Ten Thousand Little Piggies

MrPinksAs I was kicking around YouTube the other day, taking in a few slowed-down clips of K-Pop girl groups’ dance routines, videos of French late-sixties model, actress, and singer, Zouzou, as well as some infuriatingly slow DIY computer maintenance tutorials, I came upon a ten-minute, one-shot, discreetly-captured voyeuristic celebration of, of all things, the female foot. More specifically, the Miami-living Cuban-American female foot captured at “the local electronics store”. Complete with insta-hiphop backing soundtrack and lengthy explanation of the circumstances surrounding the camera-phone shooting, the producer of said video clearly wanted to share his fondness for the lower-limbed stabilizers and perambulators of the human body. And, after a brief search, you’ll see it’s clear the gentleman that shot and uploaded “Cute Latina Mom at the local electronics store” is far from alone.

Possibly due to its banning of overtly and explicitly sexual content, YouTube seems to have become a haven for non-nude “stripteases”, workout videos, and foot worshipping fetishists who’ll do almost anything to capture footage of the female foot in its natural state. Shooting women largely without their knowledge, the foot-fans of YouTube has created a communal archive of thousands upon thousands upon thousands of videos showing naked and barely-covered feet wriggling, twitching, rubbing against each other, and even just walking. Not being a foot fetishist myself, I don’t really understand why some folks seem to lust so feverishly after such a basically non-sexual body part, but for those that do, YouTube seems the place to be if you’re ok with the more mild variations on adult foot fetishism produced by users like kcknowsbest, blahfeet, and MsFootShow.

As always, if you want something a little more risque, why not head to Mr. Pink’s and find out if Hot Legs & Feet, Footsie Babes, or any of the other valuable foot-focused porn sites we’ve covered are worth your time and money. Although, I must say, if you’re dedicated a foot fetishist enough to be reading this blog, our higher-ranking sites will definitely put a smile on your dial.

Big Daddy Brings the Boys Out!

Big DaddyLately many top-notch Internet-based porn companies have been injecting their profits and savings into some rather exciting new ventures. Naughty America launched College Sugar Babes, Tonight’s Girlfriend, and MILF Sugar Babes and Evil Angel is putting ample time, energy, talent, and money into Voracious, an exclusive online feature directed by John Stagliano. When it comes to porn that swings the other way, however, there seems to be fairly little going on. Gay hardcore is, after all, an unfairly mistreated niche and this kind of neglect is usually par for the course. The only apparent exception to this unfortunate rule is Big Daddy, a network pimping itself as holding the “best gay porn in the world.” Oh yeah?

Big Daddy’s websites cover a ton of sub-genres, from scenes starting out as deep tissue massages to dishing out blowjobs on the 22 Local city bus route while other passengers stare ahead into the eternal void. Everything is hardcore as can be and will no doubt delight lovers of the male physical form, especially when the High Definition 720p video formats are viewed full-screen and the stellar views they provide start inducing salivation. The individual Big Daddy websites, though…? What are they all about? Hell, let’s find out!

Bareback Attack takes those stifling latex penis-sheaths and ditches them for the most completely naked assfucking you’ll find here at Big Daddy. Butter Loads is all about serving up the creamiest, juiciest facial deposits after a backroom interview with a prospective new performer. It’s amateur hour over at ExBF, the Big Daddy site that collects “the hottest pics to show off everyone’s boyfriend.” Ever ridden a dirty, sparsely populated city bus and felt like having your dick sucked by a hunky top guy? Project City Bus is for you then. Urban Invasion is one of the network’s racially oriented endeavors, this time thrusting “minorities” allegedly fuck like bunny rabbits; just don’t alert La Migra. For porn fans who need as much dick as possible in their smut, Sausage Party heats things up with a handful of male strippers and a large gathering of celebrating fellas looking for a really good, really memorable evening out partying! Think you’ve seen female pornstars take big dick? Well, those sluts have got nothing on the gaped-open bottoms who take on the thickest, longest black trouser-snakes in porn at It’s Gonna Hurt. Unglory hole has a woman and a male sausage-smoker hitting up local glory holes to fool straight dudes into having their loads sucked out by bona fide homos! Thug Hunter hits the ‘hood in search of studly brothers, getting his whiteboy fill of man-meat. Out in Public takes public exhibitionism to all new heights. Even Rub Him, which operates under the ‘massage porn’ umbrella, makes a very strong impression, thanks largely to the 720p HD videos available on all sites that here show the taut, toned masculine form in the finest possible fashion.

Now, don’t all those sites sound like winners? Well, what if I told you that most of these sites also update once-a-week and have ever-growing archives of high-res photos and awesome HD videos that look utterly fantastic, as good as the best A/V offerings from Bang Bros, the open and affirming pater familias of Big Daddy. Come on, gents. Tell me Big Daddy doesn’t sound like the rugged, masculine all-homo hardcore extravaganza for you, I dare ya!

Naughty America’s Class Act

Naughty AmericaAnyone who has logged in to Naughty America lately would surely have noticed a few rather appealing advertisements littering the site and looking like they had just been pulled from two of the most glamorous, sophisticated, and well produced porn sites on the ‘net. I too noticed them and had my curiosity piqued. So, after some investigating (which largely took the form of this review and this review) I discovered that my assumptions were absolutely right on the money. The sites being promoted so fiercely were Tonight’s Girlfriend and College Sugar Babes, two brand-new efforts from the same folks behind Naughty America. Any, boy, were these two doozies!

Both websites offer deluxe fantasy porn for the discerning gentleman, Tonight’s Girlfriend imagining late-night hotel conferences with classy escorts, striptease artists, and adult performers. Starring Eva Angelina, Nicole Aniston, Madison Ivy, Audrey Bitoni, and the incredible two-fer of Kagney Linn Karter and Gracie Glam, Tonight’s Girlfriend’s scenes play out like a subjective male fantasy in which he (your mostly anonymous surrogate) has booked a woman to visit his suite while he’s away on business or quite simply treating himself. What happens once she arrives, receives her “gift”, and enters the bedroom in the outfit he suggested is entirely up to him.

College Sugar Babes, on the other hand, gives its viewers a chance to vicariously live out their fantasy of helping an intelligent, beautiful young woman make her way through the tough American college system with as little trouble as possible. They have a simple arrangement, here: he pays her rent, bills, tuition, or simply gives her a hefty allowance to spend as she wishes and she, in return, provides him with company of a decidedly intimate nature.

The two sites share obvious similarities but, in practice, exercise very different parts of the male fantasy mind. College Sugar Babes is the lighter of the two and the scenes there are quite fun and lively. Tonight’s Girlfriend, on the other hand, has a more serious tone as the “John” works out his marital frustrations, deeply held and quite overwhelming desires, and fetishistic impulses with the visiting professional. The High Definition 1080p videos look present the scenes in breathtaking style as they present each situation as an extremely adult affair. This deeply arousing atmosphere is amplified by the sure-handed direction that always keeps the camera close enough to feel extremely intimate without being crass and invasive, and frames-out the male performer so as to remind you, without cheap POV tactics, that you should be imagining yourself in this scene, not whatever stiff dick was on the call sheet that day. These, ladies and gentleman, is some of the most impressive, accomplished, and original works of pornography currently available and the sites are only getting bigger.

Oh, wow! You’ll have to excuse me for an hour or four. I just discovered another hidden gem that need a proper unveiling: MILF Sugar Babes, where desperate housewives turn to meet men other than their deadbeat husbands; men who’ll help them out where it counts most – financially and sexually.