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ith the holiday season now well and truly kicked into gear, it’s time for all of us at Mr. Pink’s to reflect on those things that bring us joy, happiness, and roaring hard-ons. This week I took the opportunity to check in with some old favorites and see how they’re faring of late. Shiofuky’s gushing Japanese marvels and the extended all-Asian network JAV HD is a great reminder of just how weird and wild porno can be, all the while starring some of the damn cutest women even fucked on film. Wicked Pictures, known for its narrative tales and educational DVDs, continues to deliver pornographic excellence across a wide range of styles and situations while a chief competitor, Digital Playground, makes a beeline for your fantasy gland, tickles it tenderly then leaves you to enjoy the post-orgasmic glow it leaves you with. Ah, porno, where would we be without you?
Category: Porn Reviews
Porn Reviews
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 17th, 2016
Thanksgiving might be just around the corner, but this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews remained gloriously free of turkeys with another slate of fresh looks at adult websites dealing in amateur teens, sexy yoga practitioners, cheating wives and girlfriends stepping out on their beaus, and one site that everybody by now should know very well. That site, Videobox, again scored very well with Mr. Pink’s, as did the new but already awesome She Will Cheat. Little Mutt and its teenage hussies aren’t so impressive anymore, I’m afraid, and Fitness Rooms, though very promising, isn’t quite there yet. If you’re a devoted teen or workout porn fan, however, both are essential viewing. Next week we’ll be looking at two major mainstream players and some awesome Japanese outfits doing great work.
Beating on a Budget with JAV HD
Japanese pornography can at times seem like both the greatest audio-visual endeavor of all time and the most obnoxious prick tease on the planet. And for that there’s really only one reason: censorship. Notorious for covering genitals, penetrated or otherwise, with pixel clouds that block any serious observation, the Japanese porn industry has been aching for full release unencumbered by censorship, where it can proudly announce its kinks and quirks in eight-foot-high neon red letters. That releases comes in the form of JAV HD and its associated network sites. JAV HD is not only completely free of the censor’s meddling, it’s home to a massive collection of all kinds of J-porn, from business meetings turned blowjob competitions to straightforward housewife fucking, from bukkake blowbangs to oceanside orgies, and much of it is presented in 1080p and 720p High Definition videos. Best of all, there’s a discount going that’ll get you inside for a relative pittance: just $19.95-a-month.
THE MATH:
Home to 16 sites, itself included, the JAV HD network covers all kinds of J-porn and leaves it all uncensored. At $19.95-a-month for complete network access, that leaves each site costing around $1.24 per month. A grand total of 5571 scenes currently sit at JAV HD and await your attention. Consider each scene an individual purchase and you’re looking at one of the most affordable and enjoyable Japanese hardcore offerings around. At 0.358¢ each, you can gobble up as many gorgeous AV Idols as you like without worrying that you’re getting a shitty deal. Japanese porn tends to be expensive when offered without censorship, but thankfully not at the very affordable JAV HD Network.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 9th, 2016
Remember, remember, the ninth of November! Why? ‘Cause that’s the day Mr. Pink’s brand new reviews of legendary porno studios Naughty America, Evil Angel, Devil’s Film, and Brazzers went live, that’s why! In all-new examinations of these porno powerhouses, I look at their size, their quality, and their sexual appeal while keeping a close eye on the female talent. Among the top studios in the game, these four didn’t disappoint – well, not much – and are making it pretty easy to approach the start of 2017 with confidence. You can rest assured, though, bro, that wherever porno goes, Mr. Pink goes too.