This week at Mr. Pink’s we’re examining the latest effort from acclaimed director Mason, a haven for teen porn fans, and the return of a back-to-back AVN Female of the Year winner – all in a day’s work for yours truly! Mason’s all-female effort LesbianX joins the growing XEmpire network and features the return of the legendary Tori Black. Recently added to the Mile High Network, Cherry Pop and its growing collection of teen hardcore is certainly enticing. Ms. Tori Black’s also getting some attention on the blog, so be sure to check out our lil’ ‘Welcome Home’ note before jumping over to LesbianX for a taste of Tori 2017. Next week we’ll hear more from Mason and indulge in some sublime Hollywood glitz and glamor, all in the name of erotic entertainment.
Category: Porn Reviews
Porn Reviews
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 8th, 2017
Porno and Mr. Pink’s, they go together like Mike Adriano’s hella-invasive camera and speculums: beautifully! This week at Pink’s we’re taking a good ol’ gander at a trio of excellent adult sites, all quite different, but also influencers of a kind. 21Sextury and its cavalcade of (mostly) Euro and (some) US hardcore stars do a wonderful job blending class and crass. Sweetheart Video’s new take on narrative-driven all-female sex has made its stamp on the porn world and is only growing stronger. Hookup Hotshot and its head honcho Bryan Gozzling offer a less mainstream, more taboo take on fucking, coaxing slutty hipster girls right into Daddy’s lair. On the blog this week we’re highlighting the impressive evolution of Euro-Latin hybrid network PornDoe Premium and clueing you, dear reader, in on a very tantalizing discount offer that celebrates PornDoe’s excellent global smut.
Beating on a Budget with PornDoe Premium
Introductory pricing in many product and service industries lure in new customers only to disappoint and frustrate them when the venture falters or fails a short time into its projected lifespan. Porn is no exception and many sites launch to much fanfare and instant popularity only to soon prove themselves without staying power. That cheap-as-chips discount membership may have soured you on some sites before but PornDoe Premium seems to be taking a slightly different route.
Having launched and made an early attempt at broaching the mainline porn audience with its unique offerings of twenty-plus websites devoted to the best of European and South American kink, fetishism, and visually, thematically, and sexually adventurous hardcore, PornDoe Premium has shifted gears slightly and no longer limits your access to any of its sites. And, now boasting 33 distinct vendors on its network hub, that leaves its members with a veritable treasure trove of wild carnal antics to enjoy. From the elegant erotica of The White Boxxx and XChimera to the utter brutality of Her Limit and reality-based concepts Casting Alla Italia, Deutschland Report, and Bitches Abroad, there’s plenty of variety here, all now unchained from viewing restrictions and available for less than $20-a-month.
THE MATH:
At the current $19.95 price point, PornDoe Premium’s 33 websites break down to a touch over 60¢ each per month while the 1,966 individual scenes in the combined network archive come to an absolute pittance, only 1.01¢ a-pop. Sure, English subtitles aren’t readily available and not all sites update as frequently as the busiest of PornDoe’s properties, but you’re eager for a fresh take on Euro and Latin porn there were already few networks are enticing as PornDoe Premium. Now with an expanded network package and more affordable access on offer, passing this intriguing multi-national effort by could be a serious mistake.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 3rd, 2017
Happy birthday, USA! Home to the world’s most vibrant porn industry, the United States is also home of your preferred source of pornographic infotainment, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews! This week at Mr. Pink’s we’re focusing on women who eat ass and men who don’t fuck women. Girls Rimming may be new but it’s already a standout success, loaded as it is with pretty female tongues lapping at some lucky male assholes, all in HD. Badpuppy, on the other hand, is not only not new, but a legendary gay porn original. Can the legend keep up with today’s high-tech hardcore or does it feel like a relic from days gone by? You’ll find out with our full reviews of both Girls Rimming and Badpuppy, but if kicking back and celebrating the holidays with a wide variety of mainstream US-made porn is more your style, scope the blog for a round-up of July 4th discounted porno offers and snag a little something for yourself – that’s the American way!