This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we welcomed back an old friend from the dial-up days, peered in for super-close-up pussy shots, and checked out two acclaimed A-list studio sites. Home to a busty blonde housewife many will know well, Wifey’s World is still going and now showcases her fellatio skills and amazing cleavage in 720p HD. In the Crack might lack the amateur touch, but its glammy yet naturalistic vulva investigations result in scorching hot masturbation from toddy’s top porn talents from the worldwide pool. New Sensations and Jules Jordan are studios often competing head-to-head but now on diverging paths, they’ve both become indispensable adult entertainments. Next week there’ll be more Halloween talk on the blog – hell, check out what’s there now! – and a first review of a brand new Virtual Reality site that’ll have you spinning.
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Porn Reviews
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 4th, 2016
October is here, which means Halloween (and Halloween porn) is just around the corner. Before you get your pants all pumpkin-stained, why not take ’em off to some of porn’s hottest commodities, as reviewed this week by Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews? Under investigation this week: Holed, a brand new 4K anal effort from the makers of Lubed; New Sensations’ take on sapphic erotica with The Lesbian Experience; The Classic Porn’s teeming archive of vintage porn from all countries and eras; and the bold, the uncompromising, the relentlessly brutal Fetish Network home to some 48 websites (and one or two essentials) dealing in kink, fetish, and BDSM porn. Over on the blog I took a look at the supremely talented AJ Applegate’s latest star showcases and a mainstream porn studio now discounted to an unmissable price. Dig it, folks, then be back here next week for more from me, Mr. Pink.
Beating on a Budget with Digital Playground
Quality usually carries with it a premium price and the porn market is no different. Sure, you could jump at any baseline membership plan under ten bucks and hope for the best or you could hold out and save up some spare change to indulge in that A-list mainstream sexual bonanza you’ve been eyeing all along. This week, thanks to Mr. Pink’s Discount Porn Depot, you can weigh your options with the incredible, the acclaimed, the perennially colorful Digital Playground.
Digital Playground isn’t often discounted to this extent, making this an opportunity that shouldn’t be missed by anyone eager to see contract stars Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia join today’s newest A- and B-listers in extravagant hardcore that’s much closer to Ocean’s 11 than Sex, Lies, and Videotape, if you get my meaning. Digital Playground boasts a huge archive of high-budget porn that sees everything from Star Wars parodies to flight attendant fantasies to British barroom orgies and stars a cavalcade of stars from Dana DeArmond and Julia Ann to Anissa Kate and Alison Tyler.
Now offered at the monthly rate of $19.95, Digital Playground isn’t just large in size, hugely entertaining, and filled with awesomely hot pornstars, it’s also quite affordable.
THE MATH:
There’s a total of 516 DVDs held at Digital Playground HQ, and 187 “Series” scenes accompanying them to bring us to 3,533 scenes all up. Breaking that down to a per-scene rate, you’ll be paying little more than half-a-cent for each! Contract stars like Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia help make Digital Playground a premium porno destination: if you’re coming here for Aria, you’ll pay about 82¢ for each of her 24 scenes; Eva devotees, however, snag her 71 Digital Playground episodes, from Fleshlight tests and DP Star Auditions to her cop-fucking, pussy-eating, heart-breaking hardcore best, for a paltry 28¢ each.
Whoever the next girl to be given a Digital Playground contract may be, she’s not only in stellar company already but bound to be greeted by a wave of new fans taking advantage of this very worthwhile Digital Playground deal.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 28th, 2016
This week at Mr. Pink’s we undertook brand new porn site reviews of two major porno networks and two halves of the most deviant digital whole the Internet has ever seen. Mofos and Pornstar Network both have plenty to offer today’s demanding smut fan but it’s the new look Kink Unlimited and Kink Men that really took our breath away this week. Now packaging all its straight sites and hetero sites into two bundles, Kink has never been easier to gorge yourself on. (Nor, I’m afraid, as expensive.) On Mr. Pink’s blog, you’ll find a quick look at Hustler and Barely Legal’s new “responsive” site designs and Naughty America’s new cast of exclusively contracted Virtual Reality girls.