Happy New Year, fap fans, and welcome to the first of Mr. Pink’s many, many adult missives for 2018. This week on your favorite porn review site, we took a look at two very strong sites, one a thriving network and the other part of a thriving network. Devil’s Film, which offers fans thousands upon thousands of deviant takes on small-screen smut, delivered the goods once again, serving up some damn fine 1080p HD hardcore. Web Young, part of the all-female GirlsWay network, brought some sizzles to the screen with its parade of sexy young pornstar babes discovering, expanding, and doubling-down on their sexualities. For those of you still in full-on revelry mode, there’s a preview (post-view?) of Reality Kings’ epic New Year’s Eve porno efforts on the blog and, with a strong slate of reviews lined up for next week, Mr. Pink’s aims to make 2018 a banner year for all our readers!
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RK’s Nasty New Year’s Party
When you think of New Year’s Eve, you undoubtedly think “party,” so when the biggest boozing night of the year rolls around every December 31st, porn fans invariably hold out hope for a parade of online updates detailing just how wild a truly epic and genuinely debauched NYE party can get. This New Year didn’t disappoint in that regard and, although playing a runner-up to the much more celebrated Christmas holiday, the pornosphere delivered some solid NYE encounters worth noting. And, as usual, it was one of porn’s most reliably hard-partying networks that brought the holiday heat: Reality Kings.
Since they see the arrival of the new year before those of us in the USA, it seems only fitting that Reality Kings started the party with another epic Euro Sex Parties update. Anya Krey steps inside her first NYE swingers bash and immediately catches the attention of Evelina Darling. When two bystanders get hard and approach the duo, they drop to their knees and make it a four-way affair to ring in 2018 in style.
After a late night of partying, Elle Monela calls her rideshare home and finds in the driver’s seat a charming, attractive guy (with a POV camera attached to his head, I presume). Offering to blow him in lieu of paying her fare – a NYE out on the town gets pretty expensive! – Elle soon has her driver pounding her cunt on the backseat, her destination, her parents’ house, only a few feet away. Also delivering a one-on-one encounter, RK Prime brings viewers Alinz Lopez, who arrives at a client’s house ready to clean the debris from last night’s NYE bash only to find he has something else he wants cleaned: his cock!
Reality Kings returned to the gang-of-girls party atmosphere with a revisiting of the now-retired In the VIP concept, albeit a modified version. Blonde newcomer Kali Rose attends her city’s hottest club’s infamous NYE party with her pal, everyone’s favorite blonde pornstar PAWG Mia Malkova, and they begin flirting their way into free champagne and VIP access. Unable to ignore their waiter’s trouser bulge, they leap on him, devouring his dick in front of their shocked, slack-jawed girlfriends, who sit back, take cell phone photos, and marvel at the slutty-as-fuck proceedings unfolding before them. (Hey, kinda like you!)
So whether your own NYE was disappointing and lonely or filled with the kind of revelry that might inspire the next end-of-year Reality Kings efforts, early-to-mid January is the perfect time to let your fantasies fly and relive the New Year’s Eve you know you wish you’d had, the New Year’s Eve Reality Kings has provided.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 31st, 2017
With mere minutes left in this current annual cycle of 2017, we’re taking a last look at porno before hitting the bottle, cheering at midnight, then collapsing into an exhausted heap. What a year for Mr. Pink’s and for porno in general! This week, more specifically, saw Mr. Pink’s peck out another guest review for Harriet Sugarcookie and her crew of carnal cronies while bringing our own regular readers fresh takes on two out-there hardcore epics. White Ghetto, HD equipped and ready to offend, has much to offer fans of IR, step-cest, group sex, and cuckolding, while Tranny Pros aims at an elegant but explicit take on trans-women and the men and women they fuck, all in 1080p HD for your viewing pleasure. With a post-Christmas porno round-up featured on the blog this week and a schedule that sees even more deviancy in the new year, this is your faithful filmed-fornication expert (and shamelessly ambitious alliterator), Mr. Pink signing off for 2017.
A Snowy, Blowy Christmas
When it rains (or more accurately, snows) it pours! That is often true of family tragedies, tacky Christmas gifts, and holiday porn. Once Christmas Eve hit this year, the pornosphere became as inundated with red-white-and-green-tinted smut as the Midwest USA did with snow. I, Mr. Pink, your intrepid surveyor of seasonal smut, will now attempt a brief round-up of this year’s offerings from all the major and must-watch studios and sites in Adult.
Over at the reliably festive Passion HD, Riley Reid gushes all over a Xmas cock while Piper Perri unwraps another to pry her pussy apart. SpyFam offers up Lily Rader and her ugly-sweatered stepbro in a forbidden family tryst. The Nubiles Porn Network has delivered some goodies this year and Angel Smalls as a reluctantly elf-costumed stepsister to the aptly-named Logan Long is the latest, along with a raunchy New Year’s Eve party starring Ariel McGwire, Emma Hix, and a lucky guy named T.
Brazzers devoted three updates to a parody of everyone’s favorite holiday shoot-em-up, Die Hard, with Mia Markova in the lead role working her magnificent ass in scenes escalating in violence, drama, and sexual adventure. Torn apart from her husband, Danny Mountain, at Christmas, the blonde one-woman-army takes on her heavily-accented antagonists in a rooftop showdown for the ages, one that sees Mia deliver her incredible first DP effort.
Now offering an $8.50-a-month Holiday sale providing full access to the entire network and all 9 Premium sites, Team Skeet is a damn fine holiday bargain featuring four holiday hardcore scenes starring Jillian Janson, Katya Rodriguez, Niki Snow, and Emma Hix (who looks incredible draped in nothing but white string lights).
And, while not exactly Christmas or otherwise holiday themed – so no costumes or gift-wrap or decorated trees – Mofos has come through for its clearly valued members, unveiling a ten-scene Holiday Gift Pack of unseen, original encounters with some of this year’s most glorious new performers and a few established stars. If that isn’t the incentive you’ve been waiting for, would-be Mofos-men, then I don’t know what would be!