Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 25th, 2015

mrpinksLast week it was all uncensored Asian smut and the most deviant BDSM porn on the planet. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, it’s all… uh, well, we’ve got more pretty Japanese sluts in fully explicit uncensored glory thanks to AV Idolz and another dual dose of perversion with Taboo 18 and the Fetish Network’s utterly devastating kinkiness. Throw in a curious new teen site from the Zero Tolerance crew called Babysittered and you’ve got a pretty solid week of extreme sexual perversity, rare Asian treats, and babysitters more concerned with learning how to suck a dick properly than change diapers or correct homework. Gee, I wonder if next week we’ll be bringing just as much unique sexuality to your screen and assessing its worth so you don’t have to. (Fuck Yeah. What is this, some lesser porn review site? No sir, this is Mr. Pink’s!)

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: Videobox

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Oh, you wanna talk ‘must have’ porn sites, huh? Those adult vendors that’ll devastate your libido and keep you indoors for months on end, that’s your specific area of interest? Well, it’s a good thing you stopped by ’cause Mr. Pink has another doozy for you, but it’s not one of the usual studio sites, no sir. Where some porn sites favor original productions and exclusive availability, others simply want to provide with access to a huge amount of porn, preferably of good quality, at a decent price. Chief among these is the legendary Videobox, home to more than twenty thousand DVD releases, each of which has been digitized, had its cast, creators, and content detailed and described, cataloged according to niche sexual interest, and placed on this awesomely enormous site for streaming and downloaded viewing. Yeah, you read that right: 20,000 DVDs!

Boasting one of the most highly evolved interfaces in porn, Videobox is a joy to use, guiding you as it does from one area of interest to another with minimal fuss, from one current starlet to a legend of the Golden Age, from the standard archive (which features titles from the best and brightest studios in adult entertainment) to the licensed Channels providing Elegant Angel, Kink.com, Reality Kings, Evil Angel, Vivid, Soft On Demand, and Club Tranny content for those willing to pay a modest additional fee. On most sites and networks, members tend to leave upper-tiers of membership alone and make do with the basic access package. While doing that at Videobox will still provide any viewer with an astounding array of great porn, indulging in some more targeted masturbation fodder proves almost impossible to resist. After all, sign up for Vivid’s Videobox Channel and you’ll have almost 1000 additional movies bringing nearly 5000 extra scenes to your fingertips. And the cost? Only $15 a month.

Whether sticking with the basic membership or adding whichever upgrades prove hardest to resist, Videobox is not only reasonably priced, it’s almost stupidly affordable. Single months can be had for $15-a-pop while longer stays see discounts pile up and really make a difference. How many adult sites of such a sterling reputation will let you inside for as little as $8-a-month and still offer you the chance to win a Roku set-top streaming device with which to broadcast your favorite Videobox scenes all over your presumably giant television, huh? Very fucking few, that’s how many.

Nobody beats Videobox and, these days, it almost seems like there’s nobody game enough to even try. Long may you reign, Videobox!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 18th, 2015

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So, man, you like Asian babes? What about brutal bondage sessions and lesbian dominatrixes? Well, lucky for you, Mr. Pink’s has it all this week! Our latest slate of brand new porn site reviews sees JAV HQ and My Cute Asian tackle professional and amateur Asian hotties in totally uncensored style – with more steamy Asian porn to come next week! Also going under the Pink-O-Scope were two of Fetish Network’s finest sites: the hetero takedowns of Sexual Disgrace and unexpected brutality of Strapon Squad’s invasive female dommes. Come back for more next week as Mr. Pink’s examines the rest of Fetish Network and another pair of fine, uncensored Asian porno!

Beating on a Budget! with Club Seventeen

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Club Seventeen, a very adult site featuring very adult (but young) women in all kinds of erotic situations and states. Why Club Seventeen carries such a controversy-baiting name is beyond me, but having reviewed the site a few times, your ol’ pal Mr. Pink is in the perfect position to recommend such a site. And recommend I do, though not only because of Club Seventeen’s miraculously sexy babes or the salacious self-pleasuring they get up to on this exclusive site. Club Seventeen also offers discount so huge it’s usually reserved for the Black Friday stampedes. One month at Club Seventeen would usually set you back €27.95 but can now be had for a meagre €9.95. And, since we’re not based in Europe, I’ll do you the courtesy of converting currency to something more local… how does USD $11-a-month sound?

THE MATH:
Discounted by 65% exclusive for Mr. Pink’s readers, at the now-$11-a-month Club Seventeen, you might no be expecting much. You’d be misguided, however, as this teen porn site to end all teen porn sites currently boasts 4375 exclusive videos and 8008 photo galleries. If you’re a video man, you could consider each one to be priced at a quarter-of-a-cent (0.25¢) each. If you’re devoted to still photos and are interested in them alone you could measure Club Seventeen’s value by the fact that each gallery essentially costs 0.13¢. Fans of photo and video porn are the biggest winners, of course, with each item in the combined Club Seventeen collection virtually costing 0.08¢, a stupendous bargain, a pittance, an unmissable sale!

Club Seventeen’s decadent teen Europorn has never looked better or been more affordable. So, unless you’re a granny fan, I’d head over to Europe’s preeminent purveyor of porn before this incredible offer disappears faster than pubic hair on millennials!