Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 16th, 2017

mrpinksRocking’ and rollin’ through the annals of pornographic history, that’s us here at Mr. Pink’s, and this week we’ve got a double-shot of brand new porn reviews to keep your coins and your cock pointed in the right direction. Club Seventeen has long been devoted to young adult models frolicking through the European continent and it’s been keeping up the fine work lately, with a taste of Virtual Reality and 4K content creeping in. Cherry Pimps takes a slightly different approach to digitized smut, focusing on a handful of the most thrilling women working in porn today, celebrating them with their very own official Cherry Pimps sites, a load of prerecorded sex acts, and a strong schedule of live performances that you won’t want to miss. ’Til next week, porno fans, I remain your humble servant of hardcore entertainments!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 10th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we tackled a dynamic pair of porno entities well worth analyzing. One focused on the low down dirtiness of foot fetishism while the other dealt with some of the loftiest objects of lust in our ever expanding popular culture. Foot Fetish Daily produces a fine line of foot-focused porn that’s delivered in HD and offers unique takes on lower-limb love and lust. Mr. Skin, on the other hand, pulls the most famous celebrities into the porn world with screencaps, video clips, and custom tribute content all intent on capturing and celebrating their flirtations with onscreen nudity and sexuality. Next week things will take a bit of a turn towards nubile young adults and one big pimpin’ network you’ll soon know intimately. Until then, horndogs… think Pink!

Valentina Nappi is Miss Sugarcookie

Harriet Sugarcookie

Harriet Sugarcookie and her fledgling adult lifestyle empire have branched out into online pageants, naming Italian sexual goddess Valentina Nappi its inaugural Miss Sugarcookie for the month of August 2017. Obviously a longtime favourite of the diminutive Chinese-British media sensation and her crew, Ms. Nappi has also worked her way into thousands upon thousands of porn viewer’s minds, noted for not only her sexual prowess and enthusiasm but for her commitment to sexual equality and diversity. A far cry from the politically inactive and intellectually unknown pornstars of the past, Nappi seems to come closer than any other to fulfilling a porn performer’s potential in this day and age and industry era.

Calling Nappi her “porn idol” in blog posts and arranging a few scenes with the sultry, curvy brunette – including one hell of a threesome with herself, Nappi, and Gina Gerson – Ms. Sugarcookie awarded her first monthly crown to Nappi in the tradition of Playboy’s Playmates and Penthouse’s Pets. Only this time it’s all presented with Sugarcookie’s usual casual sheen. In an introductory video seen below, Nappi rises from her slumber and engages the morning with a delicate yet fun sensuality, delivering tea, toast, and a fruit platter to her still-dozing lover, Harriet herself. Safe enough for work and featured on YouTube, the video is still quite revealing of Nappi’s unmissable curves and comely glances.

Admittedly, Valentina Nappi won’t be easy to supplant next month when Sugarcookie announces her next Miss Sugarcookie, but with a strong history of seeking out, shooting, and fucking some of the most sensuous and desirable performers from around the world, I’m sure Harriet will think of someone.