Category: Porn Reviews

Wowsers, Pink readers and porn fans – this week was a doozy at Mr. Pink’s, where we posted four brand new adult website reviews, this time of some of the ‘net’s most thrilling vendors. The most infamous, most deviant porn network on the planet, Evil Angel, once again scored very impressive marks, with its associate Fame Digital falling only a little behind. Moms Teach Sex may still be small, but its step-cestuous threesomes make for supremely hot viewing on the Nubiles-Porn Network. The gargantuan 34FF breasts of Kelly Madison, meanwhile, prove to be the most reliably hot thing about the porno entrepreneur’s site. Next week it’ll be a much younger, less experienced slate of sites going under review, including some more choice cuts from Nubiles.

Here we are already one week into the new year and already Kink is making major changes to its operations, Riley Reid is confirmed as not only an anal fiend but also as the latest Fleshlight girl, and Mr. Pink’s is back with another dose of hardcore porn reviews to keep your ‘bating on point. This week we tackled Devil’s Film and Mile High Media, two behemoths of rich porno variety after wrapping up all new reviews of Ryan and Kelly Madison’s incredible pair of porno marvels, Porn Fidelity and Teen Fidelity, both of which are still going strong. Next week there’ll be more from the Evil Angel folks and maybe even an appearance from the mega-MILF herself, Kelly Madison. ‘Til then!

Happy New Year, fuck-fans, and welcome to the last/first round of reviews for 2015/2016 – however you slice it, it’s a monumental moment! This week we took detailed notes and wrote up reports on Pacino Network Pass and Pacino’s Adventures, two Latina-heavy sites proving a man is what he makes himself to be – in this case a hyper-prolific stud. Another look at Japanese softcore site All Gravure proved just as charming and gently arousing as the last, while Total Teen Network, despite its name and bevy of sexy young models, failed to arouse much from this porn reviewer, neither compliments nor erections. ‘Til next time, folks, when we’ll have brand new porn reviews of Evil Angel’s most acclaimed and notorious sites, this is Mr. Pink signing off.

This is it, folks. That most merry time of the calendar year is upon us and in this, the last Mr. Pink’s update before Saint Nick drops down our chimneys and scarfs down whatever high-fructose cookie-based treat has the fat man roaring towards Type 2 Diabetes faster than Rudolph can carry him, we’ll take a good, hard, long look at ATK Galleria, ATK Petites, ATK Hairy, and ATK Exotics. Hell, it’s an entirely ATK week here at Mr. Pink’s, where the long-standing porno purveyor sees its sites analyzed and assessed by yours truly in brand new porn reviews. Over on our blog, I reported on the haul of Christmas-themed hardcore episodes (from the usual suspect) and point to a few last minute (and mostly virtual/digital/non-physical) gifts you might want to pass along to your porno-loving pals. Stay safe, enjoy yourselves, and return here with full bellies and enough cheer to last an eon for more up-to-date porn site reviews from your ol’ pal, Mr. Pink.