Adult Workers of the USA, Celebrate!

LA Direct ModelsThe first proposal for the celebration of Labor Day asked for “A street parade to exhibit to the public ‘the strength and esprit de corps of the trade and labor organizations,” and since it’s unlikely the general public will spend this coming Monday praising the work of those who suck and fuck on camera, don’t you think you, as an avid enjoyer of the pornographic arts, should do a little something to commend their tireless effort to fulfill your deepest sexual fantasies? LA Direct Models certainly thinks so.

Hosting a Labor Day Extravaganza at the Hollywood Playhouse on Sunday September 4th, porn’s premiere talent agency intends to honor porn’s hardest working women and men the best way the adult industry knows how – by partying their cotton socks off! Jerry Anders of co-sponsor Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, told AVN that the bash, which is hosted by big-bootied adult superstars Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose, is a chance “to celebrate all the hard-working people in the industry who keep it moving along all year, which is what the holiday is about.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Hats off to you, porn professionals, now party hard, take Monday off, then get your impeccable asses back to work! (Just be sure not to wear white lingerie.)

Something Novel, Something New

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Later this week porn professionals will descend upon sunny Pasadena, California to showcase their freshest wares and latest innovations in the realm of adult pleasure at the 2011 AVN Novelty Expo. Hosting more than a hundred exhibitors, from ASLAN Leather to XMYBOX, the ANE is when and where the makers of the world’s finest vibrators, dildos, pocket pussies, lubricants, condoms, lingerie, aphrodisiacs, sex furniture, lotions, and self-lubricating vibrating studded cock-rings gather ‘round the campfire to unleash their original erotic creations upon the salivating men and women of the adult industry. Also hosting some of the industry’s notable personalities discussing everything from the materials used to make your favorite dildos to the role bloggers and reviewers play in the current state of the adult industry. (Everyone’s favorite Asian BBW pornstar, Kelly Shibari, is speaking at that one. Feel like adding another reviewer/blogger/co-panelist, Kelly? Do ya?)

 Those in the LA area interested in attending better act quick. Proceedings begin on the morning of Thursday July 7th, peak with The “O” Awards on Friday night, and continuing on Saturday morning with a floor show that must be seen to be believed.

Don’t forget to return here to Mr. Pink’s Blog for a full rundown of all the “O” Awards news!

Porn on the 4th of July

Jesse Jane's Porn PartyWhen the calendar eventually ticks over to the end of June every year, Americans across the nation (or wherever they might be throughout the world) feel a collective surge of excitement and national pride for soon it will be the 4th of July. Independence Day: the one day every year on which citizens of the USA celebrate their hard-fought independence from Britannic rule. Symbolizing the United States’ fierce sense of national autonomy, these celebrations often include such staples of American culture as tailgating, fireworks, and proclaiming one’s support for the troops. If you’re looking for a party that doesn’t involve your in-laws, your sister’s horrible coleslaw, and watching reruns of Boston Pops’ performances of yesteryear, why not head out to a local adult nightclub? If Chicago’s V Live is any indication, clubs around the country will be throwing their very own 4th of July parties, but few will be able to match the Jesse Jane-hosted ‘Porn on the 4th of July’ party. Well, I suppose we’ll have to wait for photos from the event, which was held on Friday July 1st, to filter out into the cybersphere before we’ll get to see whether or not Jesse worked her new signature stripper pole on the V Live stage.

‘Porn on the 4th of July’ party aside, Jesse also hosts the 11th annual Skindependence party at the same venue, well, right fucking now, actually! Now, let’s see who else is going to step up and unleash some red, white, and blue, the 235th year of our independence. So far, it looks like only Reality Kings are celebrating. C’mon, America! Show your stripes!

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