Discount Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 12

Beatin’ on a Budget!: Evil Angel

There are few adult entertainment companies that undoubtedly lead their fellow pornographers toward a brighter, more fruitful, and most exciting future. Of these few companies, one stands above all others (at this particular point in time, anyway). That company is the one founded back in 1989 by John “Buttman” Stagliano that now hosts a roster of directorial talent that’s the envy of the industry, the company for whom every pornstar both new and almost retired seems dying to work: Evil Angel.

After pulling in an outstanding ten AVN awards this January, you might expect Evil Angel to ramp up its prices and make the monetary most out such recent successes. Hit the company’s members-only website, however, and you’ll find nothing of the sort. In fact, you’ll find a discount deal that offers one month of unrestricted Evil Angel access for a measly $19.95. Gone are the days where an Evil Angel pass got you into dozens of sites, but you’re still very well looked after at ol’ EA HQ. New full-length movies are added multiple times each week, each one bringing along four, five, six, sometimes even seven or eight scenes of exceptionally high quality. And in HD video, too!

Evil Angel’s directors produce DVD (and digital) series adhering to their favored kinks and whatever the audience lets them know is wanted. From Manuel Ferrara’s intimate Raw series, Kevin Moore’s fisheye-shot lingerie and leggings celebrations and the fast-paced foreign productions of Rocco Siffredi and Nacho Vidal to Belladonna’s filthy girl obsession, Bobbi Starr’s lesbian anal tendencies, and Dana Vespoli’s boundary-smashing gender-bending porn, there’s such a wide range of incredibly hardcore smut here it makes Evil Angel essential viewing. Throw in fresh works from newly inducted directors Le’ Wood (Francescka Le and Mark Wood) and Lexington Steele, there’s plenty to look forward to in the coming year.

The Math:
Evil Angel’s online archive currently holds 8,990 scenes from 1,546 DVDs (including from such legendary series as Evil Anal, Wet Food, Suck Balls, Anal Acrobats, Big & Real, and Stagliano’s epic Voracious), of which about half are available in High Definition. On average, four new scenes are added daily while each week sees between two and five full DVDs made live, you’re looking at a current cost breakdown of less than 1.5c per DVD and a tiny 0.2c per scene! And, when scenes include dozens upon dozens of AVN winners and legendary performances from porn’s greatest, that makes an already great deal virtually impossible to resist.

Deny Evil Angel your patronage at your own peril.

Beatin’ on a Bargain! with Videobox

Videobox isn’t just known as one of the ‘net’s most plentiful adult websites – and rightfully so with its 17,000 DVD titles and 94,000 individual scenes – it’s also regarded as one of the best deals a porn fan can find online. With a regular monthly price of $15, Videobox has long been affordable and well worth its fairly meager cost, but even lower prices awaited those willing to devote themselves to six months of membership at $10-a-month, or twelve months at $8-a-month. Now, however, there’s one more Videobox membership package that’s by far the most difficult to refuse and it includes one of my favorite pieces of tech to hit my household in the past five years.

Videobox is currently partnering with Roku and offering confident new signees a brand-new and totally free Roku device ($49.99 value) with which to stream Videobox’s best content straight to their HD TV. Ringing in at the exact same monthly cost ($8) as Videobox’s 12-month package but requiring an 18-month commitment, this plan not only gives you the full benefit of Videobox membership, it throws it some your flatscreen for, say, life-size Jenna Haze POV blowjobs! And you can use Roku to stream Netflix and Crackle and HBO and Not convinced that this is the bangingest porno deal on the ‘net and need more rigid proof? Protect your pockets and come with me then, nerdlinger.

The Math:
Holding almost 17,000 DVD titles featuring 94,000 individual scenes, as well as 280,000 member-created clips, Videobox is one of the largest, most endless enjoyable adult websites on the ‘net. Although you can upgrade your membership to include any of the seven premium channels (Evil Angel, Kink, Club Tranny etc), the basic Videobox package is bound to keep most members very, very happy. And, breaking down to about 4c USD per DVD and less than 1c per scene, you’re not going to find more bang for your buck – and some insanely stellar (and varied) bang it is, too – anywhere but nestled in Videobox’s warm and loving bosom. (And, since Videobox is available on mobile devices as well as desktops and Roku, it’s a totally portable bosom, to boot!)

(Just beware of the pre-selected Mr. Skin offer on the Videobox sign-up page; leave it ticked and you will two days later be charged the equivalent cost of more than two months at Videobox! Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.)

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Zero Tolerance

Zero Tolerance is not a company known for taking the easy way out. Hiring women as devastatingly sexy as Rebeca Linares, Chanel Preston, Anissa Kate, and Skin Diamond, any company could simply shoot a light striptease and still have viewers nutting in their drawers. Zero Tolerance, though, claims to have “zero tolerance for bad porn,” and aims to prove it by inviting you, the Mr. Pink’s reader, to join all three of its flagship video sites for less than twenty bucks a month.

That’s right, folks, ZTOD, Black Ice Pass and 3rd Movies are now all open for business and costing only $19.95. Buy a month-long pass to enjoy any one of these sites and you’ll find yourself with easy access to both others at no additional cost, ratcheting the value of Zero Tolerance fandom up higher than ever. Sure, movies like Cougar Club, Ready Wet Go, and Hand to Mouth are appealing enough, but when you include the Interactive Sex With series that sees you virtually fucking Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Jenna Haze, Courtney Cummz, and Alektra Blue, how you could possibly resist is beyond me.

The Math:
ZTOD currently holds more than 5,500 scenes, while 3rd Movies holds 2,500 and Black Ice Pass 1,200. Altogether that gives the ZTOD member an estimated 9,200 scenes to savor. And, with membership at $19.95 per month, that breaks down to about 460 scenes per dollar or 4.6 scenes per cent. So cheap! So thrilling! Surely this ZTOD deal is a gift from the gods!

Come back next week for another Beatin’ on a Budget! as Mr. Pink’s proves that, when it comes to reviewing adult content, only two things are required: an keen critical eye and zero tolerance for expensive porn.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Jules Jordan

Jules Jordan knows about great deals; his entire career could be seen as a carefully constructed means to not only have sex with some of the most vivaciously sexual women alive, but to make ‘mad bank’ doing so. With a porno empire rivaling John “Buttman” Stagliano’s Evil Angel, Jordan has seen everyone from Eve Lawrence and Taylor Wane to Alexis Texas and Abella Anderson step onto his set and deliver astounding performances. And, with well over 30 major industry awards to his credit, from AVNs to XRCOs and everything in between, it seems most everyone in porn agrees: if you want it done right (and very hardcore), you go to Jules.

Jules Jordan Video’s official website, naturally called Jules Jordan, packs a hefty carnal wallop with close to one thousand hardcore scenes of impressive technical, artistic, and, most importantly, sexual merits. Throw in 720p and 1080p HD videos and a strong image archive starring porn’s most thrilling women and most skilled cocksmen – interracial is a specialty and sees Lex Steele and Mandingo destroy dozens upon dozens of pussies – and you’re looking at a great deal even at full price. But with Mr. Pink’s discount bringing one month of Jules Jordan below twenty bucks ($19.95 from $29.95, to be precise), you’d be mad to ignore this golden opportunity to indulge.

The Math:
While quantity certainly isn’t the only thing to consider when joining a porn site, Jules doesn’t do too badly at all. There’s 177 full-length DVDs online, giving up 904 individual scenes and roughly equating to 11c-per-DVD and 2c-per-scene! Plus you get free access to another 88 scenes at Sperm Swallowers! Jules Jordan, you’re my hero!