Porn Reviews | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 59

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 8th, 2016

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s we didn’t bother with one-offs or newcomers, nor outliers or also-rans. This week it was all Reality Kings, all of the time with four brand new porn reviews of the most popular and appealing RK endeavors. Big Naturals celebrates even more titty-tossing excitement than ever with more than 700 scenes online, while Round and Brown’s African American asses weigh in some 600-scenes strong and We Live Together brings you over 600 lesbian encounters. Although a bit short on content, Moms Bang Teens still thrills with hardcore HD step-cest porn that proves that, whenever a new porno trend arises, Reality Kings is never far away. (For more on that point, see Mr. Pink’s latest blog on two new RK ventures well worth a look.) Until next week (which won’t be so RK-heavy), fuck fans, be cool.

Beating on a Budget with Plumper Pass!

The recent wave of discussion about body acceptance, self-love, and the fat-shaming phenomenon has led to one outcome that’s a lot more entertaining and interesting than so many Tumblr and Twitter-based body-positivity campaigns and campaigners: there’s a lot more high-quality BBW porn around lately! One of the more notable BBW sites currently experiencing an upswing in attention is Plumper Pass. Once a six-site network, now operating as one smashing super-site, Plumper Pass is sporting a fresh design and a slate of new models that put the “umph” in “pornographic triumph” and bring their amply proportioned physiques to your small screen in crystal-clear 1080p HD videos and 2000px image galleries. What’s more, Plumper Pass, like its models, is overflowing with appetizing treats, just this Monday past adding its 2,157th scene. Unlike many sites content to do as little as possible to part you from your money, Plumper Pass aims to make sure its members are well fed and kept happy. Behind-the-scenes videos accompany most of the masturbation, girl-on-girl, or straight hardcore scenes added in the past few years. Go back further into Plumper Pass’s archive and quality may be lower but, with the authenticity ramped up with semi-amateur women, there’s still plenty of sexy plumper-pounding action to be had.

Those BBW admirers that equally enjoy watching their favorite beauty swan around and gradually undress as they do her test her dick-sucking skills and cowgirl stamina will really appreciate all the behind-the-scenes material, much of it giving valuable insight into the models’ personalities, working demeanor, and sexual interests and experiences. Factoring those videos into the following dollar-based breakdown keep their contribution in mind. So, just how good a deal is Mr. Pink’s brand spanking new $19.95-a-month Plumper Pass discount deal?

THE MATH:
Plumper Pass currently holds 2,157 mainline scenes along with about 150 BTS videos for a total video count of 2,307. With membership now down to $19.95-a-month from the usual twenty-five bucks, each of the scorching hot BBW-starring softcore and hardcore delights held within Plumper Pass’s sexy and secure walls costs less than a single cent each, 0.86¢ to be reasonably precise.

Find me another BBW site of this caliber that so affordably delivers “the goods” and, hell, I’ll review and blog about that one too! Until then, it looks like it’s Plumper Pass all the way.

Reality Kings’ Latest: Step-Lesbianism and Tow Trucks

If you’ve never been a Reality Kings subscriber and today decided to check out the network you’ve been hearing about all this time, you might be forgiven for thinking Reality Kings’ glory days were long behind it, that it was now just an archive of older porn for aging dudes. Although many of its most popular sites are still going strong – see hot-off-the-press reviews of Big Naturals, Round and Brown, and We Live Together – Reality Kings has been quietly introducing a handful of new sites that address more contemporary concerns like aggressive tow truck drivers and overly affectionate step-mothers with lesbian leanings.

Moms Lick Teens is the all-female answer to Moms Bang Teens, Reality Kings’ resident step-cest site, and features couple, trio, and group scenes of total abandonment of hetero preferences. Guided by the sure hands of Veronica Avluv, Dana DeArmond, and Savannah Fyre, fresh-faced teenage and twenty-something newcomers experience a woman’s touch in a most unforgettable way. So far we’ve seen some dynamite pairings – Veronica Vain and Piper Perri, Jamie Valentine and Crystal Rae, and a Christmas-themed ass-worshipping scene from Zoey Monroe and Cherie DeVille – and twice-monthly updates mean there’ll likely be many more to come.

Taking a totally different approach to porn only loosely based in reality, Bad Tow Truck not only leaves the studio set behind, but also ditches large, cumbersome cameras, professional lighting, makeup and costuming, and even the decency to fuck out of public view. Presenting a small but very potent collection of 11 situations that place young female drivers at the mercy of towers. With little cash to their names (or apparently too horny to bother using it), the girls make deals that keep them their car and score the tow driver some on-the-job action. Although the girls go unnamed in an attempt to heighten authenticity, Bad Tow Truck sees Karlee Grey, Gwen Stark, Ashley Adams, and the squirtastic Veronica Rodriguez all enjoy some sweaty in-car sex. Bad Tow Truck’s visual aren’t the norm and the wide-angle GoPro shooting won’t suit everyone, but those keen on a more believable take on “reality porn” will definitely appreciate this new take on the Reality Kings M.O.

Neither site is exactly huge, not yet, but the rest of Reality Kings should take care of that should these two new offerings entice you into membership. Before you indulge, though, best be sure to scope out Mr. Pink’s latest sweep of Reality Kings reviews for the full lowdown on the little network that did, could, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 1st, 2016

mrpinks It’s a rare week at Mr. Pink’s when we have the privilege to assess four truly outstanding sites in one week, but this week, dear reader, was such a week. Sure, we’ve all known about the excellent, insanely influential Bang Bros and Reality Kings networks for some time now (although they really are better than ever these days), so that’s not exactly news. The utterly awesome super-hardcore erotica of Colette and Hookup Hotshot’s social media fuck-a-thon, on the other hand, are porno revelations of major importance! Will next week be just as thrilling at Mr. Pink’s? With the porn reviews we have on the cards, yeah, I think it might be!