David Bowie – 1947-2016

David Bowie - 1947-2016

The recent death of musician/songwriter/actor/legend/space oddity David Bowie last week sent the music-loving world into mourning and, while the other recent rock ‘n’ roll deaths of Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister and the Eagles’ Glenn Frey also shook many of us, nobody had the effect that Bowie did. One crucial element of Bowie’s longevity and resounding influence is sexual. Declaring himself gay in 1972 then revising his identification to bisexual four years later, Bowie eventually regarded himself as a closeted heterosexual, someone who flirted with homosexuality and homoeroticism as a means of “flout[ing] moral code.” It was widely reported, however, that Bowie had an sexual affair with Mick Jagger during the late-60s and early-70s, lending a certain amount of credibility to his flirtation and identification with homosexual and bisexual culture and practice.

New York singer Ava Cherry claimed to have been the “filling” in a Bowie/Jagger “cookie” and Bowie’s first wife, Angie, famously claimed to not only have found her husband in bed with the Rolling Stones singer, but to have had one of the most blasé, indifferent reactions a wife could have: she made them breakfast. The two British singers collaborative 1985 hit ‘Dancing in the Street’ also raised questions about the truth of Bowie’s sexuality (and, less so, Jagger’s) after the pair spent a good deal of the music video’s runtime nose-to-nose writhing about in place.

Oh, and then there’s his alien penis and nipple self-tweaking habits.

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In Nicolas Roeg’s 1976 film, ‘The Man Who Fell to Earth’ Bowie plays a humanoid alien, Thomas Jerome Newton, who seems to spend half the film devising water transportation devices and the other half stark raving naked, touching his humanoid form in front of a mirror, and, as Mr. Man (the all-male Mr. Skin) notes, “surrounds his star with at least five women who are willing to show indisputable proof of their gender.” And, hey, if you’ve ever wanted to see the bare asses, penises, and scrotes of Bowie and legendarily cantankerous actor Rip Torn in the same movie, The Man Who Fell to Earth is it! While Bowie never showed his dong on film again, his backside made another notable appearance in the 1983 vampire flick, The Hunger, in which Bowie played the blood-sucking husband of Catherine Deneuve and shed his clothes once more.

For me, however, David Bowie’s sexual influence and power was never as subversive or as powerful as in Jim Henson’s 1986 fantasy film ‘Labyrinth.’ Bowie starred as evil goblin king Jareth, known for his cruelty, his roguish charm, his extremely tight tights, and the giant package stuffed into his pants. If the ‘Labyrinth’ was never part of your early viewing, here’s what you’ve been missing: Crotch Magic.

 

R.I.P. David Bowie – 1947-2016

 

A New Year Porno After-Party

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New Year’s Eve has something for everyone: romantics can flit around a party hoping for that dreamy midnight kiss, curmudgeons have even more to complain about than usual, drunks are supplied with all the booze they could want, and the most sexually eager of us have plenty of opportunities to present themselves as the first of a year-long string of good decisions. Then again, with many NYE revelers left feeling not only hungover but generally disappointed in the party, the people, the moment itself, perhaps a New Year’s Day pick-me-up is what’s required. Something to steady your stomach, stiffen your dick, and lift your spirits, sir?

Brazzers is never a no-show to a party and this one is no different. Quietly popping online yesterday as a NYE warm up, MILFs Like it Big invited a super-busty British redhead to its NYE party and then made the mistake of letting her get bored. Jasmine James shows what can happen when a lonely and bored woman starts opening her host’s bedroom doors during a raucous NYE party only to find a college-aged Chris Diamond beating his meat. “Now here’s a party game I can get behind,” she thinks and starts her 2016 off to a rather felatious start, wearing a little ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR’ tiara the whole time!

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Pushing the partying even harder, though, is Naughty America site My Friend’s Hot Mom. Not content to lap up the attention and gratitude given the host of a successful party, Julia Ann finds herself flirting with Eva Notty. Whisked off to a spare bedroom, Eva soon finds Julia’s advances irresistible (but quite surprising since they’re both allegedly straight), only to have the throes of their liquor-ignited passion interrupted by Axel Aces. Hell bent on preventing their guests from finding out about their little tryst – why? who cares? be yourselves, ladies! – the pair of MILFy sexual mavens ensure his silence with some attention all his own.

Eva Notty and Julia Ann

Now, if this pair of New Year’s porn updates don’t have you looking at the rest of 2016 more fondly, perhaps they’ll give a little perspective and put your own erotic pursuits on the right track. Or perhaps they represent mistakes of the past year, opportunities not seized or shitty situations let stand. Either way, as you contemplate the year ahead and at the very least start 2016 off with a self-applied orgasm with Brazzers and Naughty America as stimuli, remember to keep your thoughts, your desires, your very 2016 firmly in the Pink.

Happy New Year!

Club Seventeen Turns 40

For decades now Club Seventeen has managed to evade on very pointed question: why call yourself Club Seventeen when you’re filled with 18-year-olds? While a satisfactory answer will likely never come, the infamous teen porn emporium is concerned with something much more exciting than an explanation of the company’s name: its 40th anniversary.

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Launching online back in 1995 and in a long-running printed format before that, Club Seventeen has made providing fans with stellar teen hardcore and now hosts top-quality 1080p HD videos and immaculately clean high-res photo galleries, but that’s just business as usual for this veteran porn vendor. On December 5th from 11am-4pm CET Central European Time – or 5am-10am Eastern Standard Time – Club Seventeen’s live webcam site, Seventeen Live, will host a broadcast of truly epic erotic proportions, a forty-girl pool party complete with drinks, games, and oodles of nudity and frivolity. Club Seventeen and Seventeen Live members are invited to partake of the revelry via live webcam feed and watch as Party Girls #1 to #40 do their best to reward longtime Club Seventeen supporters and thank those who’ve only just now made the leap and signed up. While the names of the attending girls haven’t yet been revealed, portraits show them to be a thoroughly sexy bunch of Euro hotties, redheads and blondes and brunettes, slim girls and thicker ones… and there’ll also be cake!

Providing viewers with four live cameras and ten girls to each – although surely with so much intermingling you lose track of who started where and with what in their mouth – Club Seventeen’s 40th anniversary bash is bound to be rollicking good time and, for once, a porno party that we, the general viewing public, can actually attend. (Well, sort of.)

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