Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 2nd, 2016

mrpinksGoing under the almighty Pink-O-Scope this week at Mr. Pink’s were My XXX Pass sites 1000 Facials and Immoral Live, legendary Hollywood studio Vivid, and Larry Flynt’s infamous porno empire, Hustler. Big names and big fun on all four sites, folks, and plenty of roaring hot action, from gagging blowjobs to high-end erotica, to be had. Here on Mr. Pink’s blog, we’re taking a look at Vixen, a new site from the creators of Blacked and Tushy, as well as the recent wave of Pokémon parody porn. Check it out and be sure to return to Mr. Pink’s for more analysis and review of whatever porn piques your interest. ‘Til next time… Think Pink!

Poké-men dig Strokémon

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Quit Pokémon Go for just a second and check this shit out! Not only has the latest iteration of the pocket monster phenomenon led to a larger game playing audience than any earlier Pokémon release, it has sparked a worldwide obsession that has Wall Street bankers and McDonald’s workers on the picket line both using their smart phones to ensnare the little digital critters. Even adult webcam performers leapt onto the Pokémon Go bandwagon, using cosplay and screen-sharing to enjoy the game with their fans. Now, naturally, it’s the mainstream porn world’s turn.

RK Prime, a newish Reality Kings site with no clear premise, unleashed its Pokémon parody on July 30th, an outdoor scene that saw Xander Corvus on a hunt for “Pikapuss” (Annika Eve in her second scene) and, upon finding her, fills her mouth beneath a tree then pulls her inside to slide into her yellow-outfitted snatch as she cries “Pika! Pika!” in pleasure.

Team Skeet also joined in the fun with a pair of Poké-focused scenes for Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies and starring Freya Von Doom and Cece Capella respectively. Freya arrived first, landing July 28th in her bright yellow “Pikahoe” outfit, ducking and dodging an eager trainer before respawning in his living room and exposing her very much pink and human orifices. For a change of pace, Cece Capella laid around in her Teen Pies scene, staring at a Pikachu plushie and daydreaming about catching one of her own. After dozing off, Cece wakes up to a real, living, already erect (but curiously human male) Pikachu who proceeds to bring her Poké-fucking fantasies to life.

You would think that with Pokémon Go roaring up the app charts and distracting every second pedestrian under the age of 55, this would be the prime Poké-parody era but, really, all three of the above listed scenes were outdone months and months ago by two distinctly different takes on the gaming phenomenon. Back in January of 2015, Cosplay Babes had busty British wonder Harmony Reigns dress up in her best Ash cap and grab her Pokéballs for an interracial hardcore fuckfest. It’s WoodRocket, the comedy-porn hybrid studio started by Lee Roy Myers, that still rules the porno Pok é-parody roost, though, thanks largely to the studio’s devotion to absurdity. Starring Rizzo Ford as Dikachu, a squirt-shooting female monster whose trainer, Gash (Tyler Nixon) carries quite an impressive package. Badly acted with questionable costuming and even a rather dire script, Strokémon takes the cake because it pushes further than simple cosplay and reimagines the Pokêverse as an utterly perverted playground for all kinds of sexual creatures, human and otherwise, without getting too close to some bizarre fucking fantasies. Dikachu might not look like an electrified rodent exactly, but you wouldn’t confuse her for 100% human either.

There’ll no doubt be more Poké-themed scenes and parodies on the horizon now that Pokémon Sun and Moon has been announced, so keep a beady eye trained at Mr. Pink’s for more info and analysis as they appear.

Lansky’s Vixen Unleashed

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Greg Lansky, creator of Blacked and Tushy and winner of Best Cinematography and Director of the Year at the 2016 AVN Awards, has unveiled his newest adult website, calling this broader, less niche specific venture Vixen.com.

Initially open only to current Tushy and Blacked members who were given a personal invitation to check out the new “high class erotica” site. Continuing his habit of casting today’s most desirable and authentically passionate performers, Vixen’s first wave of episodes saw Ariana Marie’s asshole filled by Christian Clay, Nina North pounded by Mick Blue, who also landed himself in a very sexy three way scene with Megan Rain and Riley Reid. Leah Gotti, Veronica Rodriguez, and the undeniable newbie Crystal Rae also appear in naturalistically photographed scenes that are never garish or overblown, instead offering subtle views of the bodies in motion. Unlike Blacked and Tushy, Vixen serves up sexual encounters with no guarantees except your arousal. Anal penetration, group sex, outdoor exhibitionism, girlfriend experiences, and step-vest scenes are all present here, making Vixen Lansky’s most thematically varied site to date.

The biggest coup of all, however, doesn’t concern a model’s anal debut or first all-black DP, but the very first appearance of “Library Girl” Kendra Sunderland in a hetero hardcore scene. That’s right, folks, the infamous Oregonian exhibitionist and convicted indecent exposer herself has made the leap from softcore to all-out fucking thanks to Lansky’s presumed persuasion. Going live today at Vixen, Sunderland’s first onscreen cock is the ever reliable Mick Blue and the pair share some sizzling chemistry aided by Lanksy’s cinematographic brilliance.

Vixen is now open to the public after a private trial period, updates six times monthly, and delivers Ultra-HD 4K videos with every update. Now discounted to only $9.95, Vixen insists on your attention and, if I were you, I’d cooperate.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 27th, 2016

mrpinksChoices, choices, choices! When it comes to porno these days, the Internet has us utterly spoilt for choice, but we here at Mr. Pink’s aim to narrow your searching and keep your adult entertainment of only the upper-most quality. Brand new porn site reviews published this week include new looks at My XXX Pass websites Throated and Only Teen Blowjobs, both excellent HD oral-only adventures, at the dense pornstar-focused Open Life network, and at Barely Legal, Hustler’s more youthful counterpart. Next week there’ll be more from My XXX Pass, some premium gay sites, and maybe even a little celebrity sex scandal or ten. Stay tuned, fuck fans!