Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 182

Asa Akira Fucks South Beach (Part One)

When a site has been in operation as long as the infamous Bang Bus, flagship site of the Bang Bros network, it must be hard to keep things exciting. Sure, you grab your driver and cruise around Miami’s South Beach looking for girls who’ll fuck before they’ll shake hands, but even fucking an endless stream of allegedly randomly selected young hotties gets tired after a while. Hell, even the Bang Bus episodes that switch things up and put a genuine pornstar babe in the proverbial navigators seat can get a little samey after a while. So what do you do when you’re a Bang Bro on the Bang Bus who’s finding that things just aren’t as thrilling as they once were? Why, bring in Asa Akira, of course!

Shooting on a bus today… : p

— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) March 21, 2012

One of the porn industry’s most adventurous performers, notable names, and bankable hardcore stars, Japanese-American fuck-bunny Asa Akira took a seat in the back of that legendary white van a while back and this week saw the induction of her inaugural jaunt ’round South Beach in search of everyday guys who can get it up and fulfill her rampant sexual desire on camera. The scene in question, simply titled “Asa Akira Rides the Bang Bus!“, hit the network homepage on Wednesday and has already been viewed some 48,000 times. A staggering feat, to be sure, but not quite as impressive as Asa’s activities in the scene itself. Speaking of…

From the moment she is picked up by whoever has replaced ex-gay-for-pay performer, Facial Fest head honcho, and former Bang Bus boss, Preston Parker, Asa shows how deep her sluttiness runs by whipping out her tits and flashing her ass, even before she has managed to amble aboard. Taking to the streets and fending off advances from her camera-wielding host, this multiple AVN Award winner soon finds her first conquest.

The lucky guy Asa picks up quickly agrees to be the first to pound her pussy behind the tinted windows of the Bang Bus and, boy, he does a damn good job, too! After a little prompting from their host, Asa and her new found friend start passionately, slowly making out and keep at it for quite a while. As soon as she pulls his cock out, though, things get much more explicit. As any fan of Ms. Akira knows, she can suck and fuck like nobody else on Earth and she proves that here by giving this lucky bastard the ride of his life. Sweating it out together behind the fogged windows of the overheating van, Asa even comes as her partner pushes his cock deeper and deeper inside her cleanly shaven cunt. After spending a few minutes snuggling, and after she compliments this able bodied young chap on his fantastic sexual technique, and after Mr. Bang Bus makes sure to get the guys number for a future casting opportunity, the team unloads their cargo and goes in search of another guy who’ll try to get Asa and himself off.

Yeah, that’s right, folks, this is only the first encounter Asa enjoyed during her first Bang Bus ride. The others? Well they’re a tale for another blog. Until next time, check out this tantalizing image torn from Ms. Akira’s virgin Bang Bus venture and tell me you’re not booking a flight to Miami right fucking now!

Big Daddy Brings the Boys Out!

Lately many top-notch Internet-based porn companies have been injecting their profits and savings into some rather exciting new ventures. Naughty America launched College Sugar Babes, Tonight’s Girlfriend, and MILF Sugar Babes and Evil Angel is putting ample time, energy, talent, and money into Voracious, an exclusive online feature directed by John Stagliano. When it comes to porn that swings the other way, however, there seems to be fairly little going on. Gay hardcore is, after all, an unfairly mistreated niche and this kind of neglect is usually par for the course. The only apparent exception to this unfortunate rule is Big Daddy, a network pimping itself as holding the “best gay porn in the world.” Oh yeah?

Big Daddy’s websites cover a ton of sub-genres, from scenes starting out as deep tissue massages to dishing out blowjobs on the 22 Local city bus route while other passengers stare ahead into the eternal void. Everything is hardcore as can be and will no doubt delight lovers of the male physical form, especially when the High Definition 720p video formats are viewed full-screen and the stellar views they provide start inducing salivation. The individual Big Daddy websites, though…? What are they all about? Hell, let’s find out!

Bareback Attack takes those stifling latex penis-sheaths and ditches them for the most completely naked assfucking you’ll find here at Big Daddy. Butter Loads is all about serving up the creamiest, juiciest facial deposits after a backroom interview with a prospective new performer. It’s amateur hour over at ExBF, the Big Daddy site that collects “the hottest pics to show off everyone’s boyfriend.” Ever ridden a dirty, sparsely populated city bus and felt like having your dick sucked by a hunky top guy? Project City Bus is for you then. Urban Invasion is one of the network’s racially oriented endeavors, this time thrusting “minorities” allegedly fuck like bunny rabbits; just don’t alert La Migra. For porn fans who need as much dick as possible in their smut, Sausage Party heats things up with a handful of male strippers and a large gathering of celebrating fellas looking for a really good, really memorable evening out partying! Think you’ve seen female pornstars take big dick? Well, those sluts have got nothing on the gaped-open bottoms who take on the thickest, longest black trouser-snakes in porn at It’s Gonna Hurt. Unglory hole has a woman and a male sausage-smoker hitting up local glory holes to fool straight dudes into having their loads sucked out by bona fide homos! Thug Hunter hits the ‘hood in search of studly brothers, getting his whiteboy fill of man-meat. Out in Public takes public exhibitionism to all new heights. Even Rub Him, which operates under the ‘massage porn’ umbrella, makes a very strong impression, thanks largely to the 720p HD videos available on all sites that here show the taut, toned masculine form in the finest possible fashion.

Now, don’t all those sites sound like winners? Well, what if I told you that most of these sites also update once-a-week and have ever-growing archives of high-res photos and awesome HD videos that look utterly fantastic, as good as the best A/V offerings from Bang Bros, the open and affirming pater familias of Big Daddy. Come on, gents. Tell me Big Daddy doesn’t sound like the rugged, masculine all-homo hardcore extravaganza for you, I dare ya!

Naughty America’s Class Act

Anyone who has logged in to Naughty America lately would surely have noticed a few rather appealing advertisements littering the site and looking like they had just been pulled from two of the most glamorous, sophisticated, and well produced porn sites on the ‘net. I too noticed them and had my curiosity piqued. So, after some investigating (which largely took the form of this review and this review) I discovered that my assumptions were absolutely right on the money. The sites being promoted so fiercely were Tonight’s Girlfriend and College Sugar Babes, two brand-new efforts from the same folks behind Naughty America. Any, boy, were these two doozies!

Both websites offer deluxe fantasy porn for the discerning gentleman, Tonight’s Girlfriend imagining late-night hotel conferences with classy escorts, striptease artists, and adult performers. Starring Eva Angelina, Nicole Aniston, Madison Ivy, Audrey Bitoni, and the incredible two-fer of Kagney Linn Karter and Gracie Glam, Tonight’s Girlfriend’s scenes play out like a subjective male fantasy in which he (your mostly anonymous surrogate) has booked a woman to visit his suite while he’s away on business or quite simply treating himself. What happens once she arrives, receives her “gift”, and enters the bedroom in the outfit he suggested is entirely up to him.

College Sugar Babes, on the other hand, gives its viewers a chance to vicariously live out their fantasy of helping an intelligent, beautiful young woman make her way through the tough American college system with as little trouble as possible. They have a simple arrangement, here: he pays her rent, bills, tuition, or simply gives her a hefty allowance to spend as she wishes and she, in return, provides him with company of a decidedly intimate nature.

The two sites share obvious similarities but, in practice, exercise very different parts of the male fantasy mind. College Sugar Babes is the lighter of the two and the scenes there are quite fun and lively. Tonight’s Girlfriend, on the other hand, has a more serious tone as the “John” works out his marital frustrations, deeply held and quite overwhelming desires, and fetishistic impulses with the visiting professional. The High Definition 1080p videos look present the scenes in breathtaking style as they present each situation as an extremely adult affair. This deeply arousing atmosphere is amplified by the sure-handed direction that always keeps the camera close enough to feel extremely intimate without being crass and invasive, and frames-out the male performer so as to remind you, without cheap POV tactics, that you should be imagining yourself in this scene, not whatever stiff dick was on the call sheet that day. These, ladies and gentleman, is some of the most impressive, accomplished, and original works of pornography currently available and the sites are only getting bigger.

Oh, wow! You’ll have to excuse me for an hour or four. I just discovered another hidden gem that need a proper unveiling: MILF Sugar Babes, where desperate housewives turn to meet men other than their deadbeat husbands; men who’ll help them out where it counts most – financially and sexually.

Porn for Saint Paddy

Now that we’ve all overcome our post-St. Patrick’s Day hangovers, how about a quick glance back in time to see what we all missed while downing pints of green beer and Guinness at our local taverns?

Brazzers, which holds a very impressive 94% rating from yours truly, presented its members with a scene starring Hailey Young, Ramon Nomar, and the most enviable little person this side of Warwick Davis. In the scene, Hailey, a nurse at O’Sullivan’s Mental Hospital for the Insane, happens upon a feisty lil’ leprechaun in the ER waiting room – naturally, he’s drunk – she reluctantly gets to work on helping him feel better. When things turn sexual, though, Hailey decides to let her fantasies take over by imagining the little Irish fella as handsome security guard Ramon, who gives her a right good plugging in every one of her saintly holes. Ah, nice one, Hailey!

Although definitely a red-white-and-blue pornsite from busty top to jam-packed bottom, Naughty America nonetheless got its members into the Irish festivities with a brand new scene starring Samantha Saint and the guy every woman in porn seems to love fucking, Johnny Sinns. Presented on Naughty America’s My Friend’s Hot Girl website, this scene decks the stunning Samantha out in a tartan skirt and green shirt, bra, panties, and even a green mini top-hat. She gets pretty annoyed with her boyfriend when he buggers off for a basketball game and decides to vent her frustration by fucking his friend Johnny, who has come calling in hopes of enjoying some drunken debauchery with the lads. The perfect way to celebrate St. Paddy’s day!

Also… nothing. Well, shit, folks. Of all the major adult sites, these two seemed to be the only ones looking out for their Irish members. Unless it’s too early to start drinking again, let’s raise our glasses to two of the best damn porn networks on the net, Brazzers and Naughty America. May they be in heaven a good thirty minutes before the devil even knows they’re dead. Sláinte!