This week at Mr. Pink’s, we bring forth another slate of brand new porn reviews to keep your saliva glands active and your erectile function at an age-appropriate peak. This week’s dose includes the immaculate 4K oiled-up hardcore of Lubed, Christian XXX’s thrilling adventures at Pure BBW, a European pornstar trying out amateur cocks at Melone Challenge, and some of the most promising interracial porn online of late at Teens Love Black Cocks. Now, until next week, keep your chins high, your shoulders back, and your porno education coming from Mr. Pink’s.
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Brazzers Goes Parody Mad
Brazzers, a porn studio long known for its colorful, irreverent approach to sex, is also no stranger to the porn parody, now a staple of most mainstream porn viewing habits. Recently, though, “The ZZ” has been outdoing itself when it comes to pop-culture homages, lampoon, tributes, and outright parodies, so I thought we’d take a look at what’s been causing Brazzers-fans to chuckle through their fap sessions of late.
So far 2016 has seen the X-Men, Spider-Man, Star Wars, World War Z, and Games of Thrones properties among those getting the hardcore ZZ treatment. Where the porn parodies of the 80s and 90s were largely low-budget affairs, Brazzers joins the likes of Axel Braun in throwing money at their parodies to bring fans explosive sex as well as literal explosions and other FX. Storm of Kings takes Game of Thrones and recasts it with slightly fewer dragons and vastly more whores (Peta Jensen, Aletta Ocean, Anissa Kate, and underutilized Aruba Jasmine starring) across four episodes.
XXX-Men didn’t garner more than two scenes, but they were well worth stopping by Pornstars Like it Big for back in late May. Nicole Aniston donned the blue bodypaint and red hair to play Mystique to be tag-teamed by Wolverine (Charles Dera) and Cyclops (Xander Corvus) after first we saw Patty Michova’s Psylocke undeniably attracted to Danny D’s Magneto dick. That might seem like a light treatment by ZZ, but there’s bound to be more X-Men movies ahead to provide even more ultimate cosplay porn.
Brazzers stuck with Marvel Comics, their clear favorite, for a while, bringing The Cat’s Meow to Brazzers Extra also in late May. Two Brazzers newcomers were introduced as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his nemesis/fuck-buddy The Black Cat. Diminutive but big dicked Spanish 22-year-old Jodri El Niño Polla and Austrian Mila Milan filled the roles and costumes very nicely.
Apparently finding it hard to stay away from superheroes and science-fiction, Brazzers also ran Star Wars and World War Z through their parodical mash-up machine, the later being adding to over many months and now serving up six episodes starring Phoenix Marie, Peta Jensen, Tommy Gunn, and Ramon Nomar in the latest installment from April of this year. Timed to coincide with the release of The Force Awakens, Brazzers’ latest Star Wars parody was hardly the first to come from the porn world, but it featured Abby Cross as “Princess Lay” (slave outfit an all) and housecock Danny D as Boba Fuck, making it just as hard to resist as “TFA” was to the world at large.
Expert costuming and creative, colorful photography has really guided these more recent Brazzers parodies to all-new levels of faithful homage while mixing in that ol’ Brazzers standard style of colorful, hyperactive hardcore. We can only wonder what’s next on the agenda. Although by the looks of the upcoming Brazzers release schedule, this studio’s future already looks busy-as-hell. How the ZZ creative crew will find time to hit the multiplex is beyond me!
Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: New Sensations
Since 1993, New Sensations has been riding its way to porno prominence on the back of its daring taboo sexual dealings. Nowadays, New Sensations’ official website sports just as many movies about pseudo-incestuous relationships with stepsisters and stepfathers, a Latina touted as a “squirt goddess,” lesbian step-sisters scissoring while home alone, and coming inside your Asian hot-wife or on your stepmom’s big tits than it does non-familial porn. In fact, just recently, the pendulum may have even swung in the family direction. Without being totally devoted to “stepcest” scenarios, New Sensations remains one of the hottest sources for this raging hot taboo genre, and it’s time Mr. Pink’s made a public note of it for your benefit.
New Sensations has seen so many standout titles hit its virtual shelves of late, members of the official site must be over the moon. From Veronica Rodriguez’s debut title feature to babysitters riding BBCs and literal lesbian sisterhood, all the way to BDSM, costume play, narrative-driven anal-free gangbangs (the best kind!), and plenty of titles focused on creampied wives, roughhousing teens, and swallowing schoolgirls, there’s no shortage of smut available to New Sensations members. In fact, current counts put the archive at 1291 feature-length DVD titles all digitized, many in HD, and ready for viewing. A total scene count is even more astounding with well over 3,300 scenes present.
With so many sites now either dabbling in or completely converting to stepcest content, it’s great to have a reliably strong mainstream studio dealing heavily in the genre without making it their sole concern. Quality remains high and castings just keep bringing hotter new talents to its pages, making New Sensations another Mr. Pink’s Must Have.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 15th, 2016
We have no jetpacks and we have no tangible holographic hookups with vacuous celebrity babes, but rest assured, dear readers, we’re living in the 21st Century. And when it comes to contemporary deviancy on your computer screen, 21Sextury always comes to mind. With brand new reviews of 21Sextury, 21Naturals, and 21Sextreme this week, the whole company got worked over by Mr. Pink and now waits for your visit. The marvelous, artful, and brilliantly authentic porn of Lucie Blush and Lucie Makes Porn showed us a different path that’s just as cutting edge as anything the major studios are offering. Next week it’s going to be a whole lot wilder and more varied at Mr. Pink’s as we hit you with another dose of porno knowledge, Pink-style!