Since the celebrity sextape has waned in popularity over the last 18 months, partially as a result worldwide guilt associated with The Fappening, the pseudo-authentic DIY or homemade sextape has undergone some fairly radical changes. Most obvious and troubling of all, the tendency of celebs to shoot obviously cultivated self-starring pornography, sell distribution rights to an established adult entertainment group, then sit back and proclaim themselves a victim of theft or malicious cyber-snooping. Most recently, though, we’ve seen sextapes take an even stranger turn, albeit one that’s resulting in far more accomplished and appealing movies.
At Sextape Lesbians, porn’s most stunning newcomers are making sextapes, but not like those seen in Manuel Ferrara’s Raw or Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary over at Evil Angel, where established pornstars shoot themselves (as themselves) enjoying off-set sex. Sextape Lesbians’ producers made a few very good decisions early on: cast young up-and-comers, utilize new camera technology like smart phones and GoPros, have the girls shoot their own scenes, and present each scenario as a mix of reality and fantasy. Shooting scenes in sunny backyards, by the poolside, in luxurious hotel bathrooms, and the beds of the boyfriends and husbands they’re suddenly no longer interested in, Sextape Lesbians sees erotically-charged and believably natural kissing, fondling, caressing, and fucking that’s by equal measure tenderly romantic and fiercely carnal.
And the best part of the sextape trend shuffling over to pornstar productions? At least these people can fuck!
European hardcore networks litter the Internet like drive-through photomats once littered the parking lots of North American strip malls, but how do you discern the worth of one from the other? How do you filter out the untranslated, unintelligible drivel pouring out of many Eastern European states to leave only the highest quality Euro-smut? Why, by heeding the advice of your go-to porn advisor, Mr. Pink, of course! And there’s one particular Euro-hardcore network that’s proven quite popular around the office, a network with some peculiar sexual habits and a giant-cocked Panda: WTF Pass.
Home to eleven sites – College Fuck Parties, Pickup Fuck, Hard Fuck Girls, Porn Weekends, Dolls Porn, Public Sex Adventures, HD Massage Porn, Panda Fuck, The Art Porn, and Meet, Suck & Fuck – WTF Pass may indeed leave the average porn viewer muttering “What the fuuuuck?”, erection-in-hand as they stare at a twelve-person orgy in the middle of a forest, extreme double-penetrations, on-bus blowjobs, and, yes, even sex with a guy in a strap-on-equipped Panda costume. There’s no doubt WTF Pass presents a wide and quite weird variety of hardcore thrills, but is it plentiful enough to warrant your patronage? With close to 2000 scenes online, I dare say it is, but let’s find out for sure.
WTF Pass usually charges its members $34.95-a-month for access privileges, but with Mr. Pink on the case, and a discount on the cards for readers, this adventurous Europorn network is now more affordable than ever: only $19.95-a-month! Just how does that work out on a scene-by-scene basis? Let’s the the calculator and muster up some numbers! WTF Pass’s eleven networked websites each come out to a cost of just $1.80-a-month each, a bargain by anyone’s standards. The 1865 scenes currently on offer (including both video and photo content) each come to barely more than one cent each, 1.07¢ to be exact. One cent for a 50-minute outdoor six-girl, four-guy orgy, a Panda-blowing teen slut, or tender and romantic ass-fucking on a four-poster bed.
It’s rare to find such a boldly debaucherous Euro network offering such affordable memberships, so be sure to give WTF Pass some serious consideration while the bargain-priced membership is still available. (But be sure to check out our fully detailed WTF Pass website reviews right here at Mr. Pink’s before you do!)
Variety, it has often been said, is the spice of life. That same is true, of course, when you limit your view to pornography. Without the occasional double-anal, ten-guy blowbang, or lesbian fisting sessions, porn would be rather dull and repetitive, merely presenting the same sexual situations over and over, only the performers and scenarios changing. Webcam porn, however, is at its very core an adaptable medium allowing both performer and customer the chance to tailor a show to their specific tastes and requirements. And, with plenty of new webcam sites hitting the WiFi-waves every few months, pornographic variety has never been stronger. At Spicy Webcams, it’s also never been quite this hot!
Spicy Webcams seems determined to overcome its relative inexperience as a new addition to the webcam world, promising its visitors a free membership that allows basic chatting and viewing of cams. In short, the perfect enticement to check out Spicy Webcams for yourself. As I do with most new cam sites that appear, I signed up and took a look through Spicy Webcams’ models and shows, finding a strong mix of nationalities, languages, physical types, and personalities on display. From GrannyInBed to BritneyBootyXO, from StrictUKMistress to KimmyLoves2Play, all models are granted profile pages often filled with saucy photos, personal comments, and even prerecorded cam shows available to all members in good standing.
And, hey, if you wanna feel like the most sexually experience man on Earth, bide your time and choose the right room and you’ll soon find yourself in the company of fellow members eager to confess their virginal inexperience and ineptitude to their chosen cam girl. Conversely, you also get the occasional dickhead saying rude and insulting things to the models just to get a reaction. Ignore your more obnoxious fellows, y’all, and set a good example by treating models with respect and courtesy as you pay them to debase themselves in your honor.
Spicy Webcams Frequent Fucker Program rewards those repeat customers who spend a significant amount on tokens to tip and take private their favorite gals. A bit more information about the rewards program would be very helpful, but Spicy Webcams has basically laid it out as follows: every time you purchase credits (€1 ea.) you’re given bonus miles (approximately one mile per ten credits purchased). When you’ve amassed ten bonus miles you become a Sexy Silver member and receive mild bonuses and discounts. After Silver comes Sexy Gold and finally Sexy Platinum, which earns devoted viewers 200 bonus credits, a 5% credit bonus with every purchase, and Happy Hour webcam shows for only 20¢-per-min.
With more and more people, porn fans and newly interested adults both, flocking to webcam sites to get their virtual rocks off, Spicy Webcams’ loyalty program could be the clincher that puts it over other new cam sites. Personally, I’m looking forward to coming back in a month or two and seeing what new models have arrived. Those already camming their panties off at Spicy Webcams do represent a range of styles, kinds, and personalities – and there’s certainly plenty of ‘em, more than 800 online at a given time – but once the highly-motivated self-employed entrepreneurial webcammers find their place here, Spicy Webcams will really hit its stride.
A few years ago it seemed every female celebrity with any amount of drooling, ogling fans was the rumored subject of a homemade sextape, a pornographic movie shot by the participants who, aside from their noted celebrity, are otherwise everyday folks, not professional adult performers. You and your girlfriend shot some shaky iPhone footage that time on the commuter rail, right? Boom – that’s a sextape (although probably not a very good one). Stick a celebrity in an explicitly sexual situation and you’re looking at guaranteed millions in sales! Just ask Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee (or Brett Michaels) or Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. Their sex tapes launched endless imitators but also landed them (or their jilted ex-lovers) hefty distribution contracts and the resulting profits. Then came Farrah Abraham…
The MTV Teen Mom hired James Deen to join her in shooting an allegedly authentic sextape that was soon revealed to be as orchestrated and emotionless and most celebrity ventures. Cue the backlash. Once one of America’s most ridiculed young women made a blatant attempt to cash in on her “private” sex life, sextapes seemed to become passe almost overnight. Abraham’s second sextape, 2014’s Farrah 2: Backdoor and More, was also beaten out at the recent 32nd AVN Awards by, of all people, the queen of MTV has-beens, Tila Tequila. While it’s clear both women produced their “amateur” sextapes for commercial release, not to privately record intimate moments, Abraham’s continued lies about the production, generally condescending and dismissive attitude towards the adult entertainment community, and the fact that Tequila not only included some backdoor action, but also its stars ejaculatory prowess. Undeniably inching closer and closer to actual pornography in the conventional sense, sextapes seem all but dead as a commercial adult, more so over at Vivid.
A new post-breakup haircut or wardrobe can bring you back from the brink of obsession and depression, enlivening your existence with the hope of prosperity, romantic or otherwise. In short: everyone needs a new look now and again. Kink.com, the most notorious adult website operating on U.S. soil, is no different. Having tackled most every conceivable (legal) fetish, kink, and sexually adventurous act, the San Francisco-based studio has obviously decided a new look is the best way to celebrate its continued success. Inviting a select group of loyal members to check out the new online digs, Kink has opened the doors to a beta version of its new website. Always interested in where Kink is headed, I stepped behind the red velvet rope and took a look-see for myself.
Quite clearly designed with tablet and smart-phone use in mind, Kink has dispensed with the majority of the text that once greeted members, instead thrusting them into an image-based update listing that’s more vibrant and eye-catching than ever. Hovering your cursor over each update (in the form of thumbnail images) strangely doesn’t bring any more information to light; for that you’ll have to make a selection and check out the viewing page. Video streams and download options are all easily accessible and see the same dedication to visual quality that has made Kink the Internet’s go-to BDSM dungeon. If you select a video stream other than that automatically presented on the page, it’ll open not in that same window but in a new tab.
Performers could still be given more info-rich profiles and there’s plenty of room for keyword tags (in a cloud?) and other one-touch navigation tools, but Kink’s certainly onto a good thing as far as clarity and ease-of-use is concerned. Tablet users will love the larger, more vivid thumbnails and the simple menu sidebar, but there’s still some changes to be made. Kink knows this, too, which is why the design is still in beta mode; they’re working out the, uh, kinks. If you’d like to help guide porn’s boldest and baddest fetish workers towards a brilliant new look and greater functionality for your preferred device, you know where to go to sign up, and start making the most of being a Kink.com member at the dawn of 2015.