After last weeks’ review of GirlsWay, completed for Sugarcookie as part of a recurring Mr. Pink’s guest spot, reignited our fondness for tastefully done all-female pornography, it was agreed that the focus on GirlsWay would continue – and not without purpose! As always at Mr. Pink’s, we keep our nose to the ground and sniff out the best discount deals on porno that we rate as among the best. When a discount can’t be found, we’ll negotiate one ourselves and, when it comes to GirlsWay, we’re thrilled to invite our readers to enjoy a super-cheap month of the world’s best all-female smut.
Now discounted from $29.95 to $14.95, one month of GirlsWay membership allows you to enjoy every single mini-epic, sex tape, or otherwise stylized sapphic meeting at a crazily low cost. In High Definition formats of 720p and 1080p, streaming and downloadable, GirlsWay delivers 1362 individual scenes, some of them part of feature films and mini-series. At the current discount rate, this brings each scene to a paltry 1.09¢ each, an absurdly affordable rate when you consider just how rife all-female porn once was (and to a certain degree, still is) overrun with far from excellent photography, third-rate performers, and the artistic adventurousness of a cum-caked gym sock. This sub-$15 price only lasts one month but that should be ample time to see where many of the recent positive developments in all-female porn first took hold, and realize that neither the studio nor the site show any signs of backing off such attempts at excellence.
As many of us gear up for another 24-hour booze-fest allegedly (somehow) paying tribute to all Irish everywhere this St. Patrick’s Day, we at Mr. Pink’s are proposing abstaining from partying and instead staying home with Jade Kush, Honey Gold, and the Bang Bros – details on our blog! This week’s reviews focused on two “types” of women long regarded as porno outliers: the over-thirty-five and the “overweight.” FTV MILFs showcases a bevy of beauties a little more mature than your usual FTV Girls models, and does it in marvelous 4K Ultra-HD videos and high-res galleries leaning softcore but offering harder stuff, too. Jeff’s Models favors women who tip the bathroom scale further than porno standard, celebrating their abundant bodies and generous appetites in 1080p HD hardcore sex scenes, from solos to orgies. Next week will see a new offering from Fetish Network and the official site of a French producer/director renowned the porn-watching world over both investigated by Pink. Join us, smashed, trashed, hungover, or otherwise, won’t you?
The one day every year on which everyone (of a certain level of intoxication) claims to be Irish, St. Patrick’s Day, is right around the corner and (if you’ll allow your faithful porn critic to offer his suggestion for your Saturday) the online pornosphere is already donning tight green hot-pants, getting loaded on whiskey and Guinness, and throwing itself at you, the nearest available warm body, in search of some company. What do you say, folks? Care for a boozy romp with two bold new porno revelations courtesy of our ol’ pals the Bang Bros?
First to arrive at Bang Bros HQ this St. Paddy’s Day season, landing at Bang Bros 18 on Wednesday, was a curvaceous, thick-lipped expert cock-rider, sultry Chinese-American newcomer Jade Kush, who threw herself at her scolding stepfather in lieu of taking her ultra-slutty outfit to a party as planned. Ryan McLane takes the reigns and has the Chicago-born Ms. Kush sliding up and down his glistening shillelagh with the camera capturing some stunning rear-end shots.
Having avoided the total absurdity of much holiday porn in its first offering, Bang Bros leaves it to Brown Bunnies and the always enthusiastic Honey Gold to bring the funnies. Left alone to dress before a big party – perhaps the same one Jade planned to attend; do I smell a threesome? – Honey gives the camera some lusty body-shots as she squeezes into a tight white top and green booty shorts, spied on the whole time by her peeping pervert of a stepbrother. Busting him at her barely-cracked bedroom door, she insists on teaching the little fucker a lesson. peeling off her shorts and straddling his face, Honey forces him to devour her “pot of gold” as, again, we’re treated to glorious low-angle shots of her slender body cavorting against his mouth. Soon, she’s demanding cock and sucking it through a literal pot of (fake) gold, squirting on her nice clean bedspread, and taking her kinda-sorta-relative’s load on her tongue, gold coins strewn about her body and the floor.
Now, I know the lure of free-flowing liquor and shit-faced revelry is strong – believe me, I know, I’m sometimes tempted belt out It’s a Long Way to Tipperary after a few too many Connemaras – but with utter pornographic delights such as the two women featured this week at Bang Bros, who needs sunlight, social activity, or genuine human contact, Irish or otherwise?
Bang Bros review