This week saw Mr. Pink’s patented methods of pornographic analysis tried and tested on a handful of new porn sites. Fun Movies and Cosplay Babes continued our coverage of the Stiffia network, this time with insanely bawdy German amateurs and curvy British babes dressed (and fucked) as your favorite comic-book and sci-fi characters. Also on the agenda, Sin Drive’s wet-and-messy and hardcore-sex-party porn and the breathtaking lesbian encounters of Girlfriends Films. Next week there’ll be more Euro-porn, more filth-and-fucking, and of course more from Mr. Pink. Until then, fap fiends, keep your chins up and go check out Valentina Nappi’s awesome new feature release, Valentina’s Day over on our recent Mr. Pink’s Blog post.
Category: Porn Reviews
Porn Reviews
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 8th, 2015
Pink here. Mr. Pink. And, boy, do I have some doozies for you this week as we check out another handful of the finest and fuckingest adult websites on the whole damn Internet! After last week’s dalliance with Dogfart, we took to another kind of race-baiting porn, this time at Border Patrol Sex, where foxy border-hoppers are caught and cocked in the dusty outdoors. Step1Models provided us with more amateur sluts than your average inner city nightclub and the Asian hardcore pair of Teen Thais and Japan HDV showed that there’s plenty left to discover throughout the Asian continent. Next week? Who knows what next week will bring!? Check in and find out where else our investigations take us, right here at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews.
Beating on a Budget! with Fetish Network
The high cost of producing hardcore fetish porn usually means that those producers must then charge viewers a little bit more to ensure they can stay in production. Whips, chains, leather clothing, rented dungeons, fluid shields for the camera, trauma counseling for the less experienced performers, and, of course, the hiring of talent brave and bold enough to be dropped naked into a dunk tank or strapped to a hobby horse and relentlessly pounded until there’s nothing left but a whimpering, drooling tangle of limbs and hair, these are all major expenses that most porn productions never encounter. Thankfully, there’s a hardcore fetish network that has decided enough is enough, high prices don’t get people into paying for porn, discounts do! Fetish Network, home to 44 exclusive websites dealing in various hardcore sexual antics, has slashed its entry fee from almost forty bucks and now asks you to pay just $19.95 for a month-long membership.
Fetish Network’s websites – Brutal Castings, Sexual Disgrace, My Kinky Diary, Strap-On Squad, Helpless Teens, Pain Freaks, Tokyo Slaves, Brainwashed Teens, Amateur Trampling, Glam Bitches, and Brutal Ball Busting among them – cover every conceivable BDSM sub-genre from abusive insult-laden handjobs to foot-focused female domination, from smoking fetishization to jerk-off instruction, and then some. (Teenage hitchhiker porn, anyone?) And, to top it all of, Fetish Network is free to browse. You won’t be able to view full videos or galleries, but you’ll sure as shit know whether or not this is a network for you before plonking down $19.95 and entertaining your most sordid fantasies.
THE MATH:
With the current $19.95-discount in place, Fetish Network, currently home to 44 exclusive websites, could be seen as charging just 45¢ for access to each of its sites. And, with 3,766 scenes filling the immense network archives (again, completely exclusive), your membership purchase boils down to just .5¢ (point-five-of-one-cent) per scene, a truly staggering rate if ever we’ve featured one. Obviously there’ll be plenty of readers not at all interested in watching Marsha May hypnotized into sucking dick, nor Montana Sky rope-tied and fucked senseless, but those with a penchant for pain or a boner of bondage will most certainly be very pleased this Fetish Network deal has come along.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 1st, 2015
Welcome to another slate of brand new Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, where your favorite adult entertainment critic (that’d be me) assess more of the online porn world’s best and worst offerings. This week we looked at two more Dogfart sites, Gloryhole and Blacks On Blondes, both of which proved themselves among the best interracial sites on offer. We also checked out Sexy Hub, a five-site network of erotic hardcore, and Fake Hub, home to Fake Taxi, Fake Hospital, Fake Agent and three other devious, deceitful takes on porn. We also found out what Amia Miley, Jada Stevens, and Audrey Hollander have been up to lately, and reported on Naughty America finally welcoming Tonight’s Girlfriend onto the network. It’s been a big week here at Mr. Pink’s, but one thing is for sure – next week will be bigger, better, and more bodacious or my name ain’t Mr. Pink!