Beating on a Budget with FakeHub

You can’t trust anyone these days. Whether it’s your mortgage lender, health insurer, or someone personally, intimately close to you, it often seems everyone we rely upon is bound to let us down, deceive us, or deny us at some point. For the gullible, easily influenced women of London, England, however, there’s a mysterious new entity roaming the streets and threatening to pull them from everyday life into a temporary flurry of taboo sexual activity. FakeHub, the network home of seven sites all built around a premise of deceit and coercion, sees taxis, driving schools, hospital, casting agents, and other staples of the social environment corrupting those that come in search of aid or assistance. Fake Taxi picks up women who agree to suck and fuck in lieu of paying a fare. Fake Hospital replaces medical treatment with heavy-handed molestation and gurney sex. Fake Cop breaks laws left, right, and center, snagging some civilian pussy while on duty. Four sites all rendering some version of the “dirty casting agent” trope – Fake Agent, Fake Agent UK, Public Agent, and Female Agent – again push boundaries, test taboos, and cement FakeHub’s reputation as one dynamic and determined new British studio.

Fake Hub

Now discounted by Mr. Pink’s to the supremely affordable monthly price of $17.95, the already hefty 2,479-scene network archive is fairly evenly distributed among the sites, every site but Fake Agent UK delivering weekly updates to their own archives. Although a few other Fake-branded sites exist off-network – Fake Driving School being arguably the best – the seven making up FakeHub are still a damn fine deal for reality-porn fans.

THE MATH:
The seven FakeHub sites can be access for one month at $17.95, leaving each site costing $2.56-a-month. The 2,479 scenes now online can be seen as costing approximately 0.72¢ each. Taken as a whole, that might not be an offer that’ll blow you away, but after examining what FakeHub seems so proud of, its wild, sweaty, casual romps and realizing that each gem of an encounter with, let’s say, the utterly dreamy and delightfully curvy Ava Dalush, international superstar Armana Miller, or seven-time taxi-cab-conquest Alessa Savage costs less than one solitary cent, you’ll be diving headfirst into FakeHub’s seemingly endless supply of risqué real-world carnality.

Fake Hub review

Beating on a Budget with DDF Network

DDF Network

Mr. Pink’s readers surely know by now just how smitten we are with the work of Denys Defrancesco’s DDF Network. Home to a small but crucial cache of exclusive websites devoted to major porno interests, DDF Network deals in heaving breasts, fellatious mouths, BDSM kinkiness, intense female masturbation, foot fetishism, lesbian sex, and teen sluts doing all kinds of depraved things for the camera, making it a tantalizing package even at the full price of $44.95-a-month. Yeah, DDF usually charges a premium for its porn but Mr. Pink’s has once again snagged a deal that’ll get readers inside this haven of hardcore fun and games for a comparable pittance.

THE MATH:
DDF Network and its nine exclusive sites – 1 By Day, Hot Legs and Feet, DDF Busty, House of Taboo, Euro Teen Erotica, Euro Girls on Girls, Eve Angel Official, Only Blowjob, and Hands on Hardcore – hold a combined archive of 14,545 video-and-photo-packages dating back to 2001 but now bring 4K Ultra-HD videos and 4000px photos, offer online and downloadable viewing, and add something new to the network hub every twice-a-day (on average). At the now-discounted first-month rate of $19.99, that equates to approximately $2.22-per-site and 0.137¢-per-scene, a truly staggering deal and the most affordable way to indulge in all the carnal Denys Defrancesco creations you desire. Your second month rebills at a slightly higher rate but this introductory offer is truly an exceptional one that DDF admirers won’t want to pass up.

DDF Network review

Brazzers Endless Black Friday

Brazzers

Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.