Dick for Ted, Dick for You

United States senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, recently landed in a little hot water after his official Twitter account ‘liked’ a sexually explicit video posted by an unlicensed Twitter-based porn-link-peddler. Soon turning back to Twitter to throw responsibility onto an vague “staffing issue” that Cruz’s office was promptly “dealing with internally,” the senator could have been telling the truth or he could be covering for the fact that one target of his alleged illicit interest has a strong resemblance to his own wife, Heidi.

Dick For Two - Cory Chase

“MILF” star and fetish performer Cory Chase was noted as having similar looks to Mrs. Cruz by many an online observer but she wasn’t the only thing that could’ve drawn Ted’s attention to ‘Dick for Two,’ the MILF Hunter scene the senator was allegedly so fond of. She does, however, take the lead, playing the step-mom of unruly teen Kacey Jordan. Encouraged by her husband to take her step-daughter out for a girls’ day, Ms. Chase returns to find some odd noises coming from her living room. It seems Kacey’s boyfriend (Bruce Venture) decided to stop by and exploit the empty house by plugging his girlfriend on her parents’ sofa. Shocked, but more than a little turned on, Cory stands barely hiding behind a door frame and lets her fingers wander beneath her sensible corporate attire. In no time, she decides it unfair for Kacey to get all the dick, barges in on the young couple, and demands the attention of them both. To avoid getting in trouble with daddy, Kacey obliges and shares her stud until all three are spent on the now heavily stained sofa.

Since Cruz’s Twitter ‘like’ the popularity of Dick for Two, which arrived back in May of 2016, has risen to managed to garner more than a million views, according to Motherboard. In response, Reality Kings has provided a free official version through its PornHub channel. While it’s great to see RK playing along with its online audience, the whole affair raised one particular point that Cory Chase herself would surely appreciate you all paid attention to. Complaining to HuffPost, Chase said she “didn’t like that he watched it for free. He pirated that video. He should’ve paid Reality Kings for a subscription.”

Reality Kings review

Joanna Angel Perverts Penthouse

Having previously appeared as no more than another cast member in 2007’s Glam Trash, Joanna Angel doesn’t have a particularly extensive history with Penthouse. She is, after all, best known for her fierce independence and outlier status while Penthouse has long been accepted as part of the porno mainstream. That’s all about to change, though, as the studio founded by Bob Guccione way back in 1965 has tapped the Burning Angel alt.porn maven to direct her first Penthouse feature – and it’s already proving a departure from her usual knowingly schlocky comedy-porn stylings.

Joanna Angel

What originally started as a licensing meeting about bringing Burning Angel content to Penthouse’s broadcast platforms soon turned a corner and had Angel proposing a film in which she pulled the already sexually declarative Penthouse Pets even further into sexual depravity – as is her wont and style. Drew Rosenfeld, Penthouse’s head of production, was taken with the idea enough that it soon started to form into a reality.

Corrupted by an Angel sees everyone’s favorite pink-and-black-haired heavily-tatted hardcore queen take on this year’s troop of Penthouse Pets (Riley Nixon, Gina Valentina, Ryan Keely, Jenna Sativa), leading them further astray as she pushes them to further carnal (and dramatic) greatness. Ditching her usual male leads for a more clearly female-led story, Angel calls Corrupted a “girl-power movie” that she finds “really beautiful.” Two major staples of any Angel production are nonetheless granted ample presence with music by Burning Angel dick-at-large and in-house poppy punk songwriter Small Hands and plenty of raucous girl/girl, boy/girl, and group sex (including mucho anal) to go around.

As Corrupted shows a more serious side of the usually goofy and ironically inclined director, it has proven something of a challenge for Angel. “This is a serious dramatic movie,” she told AVN. “It’s a touching story [with] some very sad moments and a lot of intensity – there’s even some crying parts.” Rosenfeld felt confident, however, that she had the skill and experience to pull it off. And the cast, of course, were perfectly fit for the job, Angel declaring them all “equally as slutty as one another,” herself included.

Corrupted by an Angel is due in late September from Penthouse (through its new distribution deal with Girlfriends Films).

The Changing Face of Team Skeet

In preparation for a forthcoming fresh look at the Team Skeet network, I was doing a little browsing the other day and notice that alongside such network staples as Oye Loca, Exxxtra Small, POV Life, and She’s New sat a handful of new sites that may or may not already or soon be part of the Team Skeet network package. While we at Mr. Pink’s will endeavor to bring you full reviews of each site as they increase in size, scope, and prominence, here’s a sample synopsis of what the Skeet crew have been up to lately.

Team Skeet

Bad MILFs taps into the current wellspring of interest in pseudo-incestuous porno, roping in mature stars to teach their younger colleagues a thing or two about the ways of love. Usually seen with both a young stud and a young hot twenty-something girl heeding her words of advice, the “MILFs” take charge and ensure plenty of dirty talk, instruction, and coaching for all those who appreciate a little raunchy banter with their graphic three-way sex.

Surely a site to grab the attention of redhead-lovers everywhere, Gingerpatch delves into the panties of natural redheads and reveals that, yes, the carpet does indeed match the drapes. Starring a roster of mostly young fresh faces of girls like Ava Little, Abbey Rain, Krystal Orchid, and Alice Coxxx, there’s a lot to love about this teen-focused romp-fest.

BraceFaced welcomes all those young women for whom high school was a barrage of insults aimed at their metal-clad mouths. The likes of Kharlie Stone, Veronica Vega, Karly Baker, and perfectly curvy Daya Knight all manage not to get pubes stuck in their dental work while going to town on a thick cock. Semen, on the other, doesn’t just get stuck there but all over their smiling faces.

When guys get rough with women, some viewers will balk and tune out, but when women get rough with each other… Well, that’s kinda stupidly hot! Dyked hosts aggressive lesbian sex that borders on kink with plenty of adventurous dildo play, intense insertions, and just enough narrative drive to keep you entertained between thunderous orgasms.

Now, speaking of guys getting rough with women, Submissived takes that mantle for the Team Skeet empire and drives a pretty tough challenge to other kinky sites and networks out there. Already holding 86 scenes after just being launched, Submissived even goes so far as to blur out the faces of the male offenders, men playing priests, delivery men, stalkers, and otherwise abusive, dominant bastards who take advantage of the girls’ naivety to get their dicks wet in whatever way possible.

Black Valley Girls finally brings Team Skeet to one of its most unaddressed areas of today’s vibrant porn world, namely the large number of smoking hot young black women performing their asses off and rarely getting the recognition they deserve. Here playing spoiled rich Valley Girl-types, Daya Knight, Jenna Foxx, and Julie Kay are among those women how’ll grab and hold your attention on this newest of Team Skeet sites.

Those wading deep into incestuous waters will find plenty to enjoy at the handful of other new arrivals to the extended Team Skeet empire – Family Strokes, Sis Loves Me, Dad Crush, and Daughter Swap – each of which takes a slightly different approach to fucking your extended family.

Watch for a brand-new review of the entire Team Skeet network coming up in the next few weeks here at Mr. Pink’s and, as always, keep a close eye on what’s happening Skeet-side, ‘cause it’s bound to be as outrageous as it is sexy.

Team Skeet review