Beating on a Budget with JAV HD

JAV HD

Japanese pornography can at times seem like both the greatest audio-visual endeavor of all time and the most obnoxious prick tease on the planet. And for that there’s really only one reason: censorship. Notorious for covering genitals, penetrated or otherwise, with pixel clouds that block any serious observation, the Japanese porn industry has been aching for full release unencumbered by censorship, where it can proudly announce its kinks and quirks in eight-foot-high neon red letters. That releases comes in the form of JAV HD and its associated network sites. JAV HD is not only completely free of the censor’s meddling, it’s home to a massive collection of all kinds of J-porn, from business meetings turned blowjob competitions to straightforward housewife fucking, from bukkake blowbangs to oceanside orgies, and much of it is presented in 1080p and 720p High Definition videos. Best of all, there’s a discount going that’ll get you inside for a relative pittance: just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
Home to 16 sites, itself included, the JAV HD network covers all kinds of J-porn and leaves it all uncensored. At $19.95-a-month for complete network access, that leaves each site costing around $1.24 per month. A grand total of 5571 scenes currently sit at JAV HD and await your attention. Consider each scene an individual purchase and you’re looking at one of the most affordable and enjoyable Japanese hardcore offerings around. At 0.358¢ each, you can gobble up as many gorgeous AV Idols as you like without worrying that you’re getting a shitty deal. Japanese porn tends to be expensive when offered without censorship, but thankfully not at the very affordable JAV HD Network.

JAV HD review

Beating on a Budget with Digital Playground

Digital Playground

Quality usually carries with it a premium price and the porn market is no different. Sure, you could jump at any baseline membership plan under ten bucks and hope for the best or you could hold out and save up some spare change to indulge in that A-list mainstream sexual bonanza you’ve been eyeing all along. This week, thanks to Mr. Pink’s Discount Porn Depot, you can weigh your options with the incredible, the acclaimed, the perennially colorful Digital Playground.

Digital Playground isn’t often discounted to this extent, making this an opportunity that shouldn’t be missed by anyone eager to see contract stars Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia join today’s newest A- and B-listers in extravagant hardcore that’s much closer to Ocean’s 11 than Sex, Lies, and Videotape, if you get my meaning. Digital Playground boasts a huge archive of high-budget porn that sees everything from Star Wars parodies to flight attendant fantasies to British barroom orgies and stars a cavalcade of stars from Dana DeArmond and Julia Ann to Anissa Kate and Alison Tyler.

Now offered at the monthly rate of $19.95, Digital Playground isn’t just large in size, hugely entertaining, and filled with awesomely hot pornstars, it’s also quite affordable.

THE MATH:
There’s a total of 516 DVDs held at Digital Playground HQ, and 187 “Series” scenes accompanying them to bring us to 3,533 scenes all up. Breaking that down to a per-scene rate, you’ll be paying little more than half-a-cent for each! Contract stars like Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia help make Digital Playground a premium porno destination: if you’re coming here for Aria, you’ll pay about 82¢ for each of her 24 scenes; Eva devotees, however, snag her 71 Digital Playground episodes, from Fleshlight tests and DP Star Auditions to her cop-fucking, pussy-eating, heart-breaking hardcore best, for a paltry 28¢ each.

Whoever the next girl to be given a Digital Playground contract may be, she’s not only in stellar company already but bound to be greeted by a wave of new fans taking advantage of this very worthwhile Digital Playground deal.

Digital Playground review

Double Discount: Lubed and Holed

Lubed Holed

There comes a time in every porn lover’s life when he (or she) is presented with a seemingly impossible decision. Whether a result of tightening one’s financial belt or a matter of practicality, making a choice between two avenues of pornographic inquiry can be damn tough. And when the two options in question are near-identical takes on two thriving porno niches, produced to the highest possible A/V standards, starring devastating newbie pornstars as daring as they are darling, man, that’s not a decision I’d relish having to make.

Two brand-new sites focusing on anal sex and oil-aided massage encounters present a largely POV take on hardcore sex. Lubed takes us down by the poolside to slather up young female figures with lotion and oil, paying close attention to every curve and crevice and every positive physical reaction she shares. Well stocked with threesomes, milk baths, flexibility fetishism, and lusty, steamy bathroom scenes, Lubed ensures every lithe model glistens as she’s fucked for your viewing pleasure not just in 720p and 1080p HD videos, but in amazing 4K Ultra-HD, too!

Holed, on the other hand, ventures into its models’ back passages, spreading their tightest holes open, encouraging modest gapes, and finally filling or painting her with enough seed to sow a few thousand little future sexual deviants. Starring in these POV-heavy scenes, Samantha Rone, Holly Hendrix, Dakota Skye, Rebel Lynn, and Angel Smalls – many of the same models from Lubed.

Presented not as a co-existing pair but as standalone sites loosely connected to Passion HD’s roster of hardcore outlets, Lubed and Holed are an intriguing proposition at their usual price of $29.95-a-month each, but now with Mr. Pink scoring discount deals that get you one month inside each of these immensely promising, super-HQ sites for just $17.95. Considering how many adult sites now push beyond $35, $45, even $50 for access, paying $35.90 for a pair of vicarious sexual powerhouses like Lubed and Holed isn’t an option you’ll want to ignore.