Beating on a Budget with Puffy Network!

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We’ve seen all kinds of pornography cross our desks here at Mr. Pink’s, from the most tepid and tedious “couples” porn to trans-women gorging themselves on ejaculating massive dildos, but there’s only ever been one site that we’re aware of that dealt in the curious genre of pussy classification: Wet and Puffy. And, while watersports have seen a new acceptance since the kink revolution occurred a few years back, there’s been precious few sites dealing with urination as (ahem) cleanly and vividly as Wet and Pissy. Variety is also important, especially if you’re not a big pissing or pussy-spreading fan, which is why the Puffy Network rounds itself out with a blowjob site, Eurobabe Facials, and a more general hardcore effort complete with facial/oral climaxes as standard, We Like to Suck. This is starting to sound like a fairly tasty package, wouldn’t you say? And, at Mr. Pink’s nice price of just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
None of Puffy Network’s sites are huge, not exactly, but when bundled together they form quite an impressive collection. The largest site, Wet and Puffy, holds nearly 700 scenes while the smallest, Eurobabe Facials, holds just 44. All four sites’ archives combine to bring you 1196 scenes in total which, at $19.95 for your membership, rings up to just 1.67¢-per-scene or fifteen scenes for a quarter!

Wander on over to check out our recent reviews of Wet and Puffy, Wet and Pissy, Eurobabe Facials, We Like to Suck, and the whole dang Puffy Network to find out if it’ll be a good fit for your fucking entertainment and indulge, baby, indulge at a price that won’t last long.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 19th, 2016

mrpinksNot only is Mr. Pink’s bringing you a steaming slab of new porn site reviews this week, but we’re also celebrating the smokingest day of the year, 4/20, with a review of the reasons why pornstars love smoking out before being eaten out. (Oh, and Holly Michaels is back!) As for reviews, this week we checked out Puffy Network and its We Like to Suck fellatio-fest, as well as classy UK softcore site Glamour Idols, and the website formerly known as The Art of Blowjob, now called Blowjob Empire. How did these porno purveyors fare against Pink’s strict criteria of fappability? Read ’em and find out, folks, then head back here next week for more of Mr. Pink’s Patented Porno Point-of-View!

The Return of Ragin’ Holly Michaels

Before pornstars started flocking to webcams instead of studio shoots and before dildo.deepthroat was a hugely popular tag, the Porn Pros network gave us a taste of porno trends to come with this remarkable moving image of a then-newbie adult actress.

Holly Michaels

Hailing from Arizona, Holly Michaels first appeared on the adult scene in mid-2011, shooting a handful of exclusives for Porn Pros before embarking on an industry takeover that saw her ascend to the heights of porno popularity while exploring the depths of her own depravity. Gagging deepthroat blowjobs, anal sex and DPs, even brutal gangbangs and BDSM sessions… Holly did it all before apparently retiring back in 2014. Supplementing her savings with MyFreeCams webcam shows and maintaining interaction with fans and former colleagues, Holly never quite disappeared. And now…?

Announcing her comeback via Twitter and currently accepting bookings through her agency, OC Modeling, Michaels is making a welcome return to mainstream porn, but with monumental efforts like her Elegant Angel gangbang, a barrage of intense scenes for Kink.com, and more internal stuffing than a Thanksgiving turkey, what is left for this incredible performer to engage in. What can elevate Holly Michaels to even hotter status than she was pre-sabbatical? If you ask me (and you kinda did), it’s Holly’s enthusiasm, believability, and accessible everyday qualities that give her such immense appeal. Taking two BBCs anally while gagged and bound is just the icing on the cake.

Watch this space for details on Holly’s impending return as they come to light. In the meantime, you’ve got dozens of excellent scenes starring this undeniable fox, so why not bring yourself back up to speed and be reminded of what porn lost when Holly Michaels stepped back from the spotlight for three of the longest years this reviewer has professionally endured. Welcome back, Holly!