Poké-men dig Strokémon

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Quit Pokémon Go for just a second and check this shit out! Not only has the latest iteration of the pocket monster phenomenon led to a larger game playing audience than any earlier Pokémon release, it has sparked a worldwide obsession that has Wall Street bankers and McDonald’s workers on the picket line both using their smart phones to ensnare the little digital critters. Even adult webcam performers leapt onto the Pokémon Go bandwagon, using cosplay and screen-sharing to enjoy the game with their fans. Now, naturally, it’s the mainstream porn world’s turn.

RK Prime, a newish Reality Kings site with no clear premise, unleashed its Pokémon parody on July 30th, an outdoor scene that saw Xander Corvus on a hunt for “Pikapuss” (Annika Eve in her second scene) and, upon finding her, fills her mouth beneath a tree then pulls her inside to slide into her yellow-outfitted snatch as she cries “Pika! Pika!” in pleasure.

Team Skeet also joined in the fun with a pair of Poké-focused scenes for Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies and starring Freya Von Doom and Cece Capella respectively. Freya arrived first, landing July 28th in her bright yellow “Pikahoe” outfit, ducking and dodging an eager trainer before respawning in his living room and exposing her very much pink and human orifices. For a change of pace, Cece Capella laid around in her Teen Pies scene, staring at a Pikachu plushie and daydreaming about catching one of her own. After dozing off, Cece wakes up to a real, living, already erect (but curiously human male) Pikachu who proceeds to bring her Poké-fucking fantasies to life.

You would think that with Pokémon Go roaring up the app charts and distracting every second pedestrian under the age of 55, this would be the prime Poké-parody era but, really, all three of the above listed scenes were outdone months and months ago by two distinctly different takes on the gaming phenomenon. Back in January of 2015, Cosplay Babes had busty British wonder Harmony Reigns dress up in her best Ash cap and grab her Pokéballs for an interracial hardcore fuckfest. It’s WoodRocket, the comedy-porn hybrid studio started by Lee Roy Myers, that still rules the porno Pok é-parody roost, though, thanks largely to the studio’s devotion to absurdity. Starring Rizzo Ford as Dikachu, a squirt-shooting female monster whose trainer, Gash (Tyler Nixon) carries quite an impressive package. Badly acted with questionable costuming and even a rather dire script, Strokémon takes the cake because it pushes further than simple cosplay and reimagines the Pokêverse as an utterly perverted playground for all kinds of sexual creatures, human and otherwise, without getting too close to some bizarre fucking fantasies. Dikachu might not look like an electrified rodent exactly, but you wouldn’t confuse her for 100% human either.

There’ll no doubt be more Poké-themed scenes and parodies on the horizon now that Pokémon Sun and Moon has been announced, so keep a beady eye trained at Mr. Pink’s for more info and analysis as they appear.

Elect Your Adult Empress

Adult Empire Girl of the Year 2016

Adult Empire may have started with humble beginnings in adult retail but it’s now a major force in the industry for a whole lot more than DVD and dildo sales. A studio in its own right with an range of online viewing services available, Adult Empire has its fingers in many pies. And now, for the second year running, the Empire is becoming a bit more democratic and asking you, its fans and followers, to help select a performer who best represents what Adult Empire is all about.

Voting commenced yesterday for the 2016 Empire Girl contest, the search for “a star who represents all the pleasure-packed perfection synonymous with Adult Empire.” The winner, AE tells, will be invited to star in a four-scene showcase feature and earn a minimum of $6,000 in the process. Last year’s winner, Dani Daniels, tore up the small screen in her victory feature, Dirty Daniels, and she’s set herself out of competition this year to give some others a chance at AE’s spotlight.

Already whittled down to fifty contenders, the list of performers includes younger stars Riley Reid, Leah Gotti, Abella Danger, and Keisha Grey alongside notable MILFs Julia Ann, Kendra Lust, Cherie DeVille, and Nina Elle. It’s not an all-white or all-blonde or even all-busty selection of women, either, with the inclusion of Ana Foxxx and Cindy Starfall worth a special mention. Even Jessy Dubai, today’s top trans performer is vying for your vote, making this the most inclusive and open-minded pick-your-fave-pornstar poll this writer has yet seen.

The second round of voting commences on July 25th when the field will be narrowed to 25 performers. Round Three starts August 1st and will be limited to only ten women, so best get buoy your favorite early and often with as many daily votes as you can muster, mister.

When it all boils down to it, though, a poll like this is kind of like the electing someone your nation’s highest office: it’s not about personality or marketing or the winds of change a-blowin’. It’s about undeniable sexual power, which is why ya’ll would be stark raving mad to vote for anyone but the irrepressible, the undoubtedly honest, the absolutely incomparable Kalina Ryu.

Adult Empire Unlimited review

She-Devils Seduce Abella

Devil's Film

Devil’s Film is a well known and highly regarded adult entertainment studio that focuses not just on attractive women fucking rock-hard men in salacious scenarios, but on the more taboo side of still-mainstream porn. So, when it comes to star showcases, you can expect this studio to create something far more interesting and adventurous than the hetero-only virtual sex releases of yesteryear. One excellent Devil’s Film series now welcoming its 14th installment (by my count) is the all-female, hyper-aggressive, orgiastic lesbian fuck-fest The Seduction of… Having already thrown Nina Hartley, Kagney Linn Karter, Melody Jordan, Jayme Langford, Chanell Heart, and Jenna Ivory to the sapphic lions den, it’s now time to see how Abella Danger fares in this raucous all-girl showcase.

Where previous volumes saw London Keyes serve her ladyfriends sushi from one woman’s naked body, Danica Dillon explore her angelic and devilish sides, and Nina Hartley attacked by a throng of fellow MILFs, this latest installment sees 2016 AVN Best New Starlet Abella Danger offer herself up as the meat in a six-girl fuckfest, pushed to new levels of nastiness by Kagney Linn Karter, Katt Dior, Sasha Heart, Katy Kiss, and her apparent sister-from-another-mister, the equally awesome Karlee Grey. Ms. Danger’s devotion to sweaty, energetic on-screen sex should prove the key ingredient in this upcoming title (due July 25). Seemingly just as eager to shoot with guys like Manuel Ferrara and Chris Strokes as she is with her fellow female performers, the energetic starlet has already proven herself an awesome sight to behold in a variety of contexts and situations. In ‘The Seduction of Abella Danger,’ she’ll bring her growing legion of fans a reverse-gangbang that Steve Volponi, Devil’s Film VP of production, called “A really nasty friggin’ scene,” and a gangbang that will “definitely go into my personal spank bank as one of the hottest all-girl orgies myself, and my cock, have ever seen.”

Knowing what she has proven capable of in hetero and mixed scenes, ‘The Seduction of Abella Danger’ will undoubtedly push the starlet further into the mainstream spotlight while spreading her wings and letting her femme-loving freak flag fly as only an all-girl reverse-gangbang can allow. ‘The Seduction of Abella Danger’ is out from Devil’s Film on July 25th.

Devil’s Film review