Looking Back From 2012 to… 1950?

The Screaming OThe year 2012 may have only just begun, but already a couple of adult companies are reaching back into the past to create memorable products. Harkening back to that classic era of kitsch Americana, the 1950s, The Screaming O’s 2012 calendar presents a dozen gorgeous babes posing in skimpy outfits as they bring your favorite fantasies to life. Whether sucking down a malt at the soda shop, skating over to the window of a ’55 Chevy Bel Air, or chewin’ on a piece of straw in cowboy boots, shorts, and a ten-gallon hat, these purebred American fillies point to moments in our nation’s history that are fondly remembered as showcasing the epitome of alluring femininity in a suggestive yet somewhat innocent fashion. “It may have been something as simple as a flirty glance, a romantic spark, or an instant attraction that left a lasting impression in our minds. These girls embrace the power of their sexuality with confidence and style,” tells The Screaming O’s Keith Caggiano, pinpointing the company’s M.O. “We always say, inside every girl next door is a Creaming girl at heart!”

Intimate apparel designers and manufacturers Seven ’til Midnight are also harkening back to an earlier time in America’s history, this time aiming squarely at the swinging ’60s with their brand new 2012 line of intimates. Set to debut in late January at Le Salon International de la Lingerie in Paris, the collection aims to bring fans of the recent classy Mad Men-inspired sixties styles into a more erotic arena, one filled with glamour, suggestiveness, and sophistication, by the time of its Valentine’s Day retail release.

As odd as it is that two leading intimate companies are jumping back in time fifty years or more at the beginning of a new year, both of these new offerings are bound to be big hits with consumers and professionals alike. Imagine someone like Natasha Nice or Alexis Texas in a slim-fitting ’60s-style black cocktail dress with garter and stockings underneath and tell me you’re not more worked up than Don Draper at an Equal Pay Act after party!

Happy Horny Holidays! Pt. 2

Kelly MadisonAs detailed in Mr. Pink’s previous holiday blog, the most prominent porn networks have been adding some sizzling Christmas-themed scenes over the past week and more are undoubtedly on the horizon. What of those pornstars whose websites don’t get quite as much traffic as the major players? What of women like Rachel Aziani and Kelly Madison. what of Wifey and Joanna Angel? Well, thankfully all of these luscious ladies are well and truly in the mood for celebrations of the most carnal kind. Here’s what you can expect from their personal dens of seasonal sexuality:

Rachel Aziani, the Omaha native with an incredible 34DD rack, is appears to be taking it somewhat easy this Christmas season, but she has managed to add one 569-image photo shoot to her site. Showing off her incredible physique, this breathtaking MILF is all gussied up in a kinky red, white-fur-trimmed lingerie outfit that’ll certainly get your sleigh-bells jingling!

– Not one to settle for second place, Kelly Madison added her very own hardcore tale that sees her covering for the sick Santa, delivering presents around the globe. Almost finished for the night, she stumbles across a guy in an elf costume who has very definite ideas about how he should thank this MILF-a-licious substitute Santa. (Hint: it involves lots of titty-fucking.)

– Wifey of Wifey’s World loves nothing more than dressing up in a sultry outfit or costume and coaxing a big juicy load from her husband’s cock, but this Christmas she has stayed in her civvies and sold herself to a lonely guy just so she could pay for Hubby’s Christmas present! After fucking her John and  taking all of his huge load, Wifey definitely earns her money. I just wonder what Hubby will think…

– Last, but most certainly not least, we have the LA porn scene’s favorite Jew keeping up her annual tradition of throwing a dreidel into the otherwise Christmas-focused seasonal adult entertainment offerings. That’s right, folks, Joanna Angel celebrates Hanukkah with eight special gifts, each one a stiff dick with which she gladly plays. Instead of spreading the fucking out over eight sex-crazed nights, Joanna feasts on this octococked team of guys in one hell of a gangbang. Ay-yay-yay, whatta woman!

From all of us here at Mr. Pink’s, we wish you, dearest readers, a safe, happy, and sexually satisfying holiday season, whatever your affiliation. Here’s to the end of another great year in pornography!

Happy Horny Holidays! Pt. 1

Nicole AnistonWith Christmas rapidly approaching, you’re not doubt stressing over gifts for loved ones, meal preparations, what to do if you run out of beer on the 25th, and how to avoid your Father-in-law’s constant belittling of your career choice and financial stability (or lack thereof). Thank ol’ Saint Nick the greatest porn networks of the WWW have started celebrations a little early by providing you with Christmas-themed hardcore scenes that take the edge of the all-too-common holiday season blues. Here’s a rundown of what you’ll find on the ‘net’s smuttiest domains:

Brazzers kicked things off with a bang on December 20th on Teens Like it Big, where you’ll find gorgeous young Lexi Bloom sitting on Santa’s lap and feeling something press against her thigh. Soon enough, Lexi receives a very special face-covering gift from ol’ Saint Nick! Over at MILFs Like it Big, black-haired, busty scrooge, Lesley Zen is taken to task by Keiran Lee for her lack of Christmas spirit.

Reality Kings serves up a solid pair of holiday-themed fuckfests, the first of which is on lesbian site We Live Together. Bree Daniels, Sammie Rhodes, and Chloe Lynn agree to exchange presents early, but Bree and Sammie race ahead and try out their brand-new dildos on Chloe before she even has a chance to unwrap her gift. Euro Sex Parties keeps it festive with Rebbeka and Vanessa Gold distracted from their tree decorating by two guys bearing presents of a highly unusual nature.

– Not to be outdone by those zany Europeans, the Naughty America team have already thrown up one fantastic Christmas scene on their Naughty Office site, with another one, this time for My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend arriving on the 23rd. The former stars newcomer Paige Turnah as an office drone who giddily drags her studly co-worker away from the Christmas party for some private celebrations; the latter sees a unfathomably sexy Ms. Claus (Nicole Aniston) double-teamed by two studly elves when they’re supposed to be helping her cart toys to an orphanage.

Now, if only you get that WiFi-enabled tablet computer you asked for, you can escape to the bathroom when it all gets too much, lock the door, and vicarious plunder the pussies of Santa’s foxiest little helpers while your family muses about whether potato salad should or should not include bacon bits.