Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 16th, 2017

mrpinksRocking’ and rollin’ through the annals of pornographic history, that’s us here at Mr. Pink’s, and this week we’ve got a double-shot of brand new porn reviews to keep your coins and your cock pointed in the right direction. Club Seventeen has long been devoted to young adult models frolicking through the European continent and it’s been keeping up the fine work lately, with a taste of Virtual Reality and 4K content creeping in. Cherry Pimps takes a slightly different approach to digitized smut, focusing on a handful of the most thrilling women working in porn today, celebrating them with their very own official Cherry Pimps sites, a load of prerecorded sex acts, and a strong schedule of live performances that you won’t want to miss. ’Til next week, porno fans, I remain your humble servant of hardcore entertainments!

Behold The Tremor!

Once in a while a new sexual aid or implement is released to the sexually frustrated public and unequivocally changes not only the arousal and orgasms of tens of thousands of people but the sex industry as a whole. In recent years the runaway success of the Sybian, the Hitachi Magic Wand, and the Tenga Egg have proven to be such items. Now, there’s something new and, well, potentially shattering invention already making a new for itself in the world of porn.

The Tremor

The Tremor is advertized as a “ride-on sex toy” somewhat similar to the Sybian but styled and geared toward more aggressive use. Embracing the words “rock” and “roll” and aiming to provide female users with fodder for their fucking-a-rock-star-in-a-swank-hotel-suite fantasies, the Tremor offers two controls to its seated dildo design: Rock controls vibration and Roll takes care of rotation. There’s even more guitar terminology attached: the insertable phallus that sits on top has been named The Whammy Bar, while a non-insertable textured hump know as The Bridge provides less penetrative pleasure. Already on the market and fetching a pretty penny, The Tremor may seem a little intimidating at first, but there’s some evidence you might want to check out before dismissing it entirely from your sexually-charged shopping list – and it’s ready for viewing at PornHub, no less.

PornHub saw the launch of a dedicated Tremor channel in early August, a channel hosting amateur and professional sex performers and their personal experiences using The Tremor. Don’t worry, it’s not just a verbalized version of an online product review – it’s very graphic. Loni Legend was the first to straddle “The Rock & Roll Sex Toy” and enjoy its movements. Followed by pseudo-reviews by Zoe Clark, Audrey Holiday, Kat Monroe, Reagan Lush, and an amateur performer known only as Riley, the channel gives a great overview of what The Tremor can deliver to an anxious snatch. And, with the unveiling of the first mainstream hardcore scene incorporating The Tremor, a Wasteland.com male-female sex scene starring Delirious Hunter, who claimed the device “rocks and rolls harder, faster and stronger than anything!”

More Tremor showcases starring porn performers of all levels are soon to arrive on the dedicated PornHub channel and, if banner ads pimping the device are any indication, there are a few very big names on the horizon. But, really, can The Tremor provide the most stereotypically rock-and-roll of all contemporary pornstars (Anna Bell Peaks) with something she hasn’t seen, felt, heard, or fucked before? You can find out for yourself at TheTremor.com.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 10th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we tackled a dynamic pair of porno entities well worth analyzing. One focused on the low down dirtiness of foot fetishism while the other dealt with some of the loftiest objects of lust in our ever expanding popular culture. Foot Fetish Daily produces a fine line of foot-focused porn that’s delivered in HD and offers unique takes on lower-limb love and lust. Mr. Skin, on the other hand, pulls the most famous celebrities into the porn world with screencaps, video clips, and custom tribute content all intent on capturing and celebrating their flirtations with onscreen nudity and sexuality. Next week things will take a bit of a turn towards nubile young adults and one big pimpin’ network you’ll soon know intimately. Until then, horndogs… think Pink!