Every year we get a modest serving of Halloween-themed porno for our holiday self-entertainment needs. This year, however, was a little different. After bringing you blogs highlighting the All Hallows antics of Babes and Brazzers, there’s one last online house of ill repute that requires some kudos for its Halloween efforts this year. That studio, friends, is home to a bevy of today’s best teen-heavy hardcore sites and is most commonly known as Passion HD.
This year on its Passion HD, Tiny4k, Nanny Spy, and SpyFam websites, the network threw up four damn fine celebrations of every girl’s favorite holiday excuse to wear something cartoonish and slutty. First to arrive and landing at the brand new SpyFam, subscribers were treated to newcomer Jade Kush all gussied up as D.Va from Overwatch as she encounters a cowboy and rides him for a memorable Halloween hoe-down, all of it caught on a mix of standard cameras as CCTV-style footage for that extra voyeuristic touch.
Halloween Hookup followed at the flagship Passion HD site, bringing Ariana Marie to the lineup once again, this time as a foxy little Dorothy Gail of Kansas, who, sensing some sparks with her Scarecrow companion, hikes up her gingham dress and lets the brainless boner-sporting haystack pound her senseless.
Tiny4k welcomed another Passion HD veteran, dressing Adriana Chechik up as Wonder Woman and inviting her to work one of the studio’s biggest in-house boners after dropping her broadsword and shield, and deciding to fuck, not fight her way through another All Hallows’ Eve.
Last to grace the network’s updates page in full costume and associated regalia was Aidra Fox, appearing in Nanny’s Halloween Party Plans Busted by Dad at the also brand-spanking-new Nanny Spy. Hired to watch his spawn on Halloween night, the irrepressible Ms. Fox instead betrays her employers confidence and goes out to party. When he arrives home and figures it all out, his temper can only be dissuaded by one thing: a marvelous cock-working by his failed babysitter.
After this year’s barrage of costumed carnality, the reasons for which I still can’t quite figure, you’re probably going to need a rest from such lunacy and instead desire something a bit more sane. Next week, I assure you, Mr. Pink’s will deliver exactly that. Until then, rest your candy-addled body and save some stamina for the rest of the year, why don’t ya?
A pinch and a punch for the first of the month, folks, and I hope your Halloween was as enjoyable as the sativa-soaked Treehouse of Horror marathon I spent in my pajamas. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two very, very different sites. 