Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

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Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

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Halloween Porno Preview

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Grab your spirit gum and reattach your fright masks, folks, ’cause Halloween is mere days away and the porn world is already celebrating with an advanced guard of salacious and scandalous hardcore encounters that stick very closely to a Halloween theme. No pumpkin-headed blowjobs this year, though, folks – at least, not yet. Thanks to a few forward-looking sites eager to set the cartoonish tone this particular festival tends to throw on our porno.

Reality Kings’ resident Milf-teen-boyfriend threesome site, Moms Bang Teens, kicked off its Halloween celebrations by sending young lovers Anastasia Rose and Chad White on a trick-or-treating mission to wicked witch Cory Chase’s house. The resulting “tricks” leave everyone pretty exhausted but with smiles on their faces.

At that irreverent and deviant of interracial hardcore networks, Dogfart, you’ll find Melissa Moore in her laziest sheep costume wielding an orange candy bucket. She wanders up to a neighborhood game of hoops and finds that her interruption earns her fourteen individual loads from the BBC-wielding ballers for a much messier, sticker, all-covering costume.

Over at Naughty America, zombie movie fan Nicole Aniston pranks two other movie buffs, scaring one off and leaving the other alone to occupy her time and orifices. Exotic4K, for its part, welcomes newcomer Jaye Summers in a scene appropriately entitled Halloween Anal that sees the bunny-costumed cutie toy her ass in preparation for a deep POV pounding.

Before the big night actually arrives expect another pair of blogs from Mr. Pink’s detailing not only the rest of the Halloween-themed hardcore slate set for us this year, but focusing on two of the most acclaimed and debauched studios and their unique All Hallow’s offerings. Brazzers and Burning Angel.

The Pornstar 411 on 420 Sex

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This week sees potheads planet-wide noting that ballpoint-marked marijuana leaf on their calendar and trying to figure out how to celebrate cannabis culture in a fresh new way. From vapers to brownie bakers, Sativa-lovers to Indica-men, everyone with more than a passing interest in weed seizes April 20th as the best opportunity to do so. This year, why not amplify your sexual experience with a little ganja, as directed by a handful of porn’s most enticing stoners.

Miko Dai, Abby Lee Brazil, Nina Elle and others spoke with RatedXLife about their fondness for combining cannabis and sexual activity. According to Nickey Hunstman (who does her best ‘stern, serious educator’ impression), using cannabis increases the levels of seratonin in your bloodstream, leading to increased pleasurable sensations. Not all pornstars were as illuminating as Hunstman, though, with Rachel Roxxx content to say it makes things “more smooth” and Abby Lee Brazil uttering four or five versions of “It’s great… feels good.” Abella Danger and Nina Elle gave some conflicting accounts of giving head while high. Ms. Elle claimed it produces in her mouth more saliva, leading to slobbery oral and an automatically moistening genital region. Ms. Danger, on the other hand, complained of cottonmouth and the lowered effectiveness of her cocksucking when so afflicted.

Kasey Warner and Anna Morna both detailed a few different reasons to inhale the green before getting down to business, Morna comparing sex while high to anal intercourse: “It’s weird the first couple of times but then you start to get used to it… and you like it!” Warner, on the other hand, finds each experience a new opportunity for pleasure, advising viewers to “smoke weed if you wanna come from getting your elbows rubbed.”