Halloween Porn Parade Continues

Every year we get a modest serving of Halloween-themed porno for our holiday self-entertainment needs. This year, however, was a little different. After bringing you blogs highlighting the All Hallows antics of Babes and Brazzers, there’s one last online house of ill repute that requires some kudos for its Halloween efforts this year. That studio, friends, is home to a bevy of today’s best teen-heavy hardcore sites and is most commonly known as Passion HD.

Ariana Marie

This year on its Passion HD, Tiny4k, Nanny Spy, and SpyFam websites, the network threw up four damn fine celebrations of every girl’s favorite holiday excuse to wear something cartoonish and slutty. First to arrive and landing at the brand new SpyFam, subscribers were treated to newcomer Jade Kush all gussied up as D.Va from Overwatch as she encounters a cowboy and rides him for a memorable Halloween hoe-down, all of it caught on a mix of standard cameras as CCTV-style footage for that extra voyeuristic touch.

Halloween Hookup followed at the flagship Passion HD site, bringing Ariana Marie to the lineup once again, this time as a foxy little Dorothy Gail of Kansas, who, sensing some sparks with her Scarecrow companion, hikes up her gingham dress and lets the brainless boner-sporting haystack pound her senseless.

Tiny4k welcomed another Passion HD veteran, dressing Adriana Chechik up as Wonder Woman and inviting her to work one of the studio’s biggest in-house boners after dropping her broadsword and shield, and deciding to fuck, not fight her way through another All Hallows’ Eve.

Last to grace the network’s updates page in full costume and associated regalia was Aidra Fox, appearing in Nanny’s Halloween Party Plans Busted by Dad at the also brand-spanking-new Nanny Spy. Hired to watch his spawn on Halloween night, the irrepressible Ms. Fox instead betrays her employers confidence and goes out to party. When he arrives home and figures it all out, his temper can only be dissuaded by one thing: a marvelous cock-working by his failed babysitter.

After this year’s barrage of costumed carnality, the reasons for which I still can’t quite figure, you’re probably going to need a rest from such lunacy and instead desire something a bit more sane. Next week, I assure you, Mr. Pink’s will deliver exactly that. Until then, rest your candy-addled body and save some stamina for the rest of the year, why don’t ya?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 2nd, 2017

mrpinksA pinch and a punch for the first of the month, folks, and I hope your Halloween was as enjoyable as the sativa-soaked Treehouse of Horror marathon I spent in my pajamas. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two very, very different sites. Pimp.XXX is a burgeoning super network hosting top pornstars in niche hardcore scenes delivered to you not only in 1080p HD but 4k Ultra-HD resolutions, too! Nightclub.EU can’t boast such pristine visual quality, but it does feature a wide range of licensed and original (but mostly licensed) smut from around the world. From German watersports to Californian anal spinners, it’s all here and streaming to your computer, smart TV, or AirPlay device. That should keep you all busy until next week, but if not, there’s a ton of Halloween porno gracing the ‘net this year and the best of it is featured on our blog; why not wind down from another All Hallows’ with a filthy fantasy for next year?

Halloween Hits Brazzers!

The always reliable Brazzers has come through again for us cosplay fans and taboo fuckers this Halloween, bringing its members a trio of tantalizing tales to astonish and arouse. On all-female site Hot & Mean, Real Wife Stories, and Brazzers Extra we encounter everything from a cheating wife whose husband proves too preoccupied with his pumpkin carving to notice she’s started fucking Xander bloody Corvus to a bored housewife who disapproves of a young woman being out alone on Halloween only to find she’s armed herself with a dick.

Blair Williams and Sadie Pop

Blair Williams is that bored housewife and it’s Sadie Pop who darkens her door, demanding some candy all gussied up in a black leather devil number, revealing her similarly black strap-on cock when Ms. Williams requests a trick before doling out the sugary treats. A well matched angel-and-devil pair in Turning Tricks, the two thrash about on Blair’s sofa, making each come with a furious scissoring before Sadie heads off into the moonlit Halloween night.

The Fuckening sees Brazzers’ favorite Romi Rain and her husband Keiran Lee throwing a Halloween party for their neighbors, after which they promptly start drunkenly fooling around. As something always does this time of year, something goes bump in the night and the couple find (and fuck) a sexy Australian vampiress going by the professional porno name of Angela White.

Lastly, Penny Pax returns to Brazzers with her ass open and eager for attention – what a shock! Hallowanking sees the porcelain-skinned redhead throwing herself at her handsome neighbor when her husband can’t tear himself away from their Halloween decorating, her barely-there red-and-black lingerie ensemble clearly not working its intended magic. Soon, a dick is in her ass and it’s not her husband’s, confirming this as a Brazzers Halloween well worth indulging in.

From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, enjoy your Halloween and we hope you stain a skimpy costume this year!

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