stormy Daniels, is way down at #36. Stormy’s getting a rise out of America and the President himself, so maybe bump her up a few spots, huh?

For more topical and trending celebrity nudity, Mr. Skin is at your service.

Mr. Skin Fucks Hollywood Fairly

Contrary to what the current scandals rocking Hollywood’s elite would have you believe, not everyone getting laid in tinsel town is doing it in a criminal fashion. In fact, so readily do some actresses disrobe and perform sex acts before a high-end camera (and hopefully respectful crew), that one of the world’s most infamous websites is devoted entirely to cementing in the history books when and where which actresses, models, singers, and presenters got their gear of for our entertainment purposes. C’mon, surely you’re already intimately familiar with the work of Mr. Skin!

Mr. Skin

Documenting the time, title, and exact nature of each titilation has led to Mr. Skin being inarguably the world’s most devoted chronicler of celebrity skin. Now, with the current state of television delivering better (and bawdier) shows than ever before, and with more pop-stars and actresses taking daring leaps into sexually graphic shows, Mr. Skin is an even more essential tool than ever.

Recent blogs devoted to the Best of Olga Kurylenko, topless “sweeties” busting out of sweaters, and the most salacious parts of the TV version of Steven Soderbergh’s Sasha Grey vehicle The Girlfriend Experience; Anna Friel filling in for Grey very nicely indeed. Along with general TV nudity round-ups, showcases of particularly sexy talents, and custom playlists detailing the best racks/rumps/lips/legs in Hollywood, Bollywood, Nollywood and beyond, Mr. Skin’s parade of very-nearly-porno is an unmissable part of the adult Internet and an increasingly essential tool in this stream-saturated era.

The Playboy is Dead, Long Live the Playboy

This blog was inevitable, so I should have been better prepared instead of seriously wondering whether “OMG there’s no words ~~ NO WORDS !! HEF!!!” would sufficiently convey the feelings of millions of men and women upon learning of the passing of Playboy Magazine publisher, magnate, figurehead, the one and only Hugh Hefner. He was 91.

Hugh Hefner RIP

Founding Playboy in 1953, “Hef” was the most recognized and rewarded pornographer on the planet. So complete was his transformative influence on sexual politics and experience that the commercial sex world is unthinkable without Playboy’s vast multi-platform imprint. From basically family friendly cable TV shows about ditzy blonde models to somehow convincing women everywhere to wear his famous Bunny logo on their crotches or even tattooed on their thighs, Hef has, for better or worse (depending on who you ask and their religious convictions) touched an astonishing number of people with his astral libido.

Hef’s influence is obviously felt closer to home, too, having inspired and challenged of acclaimed photographers, and launched the careers of many more. Although the current state of Playboy Magazine, flip-flopping between a commitment to non-nudity and showing signs of its old bare-assed self, may not be the most fitting tribute to its founder, the Playboy Plus website is. A simple affair filled with the steamiest pictorials and videos from Playmates both four months and forty years past.

If one man can make you think of him whenever you stare longingly at a gorgeous naked woman, well, isn’t that the pinnacle of success?