Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 16th, 2018

Since last we spoke directly, dear reader, I, Mr. Pink, your valiant investigator of porn of all kinds, has assessed two more offerings from the gods of digital eroticism. First up this week, a brand new review of BaDoink VR, one of the strongest VR porn efforts going today and home to a bevy of charming carnal performers eager to immerse you in their lust. Innocent Holes, another site from the DDF crew, also offered up some scintillating sex, but far less of it and unfortunately without the added “oomph” of an illusory third dimension. Whether it’s tight European teens or a VR sexperience that will change how you view porn forever, Mr. Pink can point you in the right direction!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 9th, 2018

mrpinksProduced on every continent in languages too numerous to bother counting, pornography takes many forms. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re checking out two very different hardcore sites made by very different studios. Denys Defrancesco’s 1 By Day delivers scintillating female masturbation scenes, some in 4K, some in VR, all now in HD, as rich and powerful as anything of his famous hetero work. At the relatively new Nubiles site, My Family Pies, members are treated to narrative episodes that see step-families tossing off social taboos and enjoying utterly sinful sex with each other. Hell, most of the HD hardcore step-cest romps even end in a most forbidden creampie! Check out the blog for all the best smut celebrating the independence of our nation and relive your favorite 4th of July fantasy before hitting up Mr. Pink’s again next week for, oh, you know…

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Pussy

After Nubiles got us all antsy in the pantsy about tomorrow’s annual USA-DAY celebration – aka 4th of July, Independence Day, ID4, Daddy’s Drunken BBQ & Brawl etc – as covered in our last missive, it’s time to turn to the rest of the pornosphere and enjoy their own red-white-and-blue holiday offerings.

4th of July with Ariana Marie

The seemingly always outdoors Mofos crew put on their I Know That Girl hats and invite you to virtually hang with Athena Palomino, decked out in stars-and-stripes, as you both enjoy a relaxing sunny day by the backyard pool. The barbecue just adds to the heat and soon it’s you, Athena, and a POV HD camera romping around in the bedroom until a certain someone ends up with a cum covered chin and chest. With Ms. Palomino’s recent semi-retirement announcement – she found God and is sticking to custom and independent porn from now on – this could be one of the last chances we have to adore a woman who could’ve been the next (seriously) big thing but now appears consumed with her dream of funding a public park in Baltimore.

Globally, the idea of your stereotypical American Girl generally has one constant: curves. Teen Curves, Team Skeet’s requisite T’n’A site, this week features a young vixen by the name of Skylar Snow. The Puerto Rico-born stunner swans around a backyard pool – oh, hey – before heading inside to more properly work the shaft of one enviable fella.

Passion HD delivers one of its signature visual erotic wonder-fucks, this time serving fans up a steaming hot Ariana Marie, who gives a great bikini-and-flag tease before, guess what, poolside sex takes place! I know the weather’s quite nice across much of the country right now, but must every damn 4th of July porno involve a barbecue and swimming pool? Thankfully not, as our next example proves.

Spizoo – which, incidentally, keeps getting stronger and sexier – delivers an immigration story Americans of every political persuasion can support, and one that thankfully involves not a single swimming pool! A big-dicked Romeo arrives from Italy intent on taking advantage of American-style freedoms, especially those involving a twin-set of loose women eager to absorb the flesh and fluids of an exotic European. Logan Long, a local boy and Spizoo regular, joins the fun in the celebratory orgy. Things get wild and things get wet with some steamy hot-tub makeout action between Blaten Lee and Eden Sin, but again the group goes inside to carry on in relative private.

Whatever you’re doing this Fourth, stay safe, have fun, and remember what this nation was founded on: an unfounded expectation of complete sexual freedom and fulfillment. (At least, that’s what I remember from Civics class…)