Joanna Angel: Virtually Yours

Joanna Angel HoloGirlsVR

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite porno powerhouses and fan-favorite tattooed anal queen, Joanna Angel has always seemed like someone you’d not only want to bump uglies with after a night on the sauce, but someone you’d invite over for a Sunday afternoon vape-n-Voltron session, too. To put it simply, Joanna Angel seems like the coolest fucking woman in porn and now you get to virtually hang with her in a much more convincing way than in one of her Burning Angel alt.porn classics.

Recruited by HoloGirlsVR to direct and star in episodes of the company’s acclaimed virtual reality dates, Angel’s latest advancement in techno-aided seduction brings the benefits of binarual sound, a 200° viewing stage, High Definition resolutions, and fluid, lifelike 60 fps encoding. What does that mean for the average VR viewer? That Joanna will soon be whispering into your ear, asking you to dump a load on her favorite back or ass tattoo, and throwing out some of her signature ironic dirty talk. And all of these sounds are mixed and presented as if they were happening in the very real space surrounding your very real body.

HoloFilm CEO Brian Shuster announced the deal with great enthusiasm, calling the deal “the first of a kind,” and praising the Burning Angel head honcho for pushing porn into more creative arenas. Ms. Angel herself has said her HoloVR work, which includes self-starring scenes as well as episodes with Abella Danger, Katrina Jade, and Manuel Ferrara, is “a whole different medium” and a compelling platform for Burning Angel. Proving ink is never far from her mind, Angel added “The fans will love seeing our all tattoos in 3D!” Though something tells me that said tattoos wouldn’t get a mention if they weren’t covering the epidermis of a true porno trailblazer, an incredibly hot performer, and one of porn’s most restless innovators.

Angel’s first HoloGirlsVR scene is now live with others to follow.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 23rd, 2016

mrpinksHere at Mr. Pink’s, we consider ourselves porno do-gooders, hell bent on ridding adult entertainment of crappy porn. #PornIsEvil shouts Evil Angel, but instead of moaning about its corrupting influence, we simply dove in for brand new reviews of the baseball-bat-wielding Anal Acrobats, Lexington Steele’s giant black member and the ladies that love it, and the intense and aggressive domination porn of husband-wife duo LeWood. How did these wicked, wicked sites fare? Check out the full reviews – as well as a fresh look at Rocco Siffredi’s official Fame Digital site – and be sure to hit our blog for an unmissable discount deal that’ll lube you right up for a nice, easy slide into the glistening orifice of extreme sexual entertainment that is Evil Angel. Tell ’em Mr. Pink sent ya!

Aubrey Star Goes Ultimate for Jules

Ultimate Fuck Toy Aubrey Star

Following previous starlet showcases centered on Alina Li, Abella Anderson, Amia Miley, and a select few others, porno maestro Jules Jordan has unleashed his latest Ultimate Fuck Toy opus and this one’s an instant fucking classic! Aubrey Star, a relatively new porno arrival some may’ve seen expanding her sexual horizons at Colette and X-Art, where she was until recently under exclusive contract, grabbed Jordan’s attention with her obvious enjoyment of her work, as well as her apparent desire to push her own physical and sexual boundaries onscreen.

Having already shot threesome, anal, orgy, and gangbang scenes – including an amazing pair for Tushy: Tennis Student Gets Anal Lesson and My Girlfriend and I Do Anal (with Cassidy Klein) – Jordan’s Ultimate Fuck Toy Aubrey Star sees the slim blonde shoot her “first” interracial scene (with Rico Strong), lets Jules bring in two different fellas, James Deen and Chris Strokes, to join him in filling Aubrey DP-style, then rounds it all out with an anal creampie from the legendary Manuel Ferrara. Oh, and it’s all dripping with lascivious detail in glorious, gobsmacking 4K Ultra High Definition video! Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?

Well here’s what’s bringing this particular porno critic some unsettling thoughts: Alina Li, Abella Anderson, and Amia Miley promptly celebrated their Ultimate Fuck Toy releases by either fully or semi-retiring. Will this be the fate of the captivating and extremely promising Aubrey Star, a woman whose career seems not to be reaching its peak but only just getting started.

Then there’s the other, much less significant, quibble: touting the scene with Rico Strong as her “first” interracial scene in questionable. Both X-Art and Colette feature scenes with Aubrey fucking black men, though usually joined by another woman – do these not count or was Jules simply the first to roll tape on Aubrey and a black man, waiting to complete his full-length feature before letting the proverbial pussy out of the bag? However you slice it, anyone into the visual splendor of black-meets-white (especially with someone as porcelain-pale as Ms. Star) now has a tidy handful of interracial interactions to enjoy, the latest of which trumps the rest in 4K resolution! (Cheers, Jules, for the format upgrade!)

Already on retail shelves and slowly making its way to Jules Jordan’s official membership site – scenes with Rico and Manuel are already online – Ultimate Fuck Toy Aubrey Star continues Jordan’s impressive run of nubile newbie showcases. Let’s just hope Aubrey doesn’t jump from her current career like a few of Jordan’s former Ultimate Fuck Toys.