Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 29th, 2017

mrpinksHef! Ladies and gentlemen, how about an upright ovation for one arguably the most influential pornographers to ever put tittes on newsprint, Mr. Hugh Hefner! Now, in honor of Hugh and in honor of you, this week we saw two fresh Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews hit the web-waves for your adult edification, education, and entertainment. The golden hues hitting the luscious bodies of Twistys famous Treats is still looking incredible these days, streaming in fine 1080p HD frames and high-res galleries, with more superhot models than ever. Screwbox might take a more wild approach to porn, shooting parodies and high-concept, high-gloss hardcore, but it’s making a very solid first impression in this, its Mr. Pink’s debut!

Dick for Ted, Dick for You

United States senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, recently landed in a little hot water after his official Twitter account ‘liked’ a sexually explicit video posted by an unlicensed Twitter-based porn-link-peddler. Soon turning back to Twitter to throw responsibility onto an vague “staffing issue” that Cruz’s office was promptly “dealing with internally,” the senator could have been telling the truth or he could be covering for the fact that one target of his alleged illicit interest has a strong resemblance to his own wife, Heidi.

Dick For Two - Cory Chase

“MILF” star and fetish performer Cory Chase was noted as having similar looks to Mrs. Cruz by many an online observer but she wasn’t the only thing that could’ve drawn Ted’s attention to ‘Dick for Two,’ the MILF Hunter scene the senator was allegedly so fond of. She does, however, take the lead, playing the step-mom of unruly teen Kacey Jordan. Encouraged by her husband to take her step-daughter out for a girls’ day, Ms. Chase returns to find some odd noises coming from her living room. It seems Kacey’s boyfriend (Bruce Venture) decided to stop by and exploit the empty house by plugging his girlfriend on her parents’ sofa. Shocked, but more than a little turned on, Cory stands barely hiding behind a door frame and lets her fingers wander beneath her sensible corporate attire. In no time, she decides it unfair for Kacey to get all the dick, barges in on the young couple, and demands the attention of them both. To avoid getting in trouble with daddy, Kacey obliges and shares her stud until all three are spent on the now heavily stained sofa.

Since Cruz’s Twitter ‘like’ the popularity of Dick for Two, which arrived back in May of 2016, has risen to managed to garner more than a million views, according to Motherboard. In response, Reality Kings has provided a free official version through its PornHub channel. While it’s great to see RK playing along with its online audience, the whole affair raised one particular point that Cory Chase herself would surely appreciate you all paid attention to. Complaining to HuffPost, Chase said she “didn’t like that he watched it for free. He pirated that video. He should’ve paid Reality Kings for a subscription.”

Reality Kings review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2017

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we took a peek into the future of onscreen fucking with two networks owned, operated, and overseen by the same forward-looking organization. First up, 21Sextreme, a 16 site network, dealt with the more extravagant and outrageous elements of sexual entertainment, dishing up creampies, granny-fucking, trans-porn and more. On a slightly less adventurous plane, 21Sextury took care of any viewer more aligned with mainstream tastes (but not that aligned), serving up 21 sites of anal, teen, deepthroat, lesbian, swallowing, DP, and even some rather romantic sex. All in all, a pretty damn satisfying twofer, I’m sure you’d agree!