Brazzers’ Supreme Halloween Treats

Katrina Jade as Elvira

At this time every year, we in the porn world enjoy a brief deviation from the styles usually employed on-set and on-screen. With Halloween just around the corner, pornstars are no longer turning up to shoots in yoga pants and bralettes, instead hitting Spencer’s Gifts in search of the scariest (or is that sluttiest?) costume around to dazzle porn viewers with a Halloween fantasy they won’t soon forget. Some sites and networks jump on the Halloween train pretty damn early while others wait until the evening of the October 31st. Brazzers, one of porn’s more legendary production outfits, falls somewhere in between, leading into Halloween week with a tantalizing minor terror and lining up a lot more sexual insanity before All Hallows’ Eve finally shines its full moon down on our mortal souls.

It Swallows Staci Carr
One week before the ghouls (and girls) come out to play, Teens Like it Big saw sultry blonde Staci Carr star in the first chapter of multi-part Halloween special, It Swallows. Johnny Sinns’ various booty calls are unavailable and his last conquest has mysteriously died, only now her spirit straddles his boner like a succubus after three Vodka-Red-Bulls. Shot in a dark, anxious atmosphere with filtered moonlight pouring in through the windows, Carr drains Mr. Sinns with otherworldly skill. It Swallows: Part Two is due to hit Teens Like it Big the day before Halloween and this time will see Piper Perri searching for former lover Johnny Sinns who died under curious circumstances and left her alone and horny. Oh, but what will the midnight breeze blow in through Ms. Perri’s window but the stiff-dicked soul of her dearly departed? Carrying over the gorgeous ‘midnight’ photography from part one, the inclusion of this particular petite blonde should make for some steamy inter-dimensional smut.
 Veronica Vain vampire
Not one to simply dabble in a theme or style, Brazzers again takes Halloween further than any other porn sites, lining up another pair of dynamic horror-tinged fuckfests before the Trick Or Treaters beat down your door. This time the featured performers (or should I say victims?) are “Wall Street Porn Star” Veronica Vain and hot new fan-favorite Katrina Jade and each is given a concept worth every pixel of its 1080p HD videos. Ms. Vain is bored at Real Wife Stories as she waits for her husband to get dressed for a party. Slumped on the sofa, hubby stays downstairs while his wife lays down and dreams of a lover, who appears in the form of a classically-styled vampire (Johnny Castle) and promptly takes her to a whole new level of fluid exchange in Fucking With A Vampire. Katrina Jade’s Pornstars Like it Big scene carries the tittle ‘Midnight Titty Madness’ and sees the tattooed brunette channeling Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and putting her ‘two big pumpkins’ to work keeping horrifically costumed psycho-cocks Bill Bailey and Jesse Jones hard and thirsty and eager for fun.

Whatever you do on Halloween, it’s not likely to be as fun and nowhere near as wild as the scarily sexy treats Brazzers has in store for you.

More Halloween Happenings

Not long now, fuck fans, and every North American adult website worth a damn will be coloring its homepage black-and-orange, placing glowing pumpkin heads at every entrance, and only admitting those women who’ve come dressed for the occasion, every inner-slut’s favorite over-commercialized holiday, Halloween!

Along with the epic pornstar-attended party planned by AVN and due to open a inter-dimensional gateway to a fiery den of adult industry decadence – more info here – there’s also another big-time Halloween bash from a champion of sexual expression, New York’s Museum of Sex. Teaming with One Year Lease Theater Company for the October 31st event, the Museum will host costume contests, complimentary cocktails, light dining, raffles, live music from NY “indie, gypsy-ish, cabaret-ish, parlor rock” outfit Kotorino, and many more events, activities, tricks, and treats to put attendees in the partying mood. And, as always, there’s a premium VIP package for those that want to elevate themselves above the riff-raff, this time dubbed the ‘Indulge with Dionysus’ package and priced at $125 (alongside $65 and $40 standard VIP and general admission tickets, aka ‘Mingle with the Gods’ and ‘Soar with Aphrodite’). Dionysion acolytes willing to part with $125 for a Halloween party par excellence receive, among other pleasures, burlesque performances, a martini bar, appointed servers, ‘sinful party favors and decadent treats’, as well as the best seats in the house reserved for their asses and their asses alone.

Also getting into the spooky spirit this Halloween is everyone’s favorite proponents of martial infidelity, Kelly and Ryan Madison. Just released from Juicy Entertainment, Whore-ers of Halloween sees Natasha Vega, Casey Calvert, Staci Silverstone, Veruca James, Tysen Rich, and Luna C. Kitsuen all gussied up in sultry costumes and given the chance to milk Mr. Madison of his now infamous multiple loads. Cast as the meat in a Madison sandwich set in an Eyes Wide Shut-inspired Venetian-style occult orgy, Veruca James gets the couple to herself for a scene, as do Misses Kitsuen and Vega while the other starlets make do with Ryan alone, though that’s hardly a consolation prize.

Whore-ers of Halloween

And then there’s the horrific Donna T. Rumpshaker costume for women, unwisely produced by outlandish costumers Yandy, which can now be purchased for $69.95. Yes, seriously, and that’s not including the wig or baseball cap!

Donna T. Rumpshaker

Really, the less said about why anyone would possibly want to purchase such a costume for anything other than a woefully unfunny topical reference the better. Isn’t Yandy a “sexy costume” site? Surely even Trump’s staunchest supporters wouldn’t fuck a female doppelganger of the uncouth real estate mogul, would they?

Truly, truly scary ruminations here, folks, and there’s more to come from Mr. Pink’s as we inch closer and closer to All Hallows’ Eve.

Party with Pornstars on Halloween

Whenever Halloween rolls around at the tail-end of October, porn fans’ blood starts pumping a little faster, their mouths start to moisten, and those little hairs on the back of their necks stand to attention and all because Halloween brings not only candy and annoying, intrusive neighborhood brats banging on your door, it also brings pornstars’ costume choices to our impatient attention. Hitting Twitter and Instagram on All Hallow’s Eve usually results in some pretty racy outfits modeled by adult industry pros who put every other saucily-costumed woman to shame. I was happy with this arrangement as it helped me avoid crowds and police yet still marvel at the newly depraved depths Halloween costuming sinks to every year. But now there’s a far more enticing option…

AVN Halloween Porn Star Party

The inaugural AVN Halloween Porn Star Party planned for October 30-31st in Las Vegas aims to combine traditional Sin City revelry with the sultry glamour of Halloween and the unstoppable sexual force provided by more than 30 acclaimed adult performers, over 50 other costumed models, VIP attractions, topless entertainment, contests, and even special “playrooms” accessible only to VIPs. Set to take place at Artisan Hotel Boutique from 10pm to 4am both nights, attendees can expect to party with the likes of Ashley Fires, Joanna Angel, Sara Luvv, Kagney Linn Karter, Karlee Grey, Riley Reid, and everyone’s favorite sensai of fellatio, Dana DeArmond.

As you’d expect, tickets aren’t exactly easy on the wallet, but who’d ever imagine paying anything less than $200 to party with pornstars? Tickets range from your basic party admission package for $200 to a $450 VIP Pass that allows access to Topless Play Rooms and reserved VIP area. The premium package offers much more, though, as it should at $2,000-a-pop! Limited in number, these All Access Passes include two-nights accommodation, open bar, and all the perks of being a regular VIP, just with the irresistible addition of a “Porn Star Cocktail Party” and “dinner with porn star hosts.” Exactly what these entail remains to be seen, but the offer sure is impossible to ignore, vague wording and all.

So, did you have any plans for Halloween or are you only now considering leaving the house to revel with porn’s best and bustiest?

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