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Feeling Riley

Hot on the heels of her title shot feature Being Riley, which saw Greg Lansky guide the starlet through her first anal and double-penetration scenes, and on the eve of the launch of her official webpage Reid My Lips, the one and only spinner supreme Riley Reid has something else to celebrate – and not just her apparently successful New Year’s resolution: more anal. Riley, it was announced on the eve of the birth of 2016, would be the next adult performer to have her genitalia forever cemented in history with her very own Fleshlight sleeve.

Named Utopia and Euphoria, the twin sleeve set offers owners the chance to fill “Riley” vaginally or anally, the former offering “the perfect combination of ribbed pleasure and tight stimulation while the latter “grips you tightly at every inch” and was made for “intense pleasure unlike anything you have ever felt before.” And, you know, from the looks on the faces of the guys so capably filling Riley’s holy trinity of orifices in her Being Riley feature found at Tushy.com, I’d say that’s not a totally ridiculous statement!

Riley Reid seemingly spent two solid years talking about how small and unaccomodating her rear passage was, but now that 2016 is here, Riley, who is now previewing new anal scenes at Reid My Lips, is clearly all about her ass, and, whether Fleshlight-in-hand or Being Riley-onscreen, you should be all about Riley’s ass too.

A New Year Porno After-Party

New Year’s Eve has something for everyone: romantics can flit around a party hoping for that dreamy midnight kiss, curmudgeons have even more to complain about than usual, drunks are supplied with all the booze they could want, and the most sexually eager of us have plenty of opportunities to present themselves as the first of a year-long string of good decisions. Then again, with many NYE revelers left feeling not only hungover but generally disappointed in the party, the people, the moment itself, perhaps a New Year’s Day pick-me-up is what’s required. Something to steady your stomach, stiffen your dick, and lift your spirits, sir?

Brazzers is never a no-show to a party and this one is no different. Quietly popping online yesterday as a NYE warm up, MILFs Like it Big invited a super-busty British redhead to its NYE party and then made the mistake of letting her get bored. Jasmine James shows what can happen when a lonely and bored woman starts opening her host’s bedroom doors during a raucous NYE party only to find a college-aged Chris Diamond beating his meat. “Now here’s a party game I can get behind,” she thinks and starts her 2016 off to a rather felatious start, wearing a little ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR’ tiara the whole time!

Pushing the partying even harder, though, is Naughty America site My Friend’s Hot Mom. Not content to lap up the attention and gratitude given the host of a successful party, Julia Ann finds herself flirting with Eva Notty. Whisked off to a spare bedroom, Eva soon finds Julia’s advances irresistible (but quite surprising since they’re both allegedly straight), only to have the throes of their liquor-ignited passion interrupted by Axel Aces. Hell bent on preventing their guests from finding out about their little tryst – why? who cares? be yourselves, ladies! – the pair of MILFy sexual mavens ensure his silence with some attention all his own.

Now, if this pair of New Year’s porn updates don’t have you looking at the rest of 2016 more fondly, perhaps they’ll give a little perspective and put your own erotic pursuits on the right track. Or perhaps they represent mistakes of the past year, opportunities not seized or shitty situations let stand. Either way, as you contemplate the year ahead and at the very least start 2016 off with a self-applied orgasm with Brazzers and Naughty America as stimuli, remember to keep your thoughts, your desires, your very 2016 firmly in the Pink.

Happy New Year!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 1st, 2016

mrpinks Happy New Year, fuck-fans, and welcome to the last/first round of reviews for 2015/2016 – however you slice it, it’s a monumental moment! This week we took detailed notes and wrote up reports on Pacino Network Pass and Pacino’s Adventures, two Latina-heavy sites proving a man is what he makes himself to be – in this case a hyper-prolific stud. Another look at Japanese softcore site All Gravure proved just as charming and gently arousing as the last, while Total Teen Network, despite its name and bevy of sexy young models, failed to arouse much from this porn reviewer, neither compliments nor erections. ‘Til next time, folks, when we’ll have brand new porn reviews of Evil Angel’s most acclaimed and notorious sites, this is Mr. Pink signing off.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 22nd, 2015

mrpinks This is it, folks. That most merry time of the calendar year is upon us and in this, the last Mr. Pink’s update before Saint Nick drops down our chimneys and scarfs down whatever high-fructose cookie-based treat has the fat man roaring towards Type 2 Diabetes faster than Rudolph can carry him, we’ll take a good, hard, long look at ATK Galleria, ATK Petites, ATK Hairy, and ATK Exotics. Hell, it’s an entirely ATK week here at Mr. Pink’s, where the long-standing porno purveyor sees its sites analyzed and assessed by yours truly in brand new porn reviews. Over on our blog, I reported on the haul of Christmas-themed hardcore episodes (from the usual suspect) and point to a few last minute (and mostly virtual/digital/non-physical) gifts you might want to pass along to your porno-loving pals. Stay safe, enjoy yourselves, and return here with full bellies and enough cheer to last an eon for more up-to-date porn site reviews from your ol’ pal, Mr. Pink.