A Stormy Brews at Brazzers

When DT took the White House, reactions were mixed, to say the least. Those that saw the real estate tycoon as a fraudulent businessman, policy greenhorn, and generally morally and ethically corrupt pussy grabber hoped someone would come along and expose him as the threat to democracy so many believed him to be. (Others were far less worried.) Few people would have suspected that the greatest threat to a sitting president would be a working single mother best known for dating pretty-boy rocker Dave Navarro and working some sly humor into the porn industry’s attempt to capitalize on the US’s never-ending war in the middle east, Operation Desert Stormy. But, here we are, folks. Here we are…

Stormy Daniels

Everyone reading this will surely know about Stormy Daniels’ allegations about the president – that the two had a brief affair in 2006 and, according to Stormy, a goon to intimidate her into silence, then DT had attorney Michael Cohen pay her $130,000 in hush money – and while the mainstream media has been laying plenty of attention at Ms. Daniels’ feet, her current career boost is getting much less. On her Make America Horny Again feature dancing tour, Daniels steps before a riled-up crowd of pro- and anti-Trumpers, and struts her stuff before shuffling off to the next town. This isn’t exactly new for the veteran pornstar. A career based on headline club appearances and feature film roles, not the single-scene online efforts that have revolutionized porno over the last two decades, already established the 39-year-old as a major porno player. Now, in an industry that operates at a much quicker pace, at a much higher turnover rate than, say, ten years ago, the thorn in Trump’s rump is taking to the most infamous adult website in existence, and taking the president with her!

Due to land at Brazzers Exxtra this Sunday, April 22nd, ‘Stormy’s Secret’ sees the nation’s most talked-about pornstar (and apparent screenwriter) trying to come up with a juicy plot for an erotic fiction project. Resorting to a memory of a mysterious gentleman from her past and the raunchy time they once had together, Stormy’s inspiration sees Keiran Lee take on the role of her mystery man, his thick British dick working every angle of Stormy’s marriage-busting body until her smiling face is left covered in a white (mercifully not yellow) liquid.

While we all eagerly await the culmination of the Stormy saga, we can amuse and abuse ourselves in the woman’s honor, all thanks to those trend-tappers at Brazzers.

Athena Palomino, ECG, NVG, GDP etc.

After making a head-turning debut for NetVideoGirls back in December of 2017 and very quickly following it up with turns at Exploited College Girls and Girls Do Porn then hitting twice NVG again for more 1-on-1 dick then a wild threeway with a clearly thrilled female co-star, statuesque blonde stunner Athena Palomino is well and truly one of 2018’s starlets to watch. And now, nearing her six-month anniversary of shooting, the Charleston-born 21-year-old professional runway model is scoring some seriously impressive wins.

Athena Palomino

Team Skeet subscribers may have noticed Ms. Palomino’s glistening chest greeting them of late, and anyone taking a closer look may have noted that the network’s long-standing, highest-rated, most-viewed scene was recently supplanted by a certain god-damn-gorgeous someone. This is no mean feat, folks, as the previous title holder, and Exxxtra Small episode featuring Hollie Mack, reigned supreme for (at my best guess) two, maybe three years!

Having already shot for ultra-acclaimed toast of pornotown, Greg Lansky, and his widely adored interracial showcase, Blacked, Athena today graces the front pages of its sister-site, Blacked Raw. Again wrapping her long, shapely legs around one of porn’s biggest black dicks, this time viewers are treated to Athena gloriously struggling to trying to fit Mandingo’s massive shaft inside her. Leaving a trail of glistening cream as she rides the “Hollywood movie producer” in a luxurious downtown hotel suite.

Since it looks like Athena Palomino is settling in to make a serious, lasting impact on porn lovers worldwide, we should remember that the appearance of enthusiasm and satisfaction can be misleading. Many would-be-superstars disappear after a year or two, leaving fans endlessly hoping for a comeback. Athena could go that way, or she could dethrone Nicole Aniston as everyone’s favorite Barbie-like blonde goddess, end up perma-filled like Veronica Avluv, or go rogue like Sheena Shaw. Before we’re faced with any of those eventualities, let’s be thankful for what we’ve already got.

Returning to one of porn’s great undervalued talent mines, Exploited College Girls, for her second scene, Athena spent nearly 50 minutes messing around with another return “amateur,” Amber, and main EXCOGI man TC. Blowing him together in the bathroom before an interview gives way to some sensual oral play between the two (then three) and plenty of damn fine fucking, the scene culminates in a replayed multi-angle, slow motion cumshot across Athena’s lips that must be seen to be believed. (And then seen again… and again…)

Ah, Athena… We’ll always have December 2017 to April 2018…

Alexis Adams Gets Cherry Pimped

Alexis Adams, please accept my sincere apology for my far-too-casual former dismissal of your merits. Alexis Adams at Cherry Pimps

I try to keep track of the new talents entering porn each year, not only to know who I should be writing about, but also who the fans are raving about on the forums, blogs, and social media feeds of the adult WWW. Sometimes, however, someone exceptional escapes my attention. It’s not that I’m not aware of their work; more that it doesn’t worthy of the hype. Sometimes, I’m wrong.

This month, noted nut-claiming network Cherry Pimps celebrates the contributions of an pornstar undervalued by many. Alexis Adams, an always lively performer with expressive eyes and (ahem) a fucking killer body, has been shooting live hardcore shows for Wild on Cam, earning her many new fans and, it must be said, this attention of this reviewer. Along with her live shows, the 25-year-oid porn veteran of four years has contributed three very sexy solo masturbation scenes that made great use of her blue eyes and subtly devastating curves, not to mention her obvious charm.

As April’s Cherry of the Month, Ms. Adams receives a $500 cash prize and a two-day shoot with Cherry Pimps’ exclusive producer, Dean Capture, as well as the chance to compete with another 11 outstanding women to be crowned 2018’s Cherry of the Year. Alexis speaks to Dee Williams about her youth in Florida, her powerfully coercive breasts, and what she does to keep mentally and physically active. (Go on, take a stab at her answer!)

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