Discount Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 13

Beatin’ on a Budget! with My XXX Pass

It’s not every day you see a reputable HD-equipped hardcore network abandon its pretensions and slash its membership prices in half, but that’s exactly what My XXX Pass has done recently. With month-long stints now costing only $14.95, there’ll no doubt be plenty of Mr. Pink’s readers heading to My XXX Pass with an orgy of digital smut foremost in their minds, but what exactly will your money get you? Mr. Pink’s knows all!

The sites, women, content, videos:
My XXX Pass encompasses five hardcore sites – Throated, 1000 Facials, Immoral Live, Mommy Blows Best, and Only Teen Blowjobs – and clearly favors fellatio above most other sexual acts. That said, Immoral Live offers real-time orgy episodes and all kinds of fun, lively, kinky sex. The women appearing in these oral-heavy scenes include Charley Chase, Jessica Bangkok, Kissy Kapri, Gianna Michaels, Aiden Starr, Lexi Belle, and Chastity Lynn, among many others, and they’re captured now in 720p and 1080p videos and in 1920px photos. With one month at My XXX Pass now costing only $14.95, let’s see how the numbers break down…

The Math:
With 2428 scenes and 1770 photo galleries online and monthly membership now costing on $14.95, My XXX Pass serves up hardcore scenes and image galleries for less than one-third of a cent each! And, when you factor in the other half-price membership options (two-day trial for $1.50, 3 months for $24.95, 1 year for $49.95), there’s almost no way to deny My XXX Pass your patronage, if only for a little while.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Burning Angel

Joanna Angel hasn’t exactly disappeared from the porn world, but she’s certainly stepped back from the spotlight a bit. Anyone worried that the heavily inked Brooklynite was on the verge of folding her Burning Angel company can rest easily, though, thanks in part to this killer Burning Angel membership deal. Normally charging $29.95 for one month of access, Burning Angel can now be enjoyed for half that price! And, as the front page of the Burning Angel network, such a membership would plant you at the opened gates of a world filled with inked skin, dyed hair, pierced body parts, and more ass-fucking than most prisons see in a decade. Pornstars like Skin Diamond, Dana DeArmond, and Sasha Grey have shot for Burning Angel, but it’s the Angels themselves that will keep your eyes glued to the small screen. Joanna and her crew of gutter punks, super sluts, and other revolving degenerates (including Veruca James, Krissie Dee, Tommy Pistol, Chad Alva, Vulpix, and Bella Vendetta) give you sordid “alt.porn” better than what any other wannabe porntrepreneur can manage.

Burning Angel’s archive might not be as dense as it once was, but with nearly 700 scenes and 1,500 galleries total, which is surely nothing to sneeze at, especially in the alt.porn world.

The Math:
Burning Angel, 700 scenes, and 1500 photo galleries are hard to resist at any price, but at just $14.95 a month, you’d be mad not to pay close attention. Breaking it down to bare digits, you’ll be paying .09¢ per gallery, 2¢ per video, and just 5¢ per model – a great deal in anyone’s book. And, hey, if you’re still not convinced, maybe a three-day trial for $2.95 (a pittance!) will drag you into one of porn’s most consistently interesting and decidedly unique hardcore realms.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with Reality Kings

When a good deal can mean the difference between piss-poor quality pirated smut infecting your PC with the tech equivalent of herpes and a self-satisfying sexual experience beyond compare, it’s good to have someone in your corner fighting to keep your wallet fat in these uncertain times. Each of us at Mr. Pink’s knows the difference between a site that’s an incredible bargain and one that’s merely not quite ripping you off, so in an effort to highlight worthwhile deals and discounts benefiting our readers I present to you, friend, the first installment of Mr. Pink’s brand-new recurring feature blog: Beatin’ on a Budget!

This week it seems most appropriate to point all you horned-up cheapskates in the direction of a modern classic: Reality Kings. A network initially built around a few inexpensive “reality-based” adult concept sites, but soon infamous across the ‘net, Reality Kings has probably coaxed a few ejaculations from you already, but now it wants more. Home to MILF Hunter, Round and Brown, 8th Street Latinas, Cum Fiesta, and Big Naturals, among other sites, this consistently impressive 42-site network holds a very strong archive of more than 2,000 scenes, each of them exclusive and original, as well as a very healthy update schedule keeping up the streams of stunning 720p and 1080p HD videos.

The Math:
Breaking down a $17.95 month at Reality Kings shows what value this discount delivers. At 42¢-a-site and less than 1¢-a-scene, this Reality Kings deal is a steal if ever there was one and will surely keep you beatin’ on a budget!