Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 1st, 2016

mrpinksIt’s a rare week at Mr. Pink’s when we have the privilege to assess four truly outstanding sites in one week, but this week, dear reader, was such a week. Sure, we’ve all known about the excellent, insanely influential Bang Bros and Reality Kings networks for some time now (although they really are better than ever these days), so that’s not exactly news. The utterly awesome super-hardcore erotica of Colette and Hookup Hotshot’s social media fuck-a-thon, on the other hand, are porno revelations of major importance! Will next week be just as thrilling at Mr. Pink’s? With the porn reviews we have on the cards, yeah, I think it might be!

Cougars and Kittens and Wives, Oh My!

Naughty America

Naughty America has long been known as home of the MILFs, but recent efforts to recast the network in a more comprehensive light have worked wonders for one of porn’s most beloved networks. Bridging the generation gaps left by so many teen- or MILF-focused sites, Naughty America’s 45 online outlets provide fans of mature, youthful, and married women all with porno treats they’ll find more than adequate. As Naughty America is constantly evolving, adding new sites, and bringing in scorching hot new models, I figured now might be a good time to rundown the roster of the network’s hottest models in each of the above categories.

Cougars:
Found on more NA sites than my fingers can manage to capably type, middle-aged harlots intent on scoring some young stud’s hard-on are a typical trait of a Naughty America scene. Seduced by a Cougar, My First Sex Teacher, My Wife’s Hot Friend, Diary of a MILF, and My Friend’s Hot Mom have collectively brought us such cougars as Julia Ann, Emma Starr, Syren De Mer, and Monique Alexander, the latter in a fantastic Housewife 1-On-1 POV scene.

Kittens:
The younger end of Naughty America’s model spectrum can usually be found on such sites as Diary of a Nanny, Naughty Rich Girls, My Girl Loves Anal, Naughty Bookworms, and schoolgirl-themed Fast Times, as well as on a trio of sites that, if acted out IRL, would kill every relationship you have: My Friend’s Hot Girl, and My Sister’s Hot Friend, and My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend. An astonishing array of young talent can be seen here, maybe even beating the MILFS: Karla Kush, Sara Luvv, Samantha Rone, and the deliciously thick Priya Price would leave your girlfriend wracked with jealousy (if they really existed as shown here).

Wives:
Not content to focus solely on age, Naughty America has also set its salacious sights on that most sacred of institutions: marriage. As detailed by the super-sexy FFM threesomes of Wives on Vacation, the pre-altar adultery of Naughty Weddings, the infidelities of the Cheating Wives Club, and My Wife is My Pornstar’s extra-marital cuckolding hookups, Naughty America sure doesn’t seem like any place you’d want take your new bride on your honeymoon. (Not unless you were both drunk and, now sober, looking for an easy out…)

The age-old argument of whether art reflects society or society reflects art is once again a hot topic thanks to Naughty America’s absolute dedication to making us question our most intimate societal bonds. From our wives to our girlfriends to the guys they fuck behind out backs (and the women we fuck behind theirs), Naughty America offers the nation’s most bizarre social analysis and some of the world’s steamiest porn. That’s quite the combination!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 23rd, 2016

mrpinksThe shortest month of the year is almost over but Mr. Pink’s has still found a way to train our ‘scopes on some of the finest porn the World Wide Web has to offer. This week we looked at a trio of Bang Bros sites that all now feature 1080p HD and some of the finest fucking the network has to offer. Give Ass Parade, Big Mouthfuls, and Monsters of Cock a look ASAP, folks, and if you’re in need of a general adult video emporium that very nearly drowns you in quality smut, VideosZ, also gaining another review this week, is well worth your attention. Next week we’ll wrap things up with Bang Bros and find something fresh to examine, and it’s all for you!

Riley the Rapper

Adult Empire recently unleashed a rather surprising video to tantalize audiences as they await the next move from this year’s AVN statue-hoarder, Riley Reid. Why is it surprising? Because it involves Riley Reid, sexual marvel that she is, doing something with her mouth besides sucking, licking, or gulping down male emissions. Unfortunately for any serious fans of hip-hop, though, Riley also appears to be moving into scat!

Rapping rather predictably about her hotness, her money, her fondness for dick, and her internationally recognized sexual skills, Riley lets her flow trickle out for a solid one-minute-and-seventeen-seconds then leaves us to ponder her musical potential. Admittedly not the tightest rhymer – at times Riley sounds like her cheeks are pooling excess saliva and threatening to flood the mic; enunciation ain’t her strong suit – Riley also makes a potential misstep by tossing around the N-word like she’s Annette Schwarz and it’s some guys proverbial salad. Do people still care about white folks dropping N-bombs in their hip-hop attempts or only when they’re not filler words with no intention behind them whatsoever?

According to the armchair critics of Kanye To The, some Kanye West forum I found, Riley’s still got that certain something regardless of whatever any haters might say.

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The reason behind this rather odd little rhythmic tangent for Ms. Reid seems to be the impending release of Jay’s POV: Riley Reid, a 4K point-of-view experience that sees director Jay Rock live out many a viewer’s fantasy: 30 minutes performing and shootinging an intense sex scene with the one and only, the highly acclaimed, the musically unfortunate, the reigning AVN queen of 2016 herself, Riley Reid.

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