Party with Pornstars on Halloween

Whenever Halloween rolls around at the tail-end of October, porn fans’ blood starts pumping a little faster, their mouths start to moisten, and those little hairs on the back of their necks stand to attention and all because Halloween brings not only candy and annoying, intrusive neighborhood brats banging on your door, it also brings pornstars’ costume choices to our impatient attention. Hitting Twitter and Instagram on All Hallow’s Eve usually results in some pretty racy outfits modeled by adult industry pros who put every other saucily-costumed woman to shame. I was happy with this arrangement as it helped me avoid crowds and police yet still marvel at the newly depraved depths Halloween costuming sinks to every year. But now there’s a far more enticing option…

AVN Halloween Porn Star Party

The inaugural AVN Halloween Porn Star Party planned for October 30-31st in Las Vegas aims to combine traditional Sin City revelry with the sultry glamour of Halloween and the unstoppable sexual force provided by more than 30 acclaimed adult performers, over 50 other costumed models, VIP attractions, topless entertainment, contests, and even special “playrooms” accessible only to VIPs. Set to take place at Artisan Hotel Boutique from 10pm to 4am both nights, attendees can expect to party with the likes of Ashley Fires, Joanna Angel, Sara Luvv, Kagney Linn Karter, Karlee Grey, Riley Reid, and everyone’s favorite sensai of fellatio, Dana DeArmond.

As you’d expect, tickets aren’t exactly easy on the wallet, but who’d ever imagine paying anything less than $200 to party with pornstars? Tickets range from your basic party admission package for $200 to a $450 VIP Pass that allows access to Topless Play Rooms and reserved VIP area. The premium package offers much more, though, as it should at $2,000-a-pop! Limited in number, these All Access Passes include two-nights accommodation, open bar, and all the perks of being a regular VIP, just with the irresistible addition of a “Porn Star Cocktail Party” and “dinner with porn star hosts.” Exactly what these entail remains to be seen, but the offer sure is impossible to ignore, vague wording and all.

So, did you have any plans for Halloween or are you only now considering leaving the house to revel with porn’s best and bustiest?

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Joanna & BA Enter the MMA Parody Fray

ronda arouseme

Burning Angel’s head honcho, Joanna Angel, is known not only for her hardcore performances and heavily modified physique, but also for her deft handling of pop-culture properties many other pornographers would simply dismiss as too unsexy or unfilmable to bother trying to turn into a sexy onscreen romp. After tackling the Grinch, The Addams Family, The Jason Ellis Show, The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Z-grade alien movies, and Evil Dead, it’s clear Ms. Angel and co. can turn any subject into hilarious and incredibly sexy It was only a matter of time, then, before the infamous director lent her hand to one of America’s favorite (and most brutal) pastimes: mixed martial arts or MMA, specifically the remarkable achievements of undefeated UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion of the world, ‘Rowdy’ Ronda Rousey.

Casting fan-favorite mainstream crossover sensation Kleio Valentien as the 28-year-old Olympic medal winner and current world number one, Angel found a fighting fit champ all her own who could easily square up against any other woman in the business. For the flick she’s calling Ronda ArouseMe, Angel also cast Arabelle Raphael, Derrick Pierce, Moe “The Monster” Johnson, and Sammie Sixx in the crucial role of Rousey’s early rival “Miesha Taint” (as in Tate). And word, it seems, has been getting around. Not only has Angel’s upcoming parody been previewed in mainstream press publications NY Daily News, Toronto Sun, Complex, AskMen, and Daily Dot, but Ms. Angel was interviewed personally by TMZ Sports about the production’s origins and the fight-inspired moves learned by the cast in training.

Later speaking to AVN, Angel said she was overwhelmed by the attention. “It’s been so exciting. I think all of Ronda’s fans—and all of Kleio’s fans—will love this movie. I’m trying to get it edited as soon as possible so everyone can see it. It will premiere on in the near future.” Hey, Joanna, don’t get me wrong, I’m loving your recent Burning Angel efforts (Making the Band and Uber Mistake especially), but this next super-graphic, boundary-pushing porno epic really can’t come soon enough – and I’m not even a fight fan!

Until Ronda ArouseMe sees release via Burning Angel, you’ll find teases and previews all over Joanna and Kleio’s Twitter and Instagram feeds, which is where I found this image, just a little something to send every sport-bra-lover into a state of drooling incoherence. Have fun!


Big Winners, Big Women


The Biggie Awards, adult entertainment’s annual celebration of all things BBW (the women, the movies, the directors, the waistlines) went off without a hitch in Las Vegas this weekend past and, as expected, a new lineup of remarkable talents were decreed the best in the biz by their peers and fans. Before we run through some of those taking home Biggies this year, though, be sure to jump back a few weeks and read Mr. Pink’s preview of the event.

April Flores and Brianna Rose in Marshmallow Girls 2, 2015, Evil Angel
[April Flores and Brianna Rose in Marshmallow Girls 2, 2015, Evil Angel]

(Now, I really must make a minor complaint at this point: it appears BBWCon and the Biggie Awards crews are recovering from their events, as suggested by their lifeless social media profiles, the absence of convention floor footage on YouTube, and the minimal coverage given to the toast of the performing BBW community. Want greater recognition? Insist upon it!)

As reported by AVN, Odette Delacroix, this year’s winner of Best Fetish/Speciality site for and, strangely enough, quite a thin woman. Thanking the BBW community for opening their arms to a woman whose body type would normally exclude her from such an organization, Delacroix encapsulated what makes the BBW side of the adult industry so damn worth supporting: open-mindedness and community.

Now, onto some winners…

BBWcon Hall of Fame: Sapphire
BBW Media Outlet of the Year:
Director of the Year: Josh Stone
Studio of the Year: Sensational Video
Fan Favorite: Mandy Majestic
Newcomer of the Year: Kimmie KaBoom
XXX Performer of the Year: Eliza Allure
BBW of the Year: Vylette Vonne
Best Belly of the Year: Alexxxis Allure
Best Boobs of the Year: Kimmie Kaboom
Best Butt of the Year: Victoria Secret
Best BBW DVD Series of the Year: Scale Bustin’ Babes
Best Lesbian Scene of the Year: April Flores & Brianna Rose in Marshmallow Girls 2 (Evil Angel)

April Flores @ Evil Angel